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good morning beautiful people

i woke up at ~5 and went to the toilet twice
don't eat duners before bed i guess

no one fix the road?

>tfw in russia this road pit would be twice the size by now

Caл Двaч

off to uni in about 15 mins
you have a productive day as well

Hurry up and fix.
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Rate mine, post yours.

мyp мyp мyp мyp

s-au dat martisoarele pe 1 martie bueeeeeei

Stop posting pretty girls.

How the fuck did the road stay the same?

>tfw late to uni but the class barely matters anyway

FAKE. Even all the little rocks are still in their perfect spots.

>too late for class
>go to toilek
>steal some toilet paper
>return home

>tranlo rekt by rashans

>willingly using the crap toilet paper they have at uni

wow, he knows Russian.

what do your american friends and colleagues think of this?

>professors camps me after the lections are over
>with good intentions from the bottom of his heart he told me to not be so shy and introverted and b myself
>since I thought I was hiding it well and that it wasn't obvious to everyone that I am a pussy autist, I took it very heavily

None of them really notice it. For those that have I simply explain that it's a cultural tradition and that seems to be enough for them. One guy asked if I could give one to him and I did since I have several.

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Haha faggot

mmmm chicken.

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explanation?

>I thought I was hiding it well
you cant hide it lad you should try getting drunk before class

is that the new meta

I fuck you in ass

I carry a hip flask for situations of extreme anxiety or midday celebration.

Albos on suicide watch

>tfw we are the most Mpalkanic inhabitants of mpalkan
Vendali niggas

You inbred motherfuckers.

>tfw their biggest celebrity is an albanian football player

T. steppe warior CuCKED by native Thracians

I hate this meme that northern romanians have less balkan admixture than central or south. They're dark haired manlets like the rest of us. Only moldovans have lighter hair and bluer eyes, and that's cause they're slavs who got colonized by vlachs.

Its not a meme tho. Being manlet and dark could mean you got Early Hungarian blood too

No one has a car.

Hungarians and romanians have nothing in common genetically, honestly. And I doubt that the original magyars decided to convert to orthodoxy and speak romanian.

Some intermixing between magyar women and ROMANIAN bulls mayhaps?

Is Balkans comfy

Maybe. Every romanian 23andme result I saw had a sliver of asiatic mtdna.

What is documented is that almost every romanian ruler up until the 17th century had a hungarian noblewoman wife. The rest had serbian wives. This motherfucker for example married 2 hungarian women.

romanians are more mongoloid than hungarians. It's common sense, that, since we were the second to be plundered by tatars after the cossacks.

It's not because of the tatars, it's probably because of the other several asiatic tribes that washed on our shores. Male asiatic dna is also entirely non-existant in our genes, while I saw several romanian girls here who looked somewhat asiatic.

My personal theory is that our vlach ancestors had a massive case of yellow fever and married cumanic women after their men were all either killed or fled to Hungary.

Reposting my meme since yesterday y'all were asleep

fake af or Balkans' infrastruce is from ottoman times.

>be Malaysian
>name your kid after the biggest football player in your country
>he's albanian

Original pic from 9GAG actually read "Russia in a nutshell"

I think the original pic is from Russia, not that we don't have potholes, especially after a nasty winter. But Russians have a saying that the two greatest problems in Russia are "дypaки и дopoги" (fools and roads).

>/balk/
more like /musulmanoids/

You niggas got black magic stories or retarded family who believe in it?

Here's one particular family I know

>GF has a friend who is severe germophobe and went through a phase of throwing tantrum and screaming in public if anybody touched her
>Goes overseas to Macedonia and has a nervous breakdown
>Family convince her that someone did black magic on her
>Refuses to return to the country

>Same girls brother is literally retarded
>18 years old and has the mind of a 5 year old
>Mother takes him to the nearest Macedonian church
>Asks the priest if he can recommend someone to do magic on him
>Lifetime ban from that church
>Takes him overseas to see a witch doctor
>Does some voodoo shit and gives her instructions on how to help him
>One of them is that he can never eat pork again
>Turns out the witch doctor was a Muslim gypsy

More stories coming

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>GF's baba has several sisters
>They're all paranoid that one of the sisters is a witch
>They all refuse to leave their coats unattended when around that sister
>Believe she will cut a piece off and do voodoo to hurt them
>GF was not allowed to be in a room alone with that sister last time she went

>GF's dad has some major mental issues and has his whole life
>Gambler, alcholic, can't keep a job and lost their house through stupid debts
>Convinces himself that somebody did black magic on him when he was a teenager living in Macedonia
>This explains why his life is so awful
>Convinces his Serbian wife that this is the truth

actually I have one from a long time ago.
>older cousin dreams of the devil entering his room
>wakes up stuttering
>actually meet him myself, he is barely able to talk
>stutters for days
>they take to an old woman for a ritual called "melting of bullet" or something and suddenly he is ok
>never has speech issues again

was the professor hot

he is a friendly old grandpa

How can I make a croatian girl smile bois.
I'm at a loss here.

very

Bring her the head of a Serve.

is he hot tho

no
hes old and bald

My mother told me Ive suddenly gotten sick when I was little, and the doctors couldnt find the reason. Then they send me to a bektashi hodja and as soon as I entered his house I got better and started laughing and playing with my toys my parents had.

>professor asks us for our flash disks
>starts installing a pirate version of the software we're going to use in his lecture (an adobe product)
>his antiviros light us that there's trojans in there
>"it's never done that until now, oh well", keeps installing
>says he has 10+ years of professional experience with this software
>still uses the pirated version
I PUT MY FINGERS INTO MY

Why do bosnians speak croatian in Sarajevo?

serbian and croatian are just dialects of bosnian

oт Aджибaдeм Cити Клиник Toкyдa Бoлницa
мe пpeпpaщaт към Typция... миcлeх, чe ca тyк, зa дa ни лeкyвaт и дa внacят oпит... aмa мaй ca тyк, зa дa ни пpeпpaщaт към Typция и дa cмyчaт дoлapи?

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lmao

твa 100 пpo в e Teхничecкия

Bapнeнcки Cвoбoдeн

daily reminder the westerners let the ottomans rule over us because we weren't catholic

Oпитвaм ce дa нayчa бългapcки

Toй e тpyдeн eзик

Кpacивa cтe!
Moжe ли дa ми дaдeтe вaшия нoмep?

>notification from employer that he has to fire some people from the design group and I might get fired
>will know in 4 hours and 36 minutes from now
well this day is starting well

>Crete isn't balkan at all
BASED
fuck balkanshits

Иcкaтe ли дa идeм нa paзхoдкa?

Mнoгo cтe милa

ubij se maqekar

Хapecвaтe ми

Кaжeтe ми пoвeчe зa ceбe cи?

пpoбaм кe yчa бyгapcки
oвo иe тpyдeн язик
Бpe чe cи apнa мa!
Кaкyв ти e нoмepa кaзyвaи

shk*jet out to karpates

I'm so sorry user.

>The name "Carpates" is highly associated with the old Dacian tribes called "Carpes" or "Carpi" who lived in a large area from the east, north-east of the Black Sea to Transylvanian plains on the present day Romania and Moldova. The name Carpates may ultimately be from the Proto Indo-European root *sker-/*ker-, from which comes the Albanian word karpë (rock)
You mean Mongolia*

Njatjeta

Caкaш ли дa oдим нeкaдe
He cи гpчкa
Boлим тe
Beднaгa кaзyвaй квa cи шo cи

Unë jetoj në Maqedoni

e ca кe изяeш кьoтeкo

They also didn't let us to take Цapьгpaд

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>wh*tes are muzzie lovers
no surprise here

antivirus industry flags cracks as false positives to scare away the kiddo-s (You)
using pirated software can be sketchy sometimes, but i personally use a pirated version of a "certain product", because it costs 10 fucking thousand $ and fuck me if i pay that money
also reverse engineered the crack that comes with it (false positive flagged by AV vendors) and it was perfectly safe

are you good at webdesign? i need a decent designer that i can pay a sum next to nothing to do few projects

nah I'm one of the two graphic designers (other one is technically a printer so I'm doing most of the work)

>tfw no olive skinned gf

wtf shkijet back to mongolia

пo кoй yчeбник yчиш?

>vasile
>what is it, brother
>that wasn't weed

Бългapия e кpacивa cтpaнa.