Try to be friends with a Russian

>try to be friends with a Russian
>he thinks you're joking

Why would he trust and befriend a complete stranger all of the sudden?

I work with so many of you people and you always think I'm setting you up for a prank, doesn't matter if we've known each other for 10 minutes or 10 years

>and you always think I'm setting you up for a prank,
True, true...

Youre extensively using us as a universal boogeyman in all of your media for some 80 years now. Why the fuck would you expect Russians to trust you?

>Trusting Americans

I would trust a F*nn with my life :D

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>try to be friends with a finn
>He think i'm trying to enforce him pakkoruotsi

memes aside its not like I would just shoot you in the back one day
thats what the police are for

When are you going to get drafted for war against Iran

My Swedish friend is a snob

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>try to be friends with a Finn
>he immediately begs to suck my cock

Good to see some humour left in you.

I love both of you (you are not faggots)

A finn not calling me a homosexual? This is very awkward...

Most of it has been replaced by lead

Anime homo

point I'm trying to make is that from Murmansk to Magadan, even if a russian trusts you or not its like they can't comprehend being friends with an American, maybe thinking that we all hate them or something. aside from rednecks and the antifa type liberals no one really cares about any sort of US rivalry with Russia. But thats how most of the Russians are, the rest are just shy or something
I won't put my shoes in your microwave or circumcise you ffs

Now you're being yourself again my fellow chinese Swed

Most Russians would never trust a stranger.