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depression edition

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saw turtle not 4 hours ago

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Stop it now, /brit/.

the idea people could actually live off soylent disgusts me. it just seems so vulgar, so inhuman, so reddit.

Did prehistoric humans wank?

just realised how far south Swindon actually is

always thought it was in the Midlands but nah

One of the better looking lads around here 2bqh.

Anyone seen Black Sparrow? Might give it a watch today.

soylent should only be fed to prisoners

Terrible bait

not real children

Got one of those tickets for Big Mac and fries for £1.99

Buzzing

chemical castration is meant to be illegal

i work in the soylent factory and i pee in every second batch

>Black Sparrow

this is the 3rd time ive seen you ask which could mean the number is even greater
what are you so worried about

>black lightning
>black panther
>black sparrow
hmmm

Couldn't pay me to eat that shite

Matthew Wright posting seems to be taking off

listening to a youtube compilation of stories of karls dad

utterly screaming

Once got asked by a girl at the train station to open a juice bottle - which I did with ease.
Was glowing for the rest of the day

pls go back to posting milkies as op pics

there IS no black sparrow you munter

7:50 here
off to unitoil for 15 hours

Feeling really good this morning, lads

its like people paying a premium to eat literal prison food
like are people SO busy they can't enjoy a nice meal anymore?

Bottle was probably radioactive then innit

stupid slant

Sup Forums memes are for low brow troglodytes who will toil in the tar pits come my ascendancy

so that's where they get the oestrogen from

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looking forward to seeing black sparrow

his diary segments are the best "dear mr. k. dilkington"

Kek. Meant Red Sparrow

3 times only. Don't want to end up walking out early like I normally do at most films

Bet i could

Not an alt right mong but don't see how anyone can deny men are becoming increasingly feminised. My dad is more masculine than me and my granddad more than him. It's probably not soy though.

What happens if you run out of money in a foreign country? Live on the street until you starve or your visa expires and they deport you?
Asking for a friend

Ah yes, more looking at women that I can never even dream to be with. Must be good for the ol' psychology that.

dated a girl who looked a lot like this, with half her head shaved and lots of terrible tattoos
was really grim in retrospect but she was the sort of slutty titcow that makes my brain turn off

yeah true but it'd have to be at least £5 and I'm not sure you're carrying that much dosh

doing giant farts non-stop

What are some films you've walked out of

>Black Sparrow

SHADILAY BROTHERS

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I'm not :-(

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if its such a big commitment to you then i'd say don't since its not being praised in any sort of way

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just modern living and everything associated with it.
soy is just the icing on the cake
if you were some monk living in the Burmese highlands eating tofu probably wouldn't do much to you

Seriously considering hiring some kind of specialist/consultant to tell me why I'm not successful on dates

Too many to recall. Black Panther most recently

shadily fellow kekistaners

Going to go once everyone's seen it so that I can be alone in the movie house and wank.

this is all i have

We are the magapedes

Don't play games with me

it wasn't that bad surely

>gastro pubs
thoughts?

Did a wank to this once

racist

Don't really buy the lifestyle gimmick. There are lads in my year at uni who look like they don't even shave yet. It's something fairly significant, there's something in the food supply.

been laughing hysterically at this wojak for a solid five minutes

tough times make tougher men, easy times make soft men etc

better off just watching masculine movies and listening to 80’s music all day like i do

its probably the personality that leads to you finding community in /brit/ of all places

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wish I was a woman
I'd be a tradthot and marry an ambitious man and be his loyal housewife for life, giving him my pussy and arse and mouth whenever he wanted it, have as many kids as he liked, cook and clean and decorate for him, and he could provide me with a comfortable luxurious lifestyle

They've poisoned the food and water supply

we’re all outsiders

dare i say.... a band... of outsiders

just reported an anime nonce blogposter on /fit/ because I thought it was /brit/ haha woops

RED RED WINE

why are japanese people so ugly and not cute like anime
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nah you’ve just been inactive all your life, nurtured by mummy and society

chemicals have been in food forever

I lose track of dates because they all end in disappointment no matter how much I keep my chin up

Can anyone explain why anime has so many clearly white people in it??

everything plays into it, all sorts of environmental pollution, diet, activity levels, lack of sunlight, genetics (modern society is dysgenic)
then there are social reasons
pointing to one thing is silly when the whole system is fucked

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white people romanticise Japan, Japanese people romanticise Europe. We're both obsessed with each other. Japan moreso than us.

Being comfortable, spoiled, no hard work means less testosterone. Thinking being domesticated doesn't affect your hormones is silly
Our parents and grandparents didn't live in a time where staring at a screen for 6+ hours a day at a time was normal

There is def something in plastic stored water and food though

Men's average test levels today are the levels of a 80 year old in the past. Look into it, tons of studies.

because they are smart enough to see that white people are the superior race aesthetically

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Inferiority complex

you expect too much from a first date lad. it's not a movie. if you're meeting from tinder, the first date is literally what happens if you meet someone in a bar and then ask them out. the second date is basically the first date.

FEMINIST SJW DESTROYED (must watch)

i want links and i want ways to reverse this NOW

Plenty of our parents generation ate and lived like shit though.

Turtle DESTROYS Phimo

I'm too hot

for all the reasons I said
Civilization in general pushes aside traditional masculinity, and with modern technology this process is intensified.
who needs to be strong, or quick witted when we are all becoming cyborgs whether we like it or not

Literally cannot mate, theres stuff in everything. Unless you want to go off grid and eat organic you're fucked. Even just soy is in most processed products

tbqh it might even be evolutionary

we don’t need testosterone if all we’re doing is sitting infront of screens all day rather than hunting, warring and loving - so the body simply produces less of it

as a broad average yeah
I imagine it's tightly correlated with rises in obesity and general inactivity of men over time, never seen a study that directly links that though tbf

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I've been on scores of first dates, I'm talking basic 'let's meet again'

Nice broscience

Want some eyeballs

they didn't have the luxery of sitting around and walking at their computer screens like us though

got a weird nose on my face
makes me look like a pig

what pet name has your girlfriend/wife given you?
mine calls me Jakers