Do Americans really do this?
Do Americans really do this?
Lucas Hernandez
Aiden White
They probably don't, but they should.
Caleb Mitchell
Americans do a lot of shit
Jack Morales
Charles Johnson
Is it for an earthquake or a hurricane?
Austin Peterson
Neither. It's for an active shooter
Tyler Morris
>go to japanese school
>get educated by earthquake
>go to american school
>get educated by bullet
Ryan Jackson
you haven't heard about the "active shooter conga" have you?
Carter Torres
Why are they orange?
Caleb Mitchell
It's easier to aim
Brandon Hughes
imagine cowering under one of these with the rest of you classmates and the shooter comes in and lifts each one and shoots the person under it one by one getting closer to you
Jordan Bennett
Are these bulletproof?
Thomas Perez
it's for volcanos
Adrian Young
>virgin protection
vs
>Chad armed teachers
Just let the teachers carry alredy, the US is permanently fucked when it comes to restricting shit anyway
Jace Taylor
It would be interesting to see if the color had an effect on getting shot.
The US has enough mass shootings in schools so you could probably do randomised clinical trials. Just give one group of schools orange mats and a second one gets blue ones.
Isaiah Murphy
Some places are trained to throw canned food at active school shooters.
snopes.com
Jaxson Morris
Why have these muslims all put their prayer mats on top of themselves?
Levi Roberts
...
Easton Bailey
Yeah, for small arms probably. Doubt it will do anything against an AR-15
James Lewis
More importantly, beeing shot generates as much energy as beeing hit by a hammer in full swing. That energy gotta go somewhere
Sebastian Reed
God bless you...
Oliver Rogers
They're Australian muslims.
Daniel Baker
>sell "bulletproof" blankets
>kids shot anyway
Jonathan Rodriguez
Only in Hawaii :)
Parker Bennett
Guantanamo Bay detention camp
Wyatt Foster
>be American kid
>die under the weight of armor-plated blankets because you're only 6
>get shot
Julian Russell
They should consider attachig small wheels to those blankets then children might be able to roll away from the shooter afer getting a bullet
Justin Peterson
And they should make it box-shaped
Carson Edwards
Soon a new school uniform is going to introduced.
Adam Jones
whats point of them being bulletproof if theyre invisible
[spoiler] yes overused meme i know
Adrian Nguyen
It's a tornado drill
Jose Williams
severely underrated
Nicholas Mitchell
kek
Sebastian Kelly
Looks like some kind of Lord of the Rings plan a fanboy dreamed up. But neglected to purchase the invisibility upgrade.
Brandon Williams
Fucking kek