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>Mother quits her £60K a year banking job to become a professional SEX TOY tester and now claims to have 20 orgasms a week (and her fiancé loves her new role)
>Cara Douglas, 37, from Gainsborough, Lincolnshire, became bored of bank job
>She decided to start reviewing vibrators, lubricants and other sexual aids
>Mother-of-two now earns £30,000 a year - and tests products with her fiancé

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ahahahah Yorkshire hahah
*whips my willy out and starts hitting people with it*

don't respond to me ever again wop

Asian Catholic girls are best Catholic girls. They simply don't mess about.

How can someone continue posting where he's a meme ?

saved it from that boko haram muck up and secured a date with this bird for monday lads

lmao i hear your pet rock is doing drugs

nice

going to raves every weekend for the next month and the pet rock will drop everytime for it

need to take a break but can't lmao, i love the sesh.

@86540657
weeeeew lad

Imagine going on Sup Forums AND reading the daily mail

*catches it in my mouth and starts sucking it*
hahaha you fucking bent gay boy twat

Just got back from the doctor. It's not good. He said I have 2 more weeks.

I would like to leave my immense collection of gimmicks to the people of Australia. Most gentle people I have ever had the privilege to know.

I must admit it's getting better

Getting so much better all the time

still can't decide if 190 is serious or a genuinely fantastic bit of character performance

...

Sup Forums is actually a good place for varying opinions and sauces, daily mail is retarded though

you people are so fucking sad

Lads, I'm about to get a job where I have to wear a polo shirt, jeans, and, steel toecapped boots.

As a member of the National Front I am very excited about this.

>playing Skrewdriver and H.E.R.R. in work
Based!

she’s positively orange

Sorry Jeff missed your question in the other thread. Song is Return of the Mack by Mark Morrison. A personal anthem of yours truly so to speak haha youtu.be/uB1D9wWxd2w

new gf on the right

>crazy high end
We don’t treat them that way. They’re treated as more upper-middle class/upper class. They’re very common on the roads here. Range Rovers and Jaguars are in the same category, although not as common.

Also I think we only important the luxury style Mercedes here. We don’t have Mercedes vans or anything

Will be my first sesh in nearly a year, lad. Pretty nervous 2bqh.

new gf on the left

is that Thomas Pynchon?

interesting how white migrants in South East Asia are always critical of immigration and they always advocate for strong borders

do they not see the irony?

>Lads, I'm about to get a job where I have to wear a polo shirt, jeans, and, steel toecapped boots.

>As a member of the National Front I am very excited about this.

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looks chinky
you a chink, chinky boy? *pushes you*

mentioned

yeah a bit

this
those italian cars and bentleys and rolls royce are treated "crazy" high end here

fucking teenagers drive BMW's here

It's a gimmick where they just take advantage of their newfound freedom of speech and test its limits. You see it everywhere in expat Facebook groups. It's a bit sad/cute.

no she's not

National Front are hard men, it's it's these new Alt Right soyboys who are scrawny little betas

one of the females I'm speaking to rn is cute and all HOWEVER.

she has a small tattoo on her chest.

opinions?

you see only what you want to see mate

i made this toad and i dont even live in yorkshire

oliver cromwell last english ruler got btfo by my ancestors

>p-please t-to meet you, m-my name is alan
>you pay for my food now
>o-okay

*5 minutes later*

>yeah so I told that girl what I really thought, aren't I such an internatinal playboy /brit/?

Think the finasteride is working maybe

good lad

fat brown mexican american girls

no harm in shagging her for a bit
just don't gf her

jeff, why do you never leave your palace?

gf keeps going on about how happy all her married friends are lads

fat white english british girls

good shout lad, will do that.

have you seen the rest of ethiopia

completely ignore pics of random shitskins posted here, barely looked at op's pic, just clicked on thread and scrolled down immediately

the midget is painfully unfunny

Wow nice. Never heard of it. Is it better than rogaine? Can it actually regrow hair? Was really disapoointed with rogaine when it said it's actually just to preserve whatever hair you have left at best.

good lord, she came on too strong

also you know catholics dont believe in birth control right? unless you want a little sprog weighing you down. but the preggo sex and lactation is patrician though

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tell her if she likes them so much she should marry them

rip

Put a ring on it la

HUGE unemployed runt eats entire loaf of bread and then falls asleep on the floor [Runtwatch S2E9]

I can't see anything wrong here. Is/was your hairline bad, Jeffrey?

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I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

yanks just seem to have a lot more awe for BMWs and mercs (mercs especially??) than over here

literally blocking a majority of you hatposting idiots now

and you

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The pic of us they shopped together is of me at the height of the fin uptake shedding. I'm definitely pulling fewer hairs out of my head

fucking hell the far-right just can't get beautiful people on board

second this

Too late lad. We already chosing wish church to unite our destinies in

>but the preggo sex and lactation is patrician though
Talking from experience?

that isnt somerset la, that's the Royal banner of Scotland

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>be me
>have 190cm in name
>be user
>omg he has his height in his name has it's the only validating feature he has lmao
>so sad

>be user again
>HAHAHAHAHAH ALAN IS A MIDGET LMAO OMFG OK LOL XDDD

NEVER acknowledge the retard

Alan sorry to tell you lad but that's a baby not a woman

no from fetish experience

fat white english british girls?

listening to dixie songs at toil lads
wonder if that constitutes a hate crime

Ahaha wow these asian girls dont fuck around like their western counterpart

Alan you have a very high SMV (sexual market value) so only settle for the very best

good looking out

fat people should be burned for fuel

Social anxiety.

I'm sure 90% of Brit would shag this aquatic monster if given the opportunity. The absolute state of sexual misery.

the AverageChad vs the virgin manlets and lanklets

can see the similarities if the royal banner didnt have the outlines

A lot of boards that used to be interesting are boring now, very weird

This is what she looked like a few months ago

Yeah lad I'm getting a really good deal with this girl. She even said I can shag other girls until we get married because men have certain needs.

examples?

not sure how I made that mistake

j'aime jeter des fléchettes aux gens

>aids riddled algerian sex pest found dead after wedding

*squashes a wriggling runt onto the george foreman*
*slams the lid down and puts my weight on it as a sizzling sound joins the runt's squeals*

May as well marry and breed her when you're bored of shagging slags, you'll need an heir eventually

/brit/, for example

ah yes she's obviously not fucking insane at all

jesus christ alan you only go for the crazies huh(who am I kidding all thai women are crazy)

what do u guys think of him?

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