Last sex

>UR CUNT

>How long since the last time you had sex?

ask your mum

fleg

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never and fuck women for owning (and abusing) the monopoly on sex

I'm almost 23 years old and I've never kissed a girl

Which wizard power will you pick? I'm planning on snapping up some fire summoning skills.

>live in europe where prostitution is legal because vaginal-merchant didn't lobby against it in congress
>say women have monopoly on sex when gay sex is also sex and has nothing to do with women
>hate women and want sex but doesn't just fuck guys

At least you're still young

Same but I'm 22.

Sure maybe if I was 15.

I doubt that 21 is really classed as "young" when it comes to virginity.

Last and the only time was May 2016

Canadia

One day
Fucked my gf before she went to work yesterday

>tfw 32-year-old virgin

I find fucking before work is very common. Probably because morning wood, but I always wonder do people just fuck and go to work late or just wake up early to fuck?

I can't for hell get up until the last possible moment in the morning.

She worked at 5:00 in the afternoon. So we woke up, fucked, got something to eat and drink, fucked in the shower, watched a movie, fucked on my couch, and then I drove her home so she could get ready for work

this

Two weeks ago, I got creampied

fuck
it's been like 5 years
how the hell time passed by so fast...

this 2bh

it doesn't but it's still fairly normal and common.

5 days

>Transjapanese Swedish man
>6 months

I have never had sex but i am still young

fucked my hand 2 hours ago

2 days
>tfw gf

same but I'll be 24 in 3 months

...

I did it when I was your age, and last time I had sex was 3 hours ago

>>Transjapanese Swedish man
snow nigga wut

5 months

I am 20, I turn 21 in july and lost my virginity just a few days ago to a woman who is 27 and knew I was virgin. Don't think all hope is lost, you can meet someone.

17. Virgin, kissless. I touched girls' breasts tho, but never had a real gf.

>Not having sex every hour
NotCHAD/10

I've only had sex with hookers. I managed to make out with 3 different girls in my teenage years, but too beta to take it further. Paid some polish whore 800 DKK to swallow my cum last month

4 hours

Like 3 weeks

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never had sex, 26

That seems quite expensive for just a blowjob

It's because I wanted her to swallow my cum, which automatically doubles the price.

Month and a half ago.
And it was gay sex.
Fucking Finns corrupted me.

n/a

fag

Was some hooker or some cougar that hunts virgins?

4 months

Same

Last time was Black Friday and she dead fished me. Feels bad man.

Flag.
Today. I love being used and abused by my white BF.

years ago 2bh, boys dont count

>dead fished me
?

>flag
>4 days ago

never

Good goy

i had my first (french) kiss some months ago and i'm in your age. So, there is hope yet.

I just had sex feels good bro

>fag
About 1 month

And, was good?

As in she just lied there and did nothing. I don't know why she initiated sex if she wasn't going to end up caring to do anything.

yemeni american here,

i haven't had sex in 7 years

im 28 btw

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2 months

im
did it get to the point where you genuinely felt satisfied just fapping?

20 KHV reporting in.
I've driven away every woman I've ever wanted to be with.
I'm pretty sure I've had the chance to get my dingle wet twice but I didn't pick up on the clues until at least a month later.

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7 months ago
didn't finish and it only lasted a few minutes though, anal is hard

USA
literally 2 years, help.

I've never really talked with a girl about anything other than school stuff. Now that I'm thinking about it, school ended more than half a year ago and I haven spoken to a girl since. I'm just sitting home all day

4 years ago when I was 18

just turned 22

>implying I want anything to do with roasties

October 4th 2013 I'm pretty sure it was. Yeah, I'm autistic enough to remember the date.

same except i'm almost 24

Something like 2,5 years now.
DGAF tobh, women are whores anyways

25yo kv here. Haven't talked to a girl since 2015

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same, but I already have 23.

Cope

I last had sex in mid/late January with the girl I lost my virginity to 4 years ago. She's a slut and still has a cuck boyfriend.

All of 2017, I didn't have sex thanks to being a depressed alcoholic. 2016 was ok. Late 2014 I lost my virginity, and 2015 was a big success since I was 'around the block' and in different beds a lot. I'm coming out of the alcoholic and glutenous phase I had in 2017 and keeping healthier again. 2018+ should be positive.

13 or 14 years ago.

>drive every girl away
>can’t pick up on clues

Welcome to the asperger life, user

You will be drinking again by the end of the decade

thank you but I don't think I'll be staying long

I hope you get AIDS.

Don’t do it anonz. just stay here and suffer with us you pussy

brazil
khhv loser

Good luck, user.

mylife.gif but instead it's a gun
I'm 21 and was p ready to give up hope, nice to know I'm not alone

>women are whores anyways
>can't get laid
kek

I'l just drink like I usually did. Twice on the weekends. I only fell to alcoholism thanks to a shitty job in some isolated area

you'd know since you've only luckily fucked abos

thank you

b-but Chad-kun has all the whores! that's why I can't get laid

3 weeks ago

Sorry user I'm going to where anime is real

I honestly don't remember right now but I know it's been over a year

About 3 weeks ago, but It's very likely that I'll have some today ;)

1 January 2015
been avoiding w*man for 3 years now

Why doesn't Sup Forums enjoy sex?

About 2 months ago I think

It was a big titted 7/10 who had this amazing pussy

7 years ago (for reference I'm 22)

27 here

Can't enjoy something you can't get.

never had it
I'm too physically unattractive

x2, and I must add that my gf is a sex goddess, and has a beautiful body.

being in Sup Forums makes me feel like CHAD

>going on gook cartoon boards to feel good about yourself
ishygddt

Autists here set the bar incredibly low to the point where basically anyone who’s ever had sex is a “Chad”.

bump :^)

1 1/2 years.

tfw no gf.