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alri edition

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My boss has just divorced her husband and in an email to me was “””joking””” about saying she’s looking for someone to have fun with and I was the first that came to mind.

She totally wants the D, right?

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the kike fuck audio

>spurs

You know what i've never seen, even on Sup Forums with porn? A japanese asian girl with a strap on fucking in the anus a white, tall european man.

are there softcore gay porn videos and where can i find them

TINY
IRISH
BOLLOCKS
BTFO

filthy brits really are disgusting
also
>no downloads in the catholic parts of NI

honestly baffled that people are still using the n-word in 2018

Adam Otterburn of Auldhame and Reidhall (died 6 July 1548) was a Scottish lawyer and diplomat. He was king's advocate to James V of Scotland and secretary to Mary of Guise and Regent Arran.

just had a gay wank to the gay porn provided in the previous thread lads

opinions on my Sup Forums lads

white genocide is real

still haven't started that coursework worth a third of my degree haha. got about 15 hours remaining.

Gay people are a good thing, it means less competition for getting women

Drugs should be legalised: the political compass

business idea: england becomes part of greater cornwall, france becomes part of greater brittany and ireland becomes part of greater wales

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is that a bumwank

That's not where Redcar is.

brits love irish boys

bet this map isn't what it claims to be desu

She sounds like an absolute mess. That's something a teen girl would say, not a recently divorced woman in a position of power at work to an employee. She's probably very ill.

86553695
grow up

p word n word

>boss
>her
hmmmmm

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got a B+ on my essay lads....

wanker

is 2cb good lad

sue

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A Paki
A Paddy
A Mong
A Fag
And a Chav

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucking Hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cagers are environmental terrorists

ireland is britain

Would love to shag some of the middle-aged women I work with

the chad jaw and the chad broad shoulders = me

sue sue sue
you big fat smelly poo
oh how I loathe you

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Love the Amerimutt meme

youtube.com/watch?v=zzVqJPkiul0

that was quick

A final solution
the destruction of gayers

GO ON MY SON

calm down gary lineker

government just cut house building target from 300k to 200k
disgraceful

took a math test lads
think i got one question wrong

>Voting Intention: Conservatives 41%, Labour 42% (26-27 Feb) according to yougov

I know yougov is full of lefty students but fucking hell the idea of Corbyn winning the next election is horrifying.

>showing my mate at work something on my phone today
>notification from Tumblr pops up: "xX-femboi96-Xx is posting again"
>quickly but casually yank my phone away and hope he didn't read it

pet rock has never done it by itself lad

not good enough
you should be getting 100%, nothing less!

beto hasn't posted here in a while because he is running for congress in america

let this be a wake-up call ya freak

hope he does so you can post on /brit/ all day and argue with people with tears streaming down your face

just received this

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i'm sick at maths ask me anything

haha hope i don't end up too extreme by 2019

>the idea of Corbyn winning the next election is horrifying.
I too get all my politics information from the mainstream press

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Labour under Corbyn and McDonnell will never surpass 300 seats. Screencap this post.

p=2w+2l
solve for l

>I know yougov is full of lefty students but fucking hell the idea of Corbyn winning the next election is horrifying.

>pet rock has never done
like all drugs

Labour will never win an election unless the jocks piss off.

Ah, fucked up at work

On two different queries sent through for tonight I'm going to get fuvcked up the arse for it and my promotion hopes are dead

One was a common sense/investigation error that I could have solved but I can push the blame so it's not a huge deal

Other one is fine apart from the fact that I once responded to them in error advising that we had sorted their problem (we ultimately failed to do so and may need to refund)
Also, I jumped the gun a bit with trying to find a solution that I didn't give them relevant info

Dreams is down again

>the idea of Corbyn winning the next election is horrifying.
why?
he's not going to majorly change the country, and you're a mentally ill virgin freak if you think otherwise.

Mohammed

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Where did you get this photo of me?

fuck fuck fuck
i hate wave optics

we havent had a single lecture because of this sodding strike, all the notes are worthless (see pic related) and yet my fucking tutor expects me to have completed the entire problem sheet for Friday 0700 hours

what the fuckkkk ;((((

(p-2w)/2

Enjoy this one too

youtube.com/watch?v=xiZz2q4MleM

fucked up the promotion and going to prison nice one

based chinky bloke kicked the ball into the net at wembley lads
love that

dave

didnt ask
didnt read

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>being this new

2l = p - 2w
l = (p - 2w)/2

foy

the automobile

>horrifying

I wouldn't lose sleep over it lad. Rent free in your head and all that. Hysteria and overt interest politics is cringeworthy.

haha that one libertines song when he's talking about heroin you know the one?

>>Voting Intention: Conservatives 41%, Labour 42% (26-27 Feb) according to yougov

>I know yougov is full of lefty students but fucking hell the idea of Corbyn winning the next election is horrifying.

>you're a mentally ill virgin freak if you think otherwise

I want to press my lips up to Emma Watson’s anus and suck a fart from it.

I did electronic engineering at university and I've forgotten how to do all of this since then
good luck

What did you all get in your gcses and a levels and what in what subjects and how has it affected your adult life

mohammed

Oooooooooooooooooh Vienna

It's over

Literally shaking right now

>98% chance Hillary will win

THIS MEANS NOTHING TO ME

Hi lads, can I find a bf here?
I have an Erdos number 3, just want someone here as well.

dont sperg out again davey

underaged

GSCEs: 8 A*s and 1 B
A levels: 2 A*s and 1 A
i got into Oxford so i guess its dramatically affected my life for the better

May calls early general election
>that Rorke feel
>Government elect la
>look at Theresa what heart
>we vote again! xD
Lead starts to go down
>was always going to be close la
>how many will be beat Labour by
>still going to have the largest majority since Maggie
Dementia tax u-turn
>we're still top of the polls la
>being in opposition is easy
>the debates are a fortress Corbyn won't win there
Tories do shit in debates
>Lib Dems will do us a favour
Terrorists attack Manchester and London
>it's n-not May's fault, forget she was the home secretary for 6 years
>P-pakis, L-Labour will keep letting them in
>its still on if the polls stay good
YouGov poll shows there will be hung parliament
>b-but May said elections are easy
>w-wait for the exit poll la
Exit poll: Tories to lose their majority
>S-Scotland will do us a favour
>b-big Ruth with the 5am winner
>i-it's not over yet
Tories don't get enough Scottish seats
>b-biggest party was the aim
>w-we overachieved in 2015
>n-next election is the one
>coalition government with the DUP is an amazing achievement

It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position in the polls with a whole election campaign to go, if you had gone into Downing Street today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - John Major

If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Margaret Thatcher

Friendly reminder that Theresa May said "this does not slip" to her cabinet after calling the election in April when the Tories had a 20 point poll lead over Labour, before their majority literally slipped away, resulting in a home hung parliament.