God of /cum/
/cum/
Love Grimes
>soda
>bubbler
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Laugh at Zando
Actual new
>coke
What do you think you’re doing?
shan't be posting in the bender thread
this
Quality post right here
planning on going an entire week without ejaculating
day1 not going so easy
...
START masturbating
just imagine babies
cant im at the senpaitachi place and they would know
rub one out in the bathroom bud
no shame
One thing I do miss about high school is being able to smell girls walking through the halls.
that reminds me i became an uncle today
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one thing i miss about high school is middle school pussy
also smelling their ass as they walk up the stairs in short skirts
Wasn't this just perfumes?
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Sweden sounds awful
>we don't believe in god
Every self respecting white should follow this. chr*stianity is a religion made by and for dirty sand niggers
wish i had Surviving Mars right now
>trusting state more than family
absolutely cucked
is that a sex doll?
christianity has been a european religion longer than it's been a mudshitter one
>trust state more than family
When I was a teenager I wanted to answer in the census that my native language was Latin and write only lies. My father took the form and filled it in. He crossed a boundary. He trusted in the state and not in me.
doesn't matter
gonna buy my future wife these jammies
make her wear them everyday
cook her tendies and fries
serve it to her on a hello kitty tray
give her baths
watch disney princess movies
and violently rape and molest her every night
yes it does
okay tyrone
glad you conceded, boonga noonga
>christcucks
SOUNDS FUN
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Just turned 21 lads, got birthday wishes from mom and dad. Nine more years to wizardhood
happy birthday goofy fuck
time to buy a rifle
i love cheap youtube content too
happy birthday bud, I turn 22 in a couple of months so i’ll be 8 years closer
just remembered there are people who pay for university
L M A O
i turn 27 this year
>worshipping a literal sand nigger
Chr*stianity was the biggest mistake to ever happen to Europe. Imagine throwing away millenniums worth traditions and culture created by the deities worshiped by our ancestors thousands of years prior to suck the cock of a literal who from the middle east
Thanks anons, it is terrifying how quickly the years fly by. Feel like just yesterday I was 16
a j*w no less
*imagines it*
haha that was fun.
any other suggestions?
>be me
>consulting for local non-profit
>run into girl i went to high school with
>forced to spend hours at a time together while i collect data
>conversation is obviously inevitable
>do my best to keep conversation steered away from me and my personal life
>the inevitable occurs and she eventually asked me who i hang out with/what do i do for fun
>mfw i haven't seen or talked to anyone for months aside from immediate family and people from uni
>immediately feel myself blush and start to fucking sweat
>...uh...
>i like to read...
>awkward silence ensues
fuck. now shes probably going to talk shit about me to everyone at reunions and shit. oh well, fuck if i care i guess
meant to thank you too bud
disgusting
what kind of degenerate records himself doing acts like that
Should've just lied desu
If anything I blame the Pr*testants for ruining europe with their bullshit
If it wasn’t for Christianity the ottomans would have steamrolled through europe
it's ok user. We've all been there
this. i don't understand how so many people are bitching about tuition costs when there are ways to avoid them
wrong, the heretical hussite christians were at the forefront of defending europe from the ottomans
your future wife was aborted before she was born
youll never meet her
The governemnt would give me $13,000 for school if I wanted to go and i would only have to pay $3500 back
God Asian men are the best
I want slanted eys and pale skin too!
i think i would have felt worse about making up imaginary friends that i hang out with
>have to pay
lol
seriously. they give out scholarships like they're condoms (which is what the brainlets pay for with their tuition lol)
disgusting leech
haha it's funny cause you're joking hahaha
t. negro
Uh no sweaty I think you meant white men
I'm not joking, retarded nigger.
I truly wish I was born an East Asian male.
Yea ;(
How? I live by myself and make $17/hour and pay for everything, obviously i wouldn’t be able to afford school without that
did you make any friends yet
anyone here doing nofap?
best at being beta
what’s so funny about that though
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>whats so funny
no
day 5 I think
I already have friends, bud.
t. Beta who posts on an anime image board whilst shit talking Asian men to make himself feel better
"No"
Only retards would do a nofap
>weebs
>friends
literally obsessed
does masculinity correlate with penis size? (i.e., black >>>>> white > asian)
AM A PROUD IRISH-ANGLO MAN
favorite chocolate bar. GO!
Really hope the nigger loving Canadian gets shot
the classic butterfinger
snickers, easy
are you a nigger?
hes half black so its pretty likely
just a nigger lover
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poor napoleon III just wanted to larp as his cooler uncle
>"no"
Digits don't lie
white men are superior
Boston bros, I need your help.
Coming down on March 14-18. I need a rock climbing gym, good restaurants, and things to do. What should I avoid? What are the musts?
>chocolate bars
fatties
Isn't it illegal to lie on the census? He was protecting you from the state.
i have one like once or twice a month when i've had a rough day. fuck off
Shut up, whore
You're a pathetic nigger who roleplays as a white man.
Asian pride worldwide
never heard of boston
asians appropriate white
whites appropriate niggers
literally no one wants to be asian