/cum/

God of /cum/

Love Grimes

>soda

>bubbler

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Laugh at Zando

Actual new

>coke

What do you think you’re doing?

shan't be posting in the bender thread

this

Quality post right here

planning on going an entire week without ejaculating

day1 not going so easy

...

START masturbating

just imagine babies

cant im at the senpaitachi place and they would know

rub one out in the bathroom bud
no shame

One thing I do miss about high school is being able to smell girls walking through the halls.

that reminds me i became an uncle today

...

one thing i miss about high school is middle school pussy

also smelling their ass as they walk up the stairs in short skirts

Wasn't this just perfumes?

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Sweden sounds awful

>we don't believe in god

Every self respecting white should follow this. chr*stianity is a religion made by and for dirty sand niggers

wish i had Surviving Mars right now

>trusting state more than family
absolutely cucked

is that a sex doll?

christianity has been a european religion longer than it's been a mudshitter one

>trust state more than family
When I was a teenager I wanted to answer in the census that my native language was Latin and write only lies. My father took the form and filled it in. He crossed a boundary. He trusted in the state and not in me.

doesn't matter

gonna buy my future wife these jammies
make her wear them everyday
cook her tendies and fries
serve it to her on a hello kitty tray
give her baths
watch disney princess movies
and violently rape and molest her every night

yes it does

okay tyrone

glad you conceded, boonga noonga

>christcucks

SOUNDS FUN

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Just turned 21 lads, got birthday wishes from mom and dad. Nine more years to wizardhood

happy birthday goofy fuck

time to buy a rifle

i love cheap youtube content too

happy birthday bud, I turn 22 in a couple of months so i’ll be 8 years closer

just remembered there are people who pay for university
L M A O

i turn 27 this year

>worshipping a literal sand nigger

Chr*stianity was the biggest mistake to ever happen to Europe. Imagine throwing away millenniums worth traditions and culture created by the deities worshiped by our ancestors thousands of years prior to suck the cock of a literal who from the middle east

Thanks anons, it is terrifying how quickly the years fly by. Feel like just yesterday I was 16

a j*w no less

*imagines it*
haha that was fun.
any other suggestions?

>be me
>consulting for local non-profit
>run into girl i went to high school with
>forced to spend hours at a time together while i collect data
>conversation is obviously inevitable
>do my best to keep conversation steered away from me and my personal life
>the inevitable occurs and she eventually asked me who i hang out with/what do i do for fun
>mfw i haven't seen or talked to anyone for months aside from immediate family and people from uni
>immediately feel myself blush and start to fucking sweat
>...uh...
>i like to read...
>awkward silence ensues

fuck. now shes probably going to talk shit about me to everyone at reunions and shit. oh well, fuck if i care i guess

meant to thank you too bud

disgusting
what kind of degenerate records himself doing acts like that

Should've just lied desu

If anything I blame the Pr*testants for ruining europe with their bullshit

If it wasn’t for Christianity the ottomans would have steamrolled through europe

it's ok user. We've all been there

this. i don't understand how so many people are bitching about tuition costs when there are ways to avoid them

wrong, the heretical hussite christians were at the forefront of defending europe from the ottomans

your future wife was aborted before she was born

youll never meet her

The governemnt would give me $13,000 for school if I wanted to go and i would only have to pay $3500 back

God Asian men are the best
I want slanted eys and pale skin too!

i think i would have felt worse about making up imaginary friends that i hang out with

>have to pay
lol

seriously. they give out scholarships like they're condoms (which is what the brainlets pay for with their tuition lol)

disgusting leech

haha it's funny cause you're joking hahaha

t. negro

Uh no sweaty I think you meant white men

I'm not joking, retarded nigger.

I truly wish I was born an East Asian male.

Yea ;(

How? I live by myself and make $17/hour and pay for everything, obviously i wouldn’t be able to afford school without that

did you make any friends yet

anyone here doing nofap?

best at being beta

what’s so funny about that though

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>whats so funny

no

day 5 I think

I already have friends, bud.

t. Beta who posts on an anime image board whilst shit talking Asian men to make himself feel better

"No"

Only retards would do a nofap

>weebs
>friends

literally obsessed

does masculinity correlate with penis size? (i.e., black >>>>> white > asian)

AM A PROUD IRISH-ANGLO MAN

favorite chocolate bar. GO!

Really hope the nigger loving Canadian gets shot

the classic butterfinger

snickers, easy

are you a nigger?

hes half black so its pretty likely

just a nigger lover

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poor napoleon III just wanted to larp as his cooler uncle

>"no"
Digits don't lie

white men are superior

Boston bros, I need your help.

Coming down on March 14-18. I need a rock climbing gym, good restaurants, and things to do. What should I avoid? What are the musts?

>chocolate bars
fatties

Isn't it illegal to lie on the census? He was protecting you from the state.

i have one like once or twice a month when i've had a rough day. fuck off

Shut up, whore
You're a pathetic nigger who roleplays as a white man.

Asian pride worldwide

never heard of boston

asians appropriate white

whites appropriate niggers

literally no one wants to be asian