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2 in the AM PM Edition

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Fuck Cara

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your a fat faggot cock sucking cornholing fag who eats big piles of shite and sucks on fat faggots cocks

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the gf

man i would let her sit on my face

sgoinon /cum/?

Goodnight..

>Reminder that carabud is in finely better than a randam leef poster

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They tell me, "it will get better"
We "just gotta believe'-pa-rappa

open borders for Israel

don't want those arab fucks bombing peaceful israelis

Bored at work
Entertain me

how do we save the white south Africans?

hi, where do you work at

>working the grave shift

Hello Cara
I work security at my university basically. Easiest money I've ever made

what you mean security, you are the guy sitting on a tv screen or what

i dont understand how can you be security and posting rn

We """patrol"" in our assigned zones at night which basically just consists of finding a chill spot and doing fuck all until we get called on the radio to go check something out

Very comfy gig, we also get to help out local police when they need volunteers for things like SWAT exercises. Got to pretend to be a school shooter with simunition in one

but i assume that know security is riddle with girls too right because america

are they good at their jobs

thats fucking awesome

>tfw had a chance of being a guard over at stanford
>thought I did pretty good at the interview
>never got a call back
>call them
>said they wanted someone with a gun permit

so difficult to get an armed guard card here

Yeah it's probably about a quarter female
Honestly like 2 people on this job actually take it seriously and it's really hard to not do the bare minimum required of you. It's an interesting dynamic because there's a near 50/50 split between potheads who know the job is easy as shit and try-hard future cops who try to make everyone operate on their level and take the job way too seriously.

Ironically the latter usually gets more disciplinary action taken against them because they overstep their boundaries and think that since theyre glorified hall monitors that they can act like cops and detain people and such. Actual cops also hate these employees too.

Most recent example being the most try-hard employee called in to the actual police channel on the radio and asked them to run plates on a car he saw in a garage that smelled like weed and they literally told him over the radio they're not gonna waste their time on that and he got in trouble for clogging up the police radio channel with dumb shit like he always does

i smell pussy

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Sent my new Canadian friend a snapchat just now

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Sauce?

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>i dont understand how can you be security and posting rn

lmao I'm security at a hospital and I'm on my phone 95% of the time. Security is 99% literally sitting around waiting for something to happen and 0.9% doing bullshit tasks like scheduled patrols and 0.1% actually responding to security related situations

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morning gents

Good morning

morning bud

>page 7

Saving this motherfucking thread AGAIN

>page 3

TIMBEEEEER

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CODE BLACK

Why does being a bydlo seem so fucking comfy?
Did they actually figure everything out?

youtube.com/watch?v=Unu1PhwrD0c

They found their own happiness.

Could only stand about 7 seconds.
Imagine not being white so you jump straight to believing you are black.
Absolute state.

Truly this must be peak performance

What was their endgame?

Well, The Holy See was involved so, i must say based IRA.
Not normally much of a fan of the irish but dated one once and her grandmother was incredibly based - always fed me booze and called she didn't like the look of "poofs".
RIP

>based

*called people

What the fuck are you doing Florida?

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>>hownew.ru

No one has ever known.
Let them go about it and pay no mind.

ohayouuuuuuuuuuuuu

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Post baby if (You) want a (You)

The Mexican thot gf

I SAID, "POST BABY"

>user wants me to post
>Have nothing to post

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We really need to stop using "thot". It gives the impression that women are divided into different "classes" when in reality every single woman is the exact same: a shameless slut (suppressed or otherwise).

FUCK baby

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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But thot literally means "that ho over there"

By calling them thots you're already calling them sluts

Good man.
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UNFUCK YOURSELF, FAGGOT

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Bet he grounds her and acts like it was a pass with a target.
It's now fine though.

wuddup fuccbois, 3 day weekend begins now

you are a SLUT

We're all gonna make it lads (even the Mexicans and foreigners)

How does man deflate baby?
(He can't)
LOOOOOL
2/4/18 BEST DAY OF MY LIFE BESIDES 7/8/14

>lads
>foreigners
Fuck off

Why are you such a multicultural faggot?

but ye is the most talented artist of our generation

Is baby posting back in?

>ye is the most talented artist of our generation

I never said he wasn't

baby never left

"you nigger fuckin' bitches and gold diggers bouncin' on their tail like that motherfucker tigger"
there I just wrote a verse as good as anything Kanye's come up with in less than a minute

Why are black celebrities (especially the ones in the ''music'' industry) so egocentric and full of themselves as well as surrounded by ass licking friends and fans?

why do you think?

my political history class is entirely in italian, even the slides

Im gonna bomb it so hard

>go to italy
>school is in italian
what did you expect?

every other class but this one has been in english

where did all the shitty california posters go?

Starting Saturday I have an entire week off. Suck it friend

good morning /cum/
I went to a Santana concert last night, AMA

>a 100 thousand dlls misil launched by a 20 million dlls plane which flies at a cost of 6 thousand dlls/h to kill people who live with less than 1 dollar a day. This what the US does for a living.

Is this true?

Based

>minimum wage in palestine is NIS 1,450 which is 419.37 US Dollar
>but has a 27.5% unemployment
eh maybe

lmao

God i'm such a slut haha

you’re not a real Dane ahah

per week I assume?

Hey dane think fast

I'm sad to see that my new Canadian friend has not responded yet.

what’s his snap, hans?

>per week I assume?
kek try per year

streamlined

do you want mine as well?