Be me

>be me
>wh*te blue eyed blonde 6'3
>browse Sup Forums
>become insecure bc im white
>go on vacation to korea
>be careful as these PoC hate me
>old rich man runs up to me and give me a new samsung phone "marry my daughter!" he said
>out from a big range rover kpop star hyuna gets out and kisses me and look to the sky and yell "yay thanks god for not letting me have ugly asian autistic sons!"
>visit south africa
>thanks to Sup Forums i know kara bogas know they are superior to me so i watch out
>go to a bar
>2 black goddesses sit at a table and when the kara boga men look away i start the conversation with "have you guys seen black panther?"
>the girls look at me confused "no user, i don't need to make up a fictional country to make myself feel better about myself"
>suddenly they both grab me and we're having a threesome in the toilet
>their kara boga boyfriends comes in and their faces lit up of happiness
>"thanks user she has never been so happy please have our child!" he said
>visit brazil
>take a gun with me as i know TÜRK WARRIOR is out there looking for me
>hear music coming from the favela
>go in to explore
>as i walk the streets of the favela i have 80-150 little brown children follow me like i am jesus
>"oi oi hi user oi oi ajajajaja" a lady yells
>look over my shoulder and it's brazilians prostitu-.. popstar anitta!
>tells me she will leave all her stupid fans and come live with me in europe
>suddenly a loud bang is heard
>look up and the jesus statue has my face
>fireworks, parades and samba start
>tfw it's national user day
b-b-but Sup Forums told me everyone hates wh*tes

nice wh*Toid fantasies

Very typical

This is believable except for the part where the Korean man speaks English

Danes suck dicks, you guys are uglier than finns

he is part of the 0.0001% elite that's why he speaks english

ok congo

lmfao keep dreaming cumskin dog

rangeban d*Nes

Autistic fantasies of a deluded wh*Toid

>TÜRK WARRIOR is out there looking for me
Made me laugh.