Sup Forums hates us because we failed

>Sup Forums hates us because we failed
>Sup Forums hates us because we tried

why even live

give me a german girl and I will forgive you

I'm glad you failed.
t. polish grandfather

give me a german girl and I will forgive you

actually i hate you because you're german

give me a german girl and I will forgive you

why is op blind

I'm glad you failed.
t. jewish grandfather

actually i hate you because you're german

Funland hates you too because you failed.

can't you just buy one, dude

but i hate you because you're wh*Te

but human rights and shit

give me a german guy and I will forgive you

>give me a german guy and I will forgive you

Why hello there

Germany bro don't worry, many in Sup Forums hate us too.

I like the Germans in real life

I've seen cuter german boys desu

Us central Europeans need to stick together

why would anyone hate you. my best friend is polish

noooooo :(

I've sucked cuter german boys desu

I like krauts but sometimes they are stupid and rape my National Team

>I like krauts but sometimes they are stupid and rape my National Team

We got lucky and everyone here knows, Brazil is still the most feared opponent in football, followed by Italy

feels bad man

Don't be sad because it's over, be glad because it happened.

german girls have the cutest + smelliest feet

Asuka is cute and German so you guys can't be so bad

>smelliest feet

nooooo :(

Then just evade at all cost /his/

Brazil was shit that year, it was a surprise for the amount of goals not the defeat himself

how is that bad?

I wish a cute german girl would let me give her feet rubs and I could tease her feet about being smelly uwu

She's a half-German, quarter-American, quarter-Japanese mutt desu.

>Brazil was shit that year

You lost Neymar. As I said, we got lucky. Not saying I didn't appreciate the win, but it wasn't because of strategic or technical superiority, you simply had a bad day.

If you feel like it, re-watch our match against Algeria, they almost kicked us out of the cup if it hadn't been for Neuer saving the day by leaving the goal on countless occasions

i dont want us to have smelly feet :(

But I like Germany

don't worry only german girls have smelly feet (because stockings and they press cabbage for sauerkraut with their feets)

Boys don't stink.

GIVE ME A DEUTSH BOYFRIEND
I want him to remind me not to slack off at wörk when I send him hearts during the day
I want him to complain I spend too much time in the kitchen, making a nice homemade french meal
I want to mock him for complaining about the hot weather of southern France
I want to kiss him in public, see him blush and comfort him saying that I don't care about people's stare
Give me a cute Hans ! NOW

hi :3
Post cuter guys then

plz be a boy

You let us down two times, kraut and after the second time we had to enjoy communism for 45 years.

i don't hate you silly boy.

T'es une tartelette ?

But I don't hate you

Pschiiit...
Nothing personel... kraut

Poland is eastern europe

I don't hate you. I want Germany to be cool again, but no Nazi stuff please.

WRONG

Fuck Germans

t. Bavarian

>center is a lie

srsly?!

I farted.

give me a german girl and I will forgive you

>give me a german girl and I will forgive you

Here you go.

we can trade, GILF for GILF

My boner just exploded.

hey at least you're not american

>no Olsztyn on the map
wow rude

at least im not iraqi

I hate germany for attacking us when we offered to join the confederation

I am so sorry, please forgive us

touche

Central Europe is a meme though

I was joking, I don't hate germans. It's stupid to hate a country for things that you were never alive to experience.

oh boohoo. At least most of your white population isn't inbred

Germans are EVIL.

and this time they dont even need austrian dude :D

If you give us 1 million Germans and/or take our Arabs , I will forgive you.

w-what will you do with the 1 million Germans?

I hate you because you tried and because you failed

I just hate you, not germany, not germans, just you

immigrate to mauritania and youll be able to keep slaves for free

You filthy homophobe.

what are these whiner threads? can someone explain this to me?
>mfw shitalian
>muh everyone hates germans/poles/swedes
>why do [x people] hate us
>tfw born finnish

I see this quite often. It's roleplaying right?

Germans are the most bullied group on Sup Forums.

what's that supposed to mean?

>Sup Forums hates us
That's something to feel good about, means you've done something right to annoy those cretins. A shame you're a subhuman frogposter.