/Southern Europe/

Welcome to Southern Europe!

Scandis and other Northern Europeans ARE BANNED until they civilise themselves. Easter nEuros are welcome.

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Salve! I want /Southern Europe/ to be successful.

>polonia
???

hello

Monaco.

I want a Spanish GF.

checked.
I know I shitpost about wanting an Arab gf, but honestly I love nothing more than locals. Sicilians too, since we're basically the same.

what's that red flag?

who is that frill on the right?

> Arab gf

occitanie

just joking, just joking. What I truly want is Maltese gf.

southern france

I wish I was med instead of an amerishart

I spent a month there, the distinction is unnecessary really.

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lets not go there alright? While some of us do look Arabic, the majority don't.

>that thumbnail

people have told me malta is full of fatties is this true

It's alright, I'm Portuguese myself and we can be quite the same desu.

I did enjoy my time there honestly, your country is beautiful. A bit more arid than what I'm used to in the north of Portugal/England but yeah, definitely beautiful.

Yup. Whales everywhere.

What's funny is that Maltese people often get mistaken for Italians abroad, that is prior to opening our mouths, then we turn Arabic.
Glad you enjoyed it. yeah, we're quite the dry nation.

Huh I thought it was the usual exaggeration. Thanks.

I think we have the highest rate of obesity in Europe.

Did you know that "malta" in portuguese means a group of people?

I did not. That's interesting.

>3/4 terrone 1/4 chink
am I allowed?

I guess?

*farts in your thread*

WHAT'S HAPPENING FOREIGN CUNTS

Reminder that the Roman Empire was ruled by Nordics.

Can't wait for summer to see these humanoid ketchup bottles walking around.

kys Pasquale Zhang

bump

Ainda tás aqui

xô home

I fucking love milo

Malta you say? And who is milo?

This milo: youtube.com/watch?v=LtJoCrCfwIk
Also pic related

It's a weird mixture I know. I have no connection to the Chinese side so I come here looking for acceptance

I can. All they do is get drunk and be obnoxious.

Not my style desu. Also I thought for a second you posted image related, because of your name. There seems to be multiple drinks named Malta.

For me, you are welcome.

They don't do that on our beaches. The drunkards are usually contained within the shithole called Paceville, or the neighbouring areas.

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*blocks your path*

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They don't do it in our beaches either. Its usually on the towns in Algarve at night, they get absolutely wasted and act like asses if not worse.

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Well, the Maltese do the same so I can't really bash them. Still disrespectful to do that in somebody else's home,
but what can I do? As long as they're contained in Paceville, where the official smell is piss and vomit, then I guess it
is somewhat tolerable.

*squirts it all over the spaghetti*

what now southron

I know it is blasphemous, but I want to try that someday. Spaghetti with ketchup.

Hello I am half-Swede

love me

Do you want to be the alberto to my barbosa?

I will, but only because of the trips.

>t. Alberto Barbossen

Will you be the yes to my Sweden?

YES WE CAN BE LIBERAL BOYFRIENDS THAT PEE SITTING DOWN, ALBERTO BARBOSA YES

hot, i'll be the top though

gay

Hi lads

Hi

Please leave, you're not invited.

Very nice, this is now a NORDIC thread

I thought we were good, Luis. I regularly eat bacalao

I'm trying hard not to look for someone on social media. pls help.

In Portuguese it's bacalhau

The nords are at the gates!

>cucked off our territory by the nords again

Weird desu. Don't they know their own language?

Where are your women southron

White nord down

is ireland north or south?
>catholic
>friendly
but
>pale
>bad weather

You like potatoes right?

ONIWABAN STYLE DOUBLE KODACHI - GOKO JUJI!

yes its a staple of the irish diet

Can I come in?

Brazilians are Germanic, sorry lad

We didn't start eating potatoes until the British convinced us. So I guess you are honorary potato lover (sounds dirty in Maltese).

get the fuck out favelamonkey

WE, CATALANS ARE NOT SOUTH EUROPEANS AND SHIETTT

But I'm 100% Portuguese

G* *w*y, n*rd**d

okay then, big mini me

This guy would definitely pass as a local here.

Get your stinky feet off my face.

Thanks, fren.

I need a short, pale, dark haired, blue eyed gf

I wanna come!

me too....

me to the left, you to the right

This.

is that a picture of the legendary turk himself?

pic related

Where the hell is France?

She exists Norway, she exists.

You're right, the crime lord Don Roach

I need more, don't leave me hanging Sven

With this many mini-roaches I can retake Belgrade for the Ottomans

>helping the Ottoman

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Helping the turks against sl*vs is French tradition

I am unworthy of this fine gift

This one is on the house

r8

Killing them is our tradition.

Just saw the vid on YT had no idea this guy was a meme. His voice is so high pitched lul

how can I search him? He got a name or something?

Name? Dude, that is just a totally normal random Turk