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Death to the Targaryen Scum Edition

Threadly Reminder: Targaryens are cucks

Roberts Alliance
>Based Bobby B, a Warrior-God with a giant fucking hammer who won THREE battles on THE FIRST DAY of the Rebellion, got wounded and fucked every prostitute in the brothel he stayed in to nurse his wounds in one night. The Alpha Chad to end all Chads (at least during the rebellion phase)
>Based Jon Arryn, old,wise, honorable and noble, refusing to hand over his foster sons to a Mad King to execute them for no crime they committed, calling his banners in defiance
>Based Ned, honorable and noble duty-bound warrior
>Based Tywin, BTFO'ing the Targ fucking shits and avenging all the slights Mad Cuck put him through by annihilating his fucking dynasty and raping and pillaging his capital city
>Based Stannis the Mannis, holding Storm's End and starving almost to the death and not surrendering, executing lords who tried to betray him, and almost catapulting their remains to the Tyrells before his Maester convinced him to keep the bodies in case meat was needed.
>Based Roose going loose on the Trident
>Based Hoster Tully BTFO'ing Walder Frey for joining the winning side late

Tarcuck Alliance
>Mad King Cuck with scabs who hadnt showered or cut his hair in decades
>Rhaecuck, emo faggot who plays a harp
>Mace Tycuck, a fatass ruled by his mommy and has never won a battle
>Doran Martellcuck, literally blackmailed and forced to join on Mad Cuck's side because his womanlet sister was being held hostage
>Jon Cuckington, Rhaegars friendzoned fagboi

Which side was the good guys? Is it even a question???

Old thread:

lol

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/Roose Change/
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Gorm Kit
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Power Lists/Ranks
Quentyn = Chris Dorner
What Ifs?

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DANY IS GOAT
Darkstar
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Myrcella Dedication
Daario = Euron
X is Y or secret Z
Branfags
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Friendly Reminder with Ros
/q/ or /lit/ bitching
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Dorne bitching
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Varys is Faceless
Theon's Dick
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Baratheon is best house
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Oberyn poisoned the crossbow
Merlings
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Rhaegar was a bitch
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Ramsey Fags
Robb's Feet
Show Renly vs Book Renly
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Early Generals
Wafiuism and Shippers
Wafiuism of all sorts (muh ironfu, firefu, icefu, freefu, bearfu, mulefu, smirkfu, frogfu, milfu, whorefu, rapefu)

And now it begins

r8

Daily reminder that the founder of the Baratheons was a Targ bastard, eternally cucking the Baratheons forever.

M-more wine, your grace?

>Specifically cut the dialogue from the book about Dany being infertile in season 1
>Have her going around saying she's infertile now anyway

What did they mean by this?

xth for Stannis (Ironically)

First for the Hand of the King, Qyburn.

where's my sistah

She's going to have beautiful Targ babies that's what.

A CUTE

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Thank you, Lancel, you're a good lad.
Have I ever talked to you about your mother? She was a saint.

I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES

WHERE YOU FROM

YOU SEXY THING?!

"Ellie, you're fat and your hair's all fucked up.
>hfw

>fucked every prostitute in the brothel he stayed in to nurse his wounds in one night
That doesn't sound like a man fighting a war to save the woman he loves.

moderately

i wish you good fortune in the shitposting to come

Love and sex are not the same thing, no matter how many Volantis WHOOOOOOORES Robb Stark fucks

>That doesn't sound like a man fighting a war to save the woman he loves.

t.Virgin, Chads can love many women

He wasn't, this is a total meme. Robert was fighting a war because the Mad KIng was trying to kill him (and in fact despite the name Robert's Rebellion it was actually Jon Arryn who started it). At literally no point in the war did he ever take any action to get Lyanna back.

No way. She's a very hairy gal down there I'd say.

best baratheon

For the One and Only.

she's ugly as fuck
you niggers have shit taste

Watch it, Renly.

I feel like the tallest person in that picture is 5'7

BOBBY B WAS THE GREATEST KEKOLD IN THE SEVEN KINGDOMS (AND THE RIVERLANDS)

HIS WIFE GOT KEKED BY A LANNISTER, HIS ONE LOVE GOT KEKED BY A TARG AND THE FAT FUCK DRANK HIMSELF TO DEATH

I bet she'd be annoying as fuck to work with.
>lol, I'm doing something silly and random
>flatter me with love and attention, lol
>no seriously, lol

What about Bessie?

guy in blue and guy next to him look pretty tall

and isn't jon 5'8?

>benjen states that the undead cannot pass the wall because of ancient spells in its foundation
>jon and friends bring a wight back with no issues
que

Gods he was strong then...

>reminder that if Bobby B and Northen Ned had switched wives all would be good in Westeros

Shit, I started watching GoT recently and I didn't realize Tyrion is actually a dwarf IRL, I thought its just CGI or something

shes hot enough to get away with it. Id kill to have her as my coworker

The dragon death scene was pretty well done and horrific desu, actually felt sad the dragon was dying even tho I knew it would happen

noh

He was one of the literal who dragons

who cares lol

the chains tho

>beric says death is the first enemy and the last
>when euron kills balon he tells him he is the first storm and the last
>leaks say euron is the final boss

it fits
pottery

kek tyrion is a literal dwarf and she look like shes 2 inches taller than him. what a womanlet, its good thing time is running out on her and she wont pass her shit genes down

kek no it wasnt

So what would have happened if one of the dragons had just breathed fire on him before/after the first spear toss?
Would he die?

>Based Bobby B, a Warrior-God with a giant fucking hammer who won THREE battles on THE FIRST DAY of the Rebellion
Do you know why? Because the Targaryen blood in him made him strong

it really wasn't at all jesus christ how can you even believe this

does literally every death in this show have an emotional impact on you?

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DID GOOKMOOT JUST FUCKING FILTER KEKOLD

KEKED CUNT

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What... Peter Dinklage is a pretty famous actor, how could you not know this?

There was only three

euron being the final boss would be the worst possible ending

Jon's 5'6 max

I'm not really caught up about movies and actors lol, kinda explains why I took this long to start GoT

>1.57m
lmoa

fuck off to facebook

these threads are for got hate only

Night King got a gay ass dragon

webm related

Is euron a normal dude that becomes powerful in the books or a choosen one/god or something like that?

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SURROUNDED BY LANNISTERS

BASED Edition. Ours is the Fury!

he's an avatar of the drowned god

What if the Night's Queen wasn't a white walker.


What if it was just a normal wildling woman and they had to make the soul corruption excuse shit up to preserve the night's watch's honor.

They were giving sacrifices to the White Walkers though, to keep the peace from them invading.

i mean this picture doesn't really prove anything unless we know everyone else's height

do (((they))) really lie about an actor's height? google says kit is 5'8"

Why do they keep bringing up Jons height,
Is it meant to be some more meta humor they decided to add after spending an afternoon browsing reddit?

/yungwulf/

he's an even bigger anime villain in the books, but he's a man. he says he's the drowned god but i think its just banter

rewatching season 1
the first few episodes are peak comfykino

Are you fucking serious?

>not posting the superior Baratheon Flag

which one is it

WHERE DID THEY GET THE CHAINS?
HOW DID THEY ATTACH THEM TO THE BODY?
WHY DIDN'T HE KILL DROGO, HE WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM?
WHY DIDN'T THEY CROSS THE LAKE?
WHY DIDN'T THEY ATTACK THE NIGHT KING?
WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST KILL SOMEONE IN CASTLE BLACK?
WHY DID IT TAKE SO LONG TO GET THERE?
WHY DIDN'T THEY USE FLAMING SWORD TO KEEP WARM?

Have I forgotten anything?

euron is an awful character

No, the fire would melt in mid-air. He walked throught fire in this episode.

It would be extremely painful

anne frank lookin cunt

Reminder: Robert killed his ex's new husband because he was filled with roid rage.

Why did Benjen not leave with Jon?

oh shit yes:

WHY DIDN'T HE GET ON THE HORSE?

Show Euron is better. Book Euron is a literal anime character.

this tbqh

euron = dario
you seriously think dario is a god?

>literally taking another House's words and flag
>lack the ability to find a creative new words and flag

Why are all Baratheons so low-IQ?

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

He's half dead. Can't get past the wall

would a flaming sword really have done much in that environment though? enough to save thoros, i mean

it's not like it was a bonfire or anything just a torch basically

no time

if euron is the big bad of the show I will personally kill D&D
that would be the absolute worst possible ending

WHATS THE NIGHT'S KING'S TAX POLICY?

>do (((they))) really lie about an actor's height?
Yes, take every male actor's height and subtract 2-3 inches. The Rock is listed as 6'5 but is at least 3 inches shorter than Barkley, who's 6'6.

>He's half dead. Can't get past the wall

Does he have to go through the wall? No

>Oh shit, the night commander married a wild woman what do we do
>I know, we say that he married a undead monster instead. Because that's a lot better then marrying a wilding
How the fuck does that make any sense to you?Even more so when the king north of the wall helped King Stark kill the lord commander.

How come both of them had flaming sword powers? I thought only azor ahai or whatever could do it?

>no major characters have died this season and none will
Why are the showrunners such pussy faggots kill one of the top billed actors already

Are you trying to say that show Euron is not an anime character?

They're literally only bringing it up so they can 'surprise' people when Jon gets her pregnant.

He held them off for Jon to escape. Plus the horse would go faster without the extra weight

wouldnt benjen be a solid example of a wight?

olenna died
littlefinger dies next ep