Roberts Alliance >Based Bobby B, a Warrior-God with a giant fucking hammer who won THREE battles on THE FIRST DAY of the Rebellion, got wounded and fucked every prostitute in the brothel he stayed in to nurse his wounds in one night. The Alpha Chad to end all Chads (at least during the rebellion phase) >Based Jon Arryn, old,wise, honorable and noble, refusing to hand over his foster sons to a Mad King to execute them for no crime they committed, calling his banners in defiance >Based Ned, honorable and noble duty-bound warrior >Based Tywin, BTFO'ing the Targ fucking shits and avenging all the slights Mad Cuck put him through by annihilating his fucking dynasty and raping and pillaging his capital city >Based Stannis the Mannis, holding Storm's End and starving almost to the death and not surrendering, executing lords who tried to betray him, and almost catapulting their remains to the Tyrells before his Maester convinced him to keep the bodies in case meat was needed. >Based Roose going loose on the Trident >Based Hoster Tully BTFO'ing Walder Frey for joining the winning side late
Tarcuck Alliance >Mad King Cuck with scabs who hadnt showered or cut his hair in decades >Rhaecuck, emo faggot who plays a harp >Mace Tycuck, a fatass ruled by his mommy and has never won a battle >Doran Martellcuck, literally blackmailed and forced to join on Mad Cuck's side because his womanlet sister was being held hostage >Jon Cuckington, Rhaegars friendzoned fagboi
Which side was the good guys? Is it even a question???
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Michael Myers
lol
Justin Jackson
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Jaxon Martinez
And now it begins
Colton Stewart
r8
Mason Jenkins
Daily reminder that the founder of the Baratheons was a Targ bastard, eternally cucking the Baratheons forever.
Andrew Martin
M-more wine, your grace?
Adrian Campbell
>Specifically cut the dialogue from the book about Dany being infertile in season 1 >Have her going around saying she's infertile now anyway
What did they mean by this?
Matthew Torres
xth for Stannis (Ironically)
Nathaniel Gray
First for the Hand of the King, Qyburn.
Ryan Taylor
where's my sistah
Carson Miller
She's going to have beautiful Targ babies that's what.
Hunter Bell
A CUTE
Landon Ross
...
Benjamin Gomez
Thank you, Lancel, you're a good lad. Have I ever talked to you about your mother? She was a saint.
Christopher Stewart
I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES
WHERE YOU FROM
YOU SEXY THING?!
Jackson Ward
"Ellie, you're fat and your hair's all fucked up. >hfw
Logan Jenkins
>fucked every prostitute in the brothel he stayed in to nurse his wounds in one night That doesn't sound like a man fighting a war to save the woman he loves.
Josiah Hill
moderately
Eli Phillips
i wish you good fortune in the shitposting to come
Jaxon Jones
Love and sex are not the same thing, no matter how many Volantis WHOOOOOOORES Robb Stark fucks
Jason Hughes
>That doesn't sound like a man fighting a war to save the woman he loves.
t.Virgin, Chads can love many women
Christopher Barnes
He wasn't, this is a total meme. Robert was fighting a war because the Mad KIng was trying to kill him (and in fact despite the name Robert's Rebellion it was actually Jon Arryn who started it). At literally no point in the war did he ever take any action to get Lyanna back.
Levi Evans
No way. She's a very hairy gal down there I'd say.
Carter Hernandez
best baratheon
Alexander Perez
For the One and Only.
Jason Jackson
she's ugly as fuck you niggers have shit taste
Cameron Taylor
Watch it, Renly.
Alexander Mitchell
I feel like the tallest person in that picture is 5'7
Caleb Scott
BOBBY B WAS THE GREATEST KEKOLD IN THE SEVEN KINGDOMS (AND THE RIVERLANDS)
HIS WIFE GOT KEKED BY A LANNISTER, HIS ONE LOVE GOT KEKED BY A TARG AND THE FAT FUCK DRANK HIMSELF TO DEATH
Ian Thompson
I bet she'd be annoying as fuck to work with. >lol, I'm doing something silly and random >flatter me with love and attention, lol >no seriously, lol
Grayson Cooper
What about Bessie?
Kevin Nguyen
guy in blue and guy next to him look pretty tall
and isn't jon 5'8?
Jose Allen
>benjen states that the undead cannot pass the wall because of ancient spells in its foundation >jon and friends bring a wight back with no issues que
Jonathan Smith
Gods he was strong then...
>reminder that if Bobby B and Northen Ned had switched wives all would be good in Westeros
Cameron Hughes
Shit, I started watching GoT recently and I didn't realize Tyrion is actually a dwarf IRL, I thought its just CGI or something
Liam Roberts
shes hot enough to get away with it. Id kill to have her as my coworker
Noah Flores
The dragon death scene was pretty well done and horrific desu, actually felt sad the dragon was dying even tho I knew it would happen
Christopher Moore
noh
Cooper Adams
He was one of the literal who dragons
who cares lol
Leo Collins
the chains tho
Kayden Murphy
>beric says death is the first enemy and the last >when euron kills balon he tells him he is the first storm and the last >leaks say euron is the final boss
it fits pottery
Juan Martinez
kek tyrion is a literal dwarf and she look like shes 2 inches taller than him. what a womanlet, its good thing time is running out on her and she wont pass her shit genes down
Ian Brooks
kek no it wasnt
Christian Murphy
So what would have happened if one of the dragons had just breathed fire on him before/after the first spear toss? Would he die?
Thomas Collins
>Based Bobby B, a Warrior-God with a giant fucking hammer who won THREE battles on THE FIRST DAY of the Rebellion Do you know why? Because the Targaryen blood in him made him strong
Justin Peterson
it really wasn't at all jesus christ how can you even believe this
does literally every death in this show have an emotional impact on you?
Adrian Nguyen
...
Ethan Powell
DID GOOKMOOT JUST FUCKING FILTER KEKOLD
KEKED CUNT
Easton Powell
...
Andrew Howard
What... Peter Dinklage is a pretty famous actor, how could you not know this?
Liam Evans
There was only three
Luke Smith
euron being the final boss would be the worst possible ending
Leo Lewis
Jon's 5'6 max
Oliver Howard
I'm not really caught up about movies and actors lol, kinda explains why I took this long to start GoT
Jaxon Foster
>1.57m lmoa
Ayden Rogers
fuck off to facebook
these threads are for got hate only
Justin Reed
Night King got a gay ass dragon
webm related
Jeremiah Reed
Is euron a normal dude that becomes powerful in the books or a choosen one/god or something like that?
Parker King
...
Brody Rogers
SURROUNDED BY LANNISTERS
William Lee
BASED Edition. Ours is the Fury!
Justin Ramirez
he's an avatar of the drowned god
Bentley Garcia
What if the Night's Queen wasn't a white walker.
What if it was just a normal wildling woman and they had to make the soul corruption excuse shit up to preserve the night's watch's honor.
They were giving sacrifices to the White Walkers though, to keep the peace from them invading.
Daniel Kelly
i mean this picture doesn't really prove anything unless we know everyone else's height
do (((they))) really lie about an actor's height? google says kit is 5'8"
Dominic Davis
Why do they keep bringing up Jons height, Is it meant to be some more meta humor they decided to add after spending an afternoon browsing reddit?
Joshua Turner
/yungwulf/
Tyler Russell
he's an even bigger anime villain in the books, but he's a man. he says he's the drowned god but i think its just banter
Samuel Smith
rewatching season 1 the first few episodes are peak comfykino
Joseph Lewis
Are you fucking serious?
Easton Sanchez
>not posting the superior Baratheon Flag
Joshua Turner
which one is it
Henry Sanchez
WHERE DID THEY GET THE CHAINS? HOW DID THEY ATTACH THEM TO THE BODY? WHY DIDN'T HE KILL DROGO, HE WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM? WHY DIDN'T THEY CROSS THE LAKE? WHY DIDN'T THEY ATTACK THE NIGHT KING? WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST KILL SOMEONE IN CASTLE BLACK? WHY DID IT TAKE SO LONG TO GET THERE? WHY DIDN'T THEY USE FLAMING SWORD TO KEEP WARM?
Have I forgotten anything?
Levi Clark
euron is an awful character
Blake Butler
No, the fire would melt in mid-air. He walked throught fire in this episode.
Connor Diaz
It would be extremely painful
Julian Davis
anne frank lookin cunt
Chase Butler
Reminder: Robert killed his ex's new husband because he was filled with roid rage.
Ethan Perry
Why did Benjen not leave with Jon?
Jackson Jenkins
oh shit yes:
WHY DIDN'T HE GET ON THE HORSE?
Carter Martinez
Show Euron is better. Book Euron is a literal anime character.
Dylan Flores
this tbqh
Charles Campbell
euron = dario you seriously think dario is a god?
Gabriel Adams
>literally taking another House's words and flag >lack the ability to find a creative new words and flag
Why are all Baratheons so low-IQ?
Joseph Reyes
Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright
Julian Phillips
He's half dead. Can't get past the wall
Alexander Morgan
would a flaming sword really have done much in that environment though? enough to save thoros, i mean
it's not like it was a bonfire or anything just a torch basically
Luis Howard
no time
Blake Miller
if euron is the big bad of the show I will personally kill D&D that would be the absolute worst possible ending
Connor Thompson
WHATS THE NIGHT'S KING'S TAX POLICY?
Charles Perez
>do (((they))) really lie about an actor's height? Yes, take every male actor's height and subtract 2-3 inches. The Rock is listed as 6'5 but is at least 3 inches shorter than Barkley, who's 6'6.
Nathaniel Bell
>He's half dead. Can't get past the wall
Does he have to go through the wall? No
Owen Russell
>Oh shit, the night commander married a wild woman what do we do >I know, we say that he married a undead monster instead. Because that's a lot better then marrying a wilding How the fuck does that make any sense to you?Even more so when the king north of the wall helped King Stark kill the lord commander.
Grayson Bennett
How come both of them had flaming sword powers? I thought only azor ahai or whatever could do it?
Hudson Morgan
>no major characters have died this season and none will Why are the showrunners such pussy faggots kill one of the top billed actors already
Brandon Morgan
Are you trying to say that show Euron is not an anime character?
Benjamin Bell
They're literally only bringing it up so they can 'surprise' people when Jon gets her pregnant.
Colton Hall
He held them off for Jon to escape. Plus the horse would go faster without the extra weight