How you holding up, Sup Forums?

How you holding up, Sup Forums?

good. got a dating app and texting with 2 girls who i'm gonna fug. one is into hardcore bdsm.

I went to a hooker once and her vagina grossed me out so bad I couldn't get hard and just left.

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I have prepared my suicide cocktail, just need to settle my affairs and write my note

you wish pal, consider yourself GHOSTED

Just came back from a huge party. Took some 2cb, didn't feel right, browsed around, talked to a bunch of people, but didn't connect to anyone or anything. Just came back home, ears are still ringing.

Enjoy that breakup and them getting over you 10 times as fast as you over them.

I'm fine till I remember...

I'm sorry to hear that friend, everyone on this board is here for you. Perhaps some Sup Forums approved cinema or television would make you feel better?

Take care

Gf broke up yesterday but i hardly cared. It always loses excitement after a month and i dont feel like putting effort into it anymore. What wrong with me guys

nah senpai im alpha af they crave the BWC

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>person
>them
GTFO faggot

Drinking, working on stuff and all in all avoiding human contact and beating my dick like usual.

are you me?

hot/pretty girls are idiots with no taste and ugly girls are interesting and smart

life is hell

>lost virginity to random slag
>still fell depressed, lonely and empty inside
don't fall for the memes lads

Got drunk every day for the past five days. Cut contact with the last and oldest friend I had yesterday. I want to go to sleep and never wake up again.

I have either a heart or a brain condition, i thought i was gonna have a stroke/heart attack today and it really fucked my shit up.

Im also in love with a girl who doesnt give a fuck about me and she showed a lot of slutty signs, yet i cant fucking stop thinking about her. So life's pretty shit

ok as long as i dont have to think about reality

Not too good

Stop drinking

>btw I'm a girl xd
Fuck off.

Hivemind. I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

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I try to focus on other things like reading and movies to avoid depressive thoughts.

fuck off roasties

I think I legit had a small stroke a few years ago. It was really scary, I couldn't make sense of words or numbers anymore. Couldn't remember the name for anything. Words came out jumbled and incoherent. Never told my mom. She'd be so worried.

>moving to a new city
>have to have a flatmate
>hope they just leave me alone
>scared they'll think im a weirdo because I don't want to talk

Pretty good.

Eating some nice pizza. Drinking an ice cold coke. Going to watch two good movies this evening. Weather is great. My cat is chilling next to me. Bought a bunch of video games yesterday. Life is good.

Not good. Nothing is working out like I hoped.

Great saturday.

Woke up to two new tinder matches, activated my new credit card and hit the gym.

Got a nice healthy pita for lunch.

Gonna have 6 beers and shitpost for the rest of the night.

feels fucking good man

haven't even started mate

>exhausted and tired of being alive
>absolutely terrified of death

I've seem many vagina in my time on earth. Bitches beg to fuck my HUGE 8.5 inch dick

about to move for university but I am still socially nonfunctional

Not too well. I think i was on a very long manic phase, mostly propably due to my SSRI finally working since they upped my dosage. I didn't feel any emotions at all for the most, but lately i am annoyed and full of hate literally all the time. I just hate everyone and seeing people or having to go out just reminds me of how stupid and boring everyone is. The day of my spree is coming closer every minute.
I am very aware of how edgy this is.

Wtf

Why would you want to see one, anyway?

What the fuck user

i'm just alive at this point lads.
i just work everyday and have /zero/ meaningful human contact.

lmao
idiot

where do you work?

what was it

Not good
>wanted to go to Amsterdam in November
>found cheap as fuck tickets
>had to wait until my next paycheck so I don't break my bank on tickets
>obsessively checked tickets to make sure they were still available
>got paycheck on Friday
>checked tickets
>they were gone on the day I got my paycheck

fuck

Western society is ruined
Women are complete garbage thanks to feminism and shit US values
Pretty much no point to really giving a shit about anything anymore. I'm 'successful' in terms of income but there's no point to any of it. I'm busy drinking myself to death.
I hope the Yellowstone volcano erupts.

Here's the thing about vaginas. They're very very near the butthole. Prepare yourself for that especially if she hasn't showered all day.

Into the river belooooooow