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bran is cute
Mfw after dealing with all the Jonerysfags this week the episode actually airs on the normiebox tomorrow and it fucking happens all over again with a tidal wave of cunts seeing it for the first time.
dragons dying is not okay
lol xD XD xD haha upvoted
This is true
He's fucking ugly and so are you.
Hillary isn't Cersei. Cersei won.
hillary is literally Dany, how do you fuck up this badly?
ITS HER TURN
lol. Trump is really Geoffy. These choices are so retarded. Hillary is a good match though.
Daenerys Targaryen, breaker of the 4th wall
Not being Nights Watch
what happened to his face
i am laughing like an idiot at barron
mfw overhear conversations about GOT
they think tullys and tarlys are the same
they think jon and dany are cousins
they're still calling dany "khaleesi"
the price for leaks
bad lighting whats your excuse
Implying that isn't Cersei who has no claim whatsoever to the throne.
Implying Hillary didn't btfo Bernie like the sparrow
that slight hint of boob
that peach fuzz
time to fap
Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright
Why doesn't Sansa, the largest of the Starks, not simply eat the other Starks?
a literal GODDESS
Cast these fools.
Ramsay is Ancap
Where's the Rob posters
MINE WAS SOME TARLY BOY AT THE BATTLE OF SUMMERHALL
HE CAME RUNNING AT ME, THIS
I don't think people appreciate just how fucking little progress Martin has made with finishing the series. ASOIAF was originally supposed to be a TRILOGY. Book one would be War of the 5 Kings, book two would Dany invades Westeros*, book three would be the battle against the Others. 20 years later, and plotwise he's barely beginning the events of book two. There's literally still more than half the story left to tell. Of course this is all academic, since no matter how many more books it takes he's not going to be able to write them. TWOW may come out in 2018/2019, but people are in for a disappointment if they think it's going to advance the plot significantly, especially given the sample chapter pacing demonstrating (also remember the first chunk has to wrap up everything he cut from Dance). Dany at best arrives in Westeros at the end of the book, or maybe just sets sail.
*This is why Dany's storyline is so unsatisfying after AGOT. She was a character designed to get the dragons at the end of book one and then be involved in the main plot in book one. Instead we've had 4 books of her essentially put into a holding pattern because the plotline in Westeros hasn't advanced far enough for her to get involved yet.
he looks like a rabbit that just heard a noise and is popping out of its cover
Wait so last thread when people were saying Bran being the night king might be the 3rd shocking thing grrm told d&d, how is that even possible? I thought there was no night king in the books
Because she feels sorry for her autistic brother and batshit crazy sister.
random wine producers
Wouldn't CIA be Soros?
Dany doesn't have a claim to the throne either. Bobby won by right of conquest and even if it went back to the Targaryens then Jon would have the claim.
Varys has better integrity than Soros. He never sold out his own people while pretending to play victim.
attractive as he'll
The red priestess shuddered. Blood trickled down her thigh, black and smoking. The fire was inside her, an agony, an ecstasy, filling her, searing her, transforming her. Shimmers of heat traced patterns on her skin, insistent as a lover's hand. Strange voices called to her from days long past. "Melony," she heard a woman cry. A man's voice called, "Lot Seven." She was weeping, and her tears were flame. And still she drank it in.
can someone explain what the 'melony, lot seven' thing is about
i dont know if the books never explained it or if i just missed it
give her shelter when she was homeless
give her 3 priceless dragon eggs
give her ships and money to buy unsullied when she leaves qarth
tfw she forgets his existence when she takes the throne
All his investment will be for nothing won't it
people taking a book and tv show this seriously
lol fucking nerds
Umm sweetie, he actually used his Targaryen heritage to claim the throne, else we would have King John Arryn.
Anyone have a re-up of the Westeros Gets Culturally Enriched video? JewTube took it down
he's a shipmate on the SS abandoned plotlines
Another week of eyefucking just do it already
Melony is her real name. She was a slave sold to the Red Temple. "Lot 7" is the lot of slaves she was in.
tfw no new album or new book ever
life is suffering
Enriches Westeros with 'peaceful' Dothraki refugees who definitely won't rape and murder
ywn be jon snow
Why these the only scenes Emilia can act in?
Melony was her old name before she took on the name Melisandre. Lot 7 most likely refers to her being put in a slave camp.
Why didn't Jon learn not to leeroy in after the battle of the bastards?
Everyone was sitting on Drogon ready to leave and he was just farming EXP from the mobs
Trump is Robert
Hillary is Cersei
Soros is Tywin
Assange is Varys
You utter faggot. But the rest is ok I guess.
She wants Kit's AAC
Average Anglo Cock
who is a worse actor, emilia or kit?
Is Sandor Clegane a good husbando?
Because it's not acting
Jon never learns anything and yet the plot keeps rewarding him regardless.
Probably Emilia but Kit can get away with it because his character doesn't require much acting
Jeb is the best.
yeah it's pretty appalling really, GRRM should definitely be ashamed of himself
Slow and steady anon.
Finn >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Isaac
I feel like things will be so different in the next book
If you were a heterosexual female, wouldn't you want to fuck Jon Snow? You might reason that he's too short but that doesn't stop the thirst.
not understanding tyrions arc at all and just inserting donald there
Is Emilia going to cuck rose?
I get that you don't like Obama but his personality doesn't match Obama at all. And I know you like Trump...a lot...but he's actually more like Geoffry than anyone else in the show.
Soros is a good pic at least based on his /pol/ meme characterization.
Ben Carson doesn't match at all except being black. You're retarded.
No thanks im not into bestiality
oh my sweet summer child
Why the fuck dd he even give her 3 dragon eggs if he is a Aegonfag?
bobbyposting is /got/'s baneposting for sure
Is /pol/ actually this delusional?
I haven't watched game of kings, is it any good?
Stannis isn't religious at all you dumb /pol/tard
i didn't make it desu
Reminder that Stannis would make a horrible King. Proof.
Stannis policy of worshiping Rh'llor but tolerating 7 would lead to.
1. The Sept refusing to crown Stannis unless he purged LoL worshipers and conspiring to have LoL worshipers killed
2. Smallfolk leaders like High Sparrow fighting with LoL fanatics committing terror acts in KL on each other. Once they see men, women and children being burned alive in KL, they'd probably reform the Faith Militants against Stannis.
Stannis moralfag policies
If Stannis messed with prostitution he'd have powerful men conspiring against him
Stannis lacking heir
Shireen is a girl and scarred by the most feared disease in Westeros. His wife is a barren wench and his brother is dead. Killing Stannis would make the Iron Throne a free for all.
According to Renly, nobles mostly don't like Stannis personality
Burns his daughter alive to please his god
YOU LET THAT LITTLE GIRL DISARM YOU?
is House Martell now dead?
who will now rule Dorne?
How did a lowborn like bronn learn to be such a based fighter?
Stannis does his duty. He probably would have dumped the barren bitch and married Sansa to bring peace to the north
Personality wise you could switch Obama and Trump on that chart.
But you repost it. At least edit it with some better matches.
Bronn is left intentionally mysterious. For all we know he's actually a noble. I think I heard a rumor about him being from house Reyne (which is why he sings the Rains of Castemere)
Fuck Dorne, it's too hot, full of cunts, and the sand is rough and coarse and it gets everywhere.
Jorah is legitimately more handsome than Jon.
so many basterds
The same people now ruling the Riverlands/Stormlands/Reach.
If all you want is an ending then you have the TV show.
Personally I'm happy for him to continue getting sidetracked, it fleshes out the world more, adds more depths and lore, more history.
I'd prefer that over an ending.
How does that make sense? It's a Lannsiter song, why would he sing a song about the destruction of his own house
His history is awful.
True, but dany never saw him as anything more than a father figure
Is divorce a religious controlled thing in Westeros? Because the Sept wouldn't grant a heathen freedom from his bitch and if he divorces her as a LoL worshiper then it'll make the 7 followers conspire even more against him.
he old tho
I'd be fine with the pace the story is currently at except for the small fact that George is old and fat and won't get any faster at writing
Maybe he never liked his family. Maybe he's trying to stay close to the Lannisters to get revenge and he sings it to make them think he isn't. It doesn't really matter since he doesn't have a background, it's just speculation
That'll be the big twist. Bran will go back in time, Terminator style (except not physically of course) to the point when the first white walker was created. He will attempt to rewrite the future by making peace with the Children of the forest. He will warg into that "first man" and attempt the use his own knowledge to cut a deal and end the war with the Children, however it back fires, he gets tied up and turned into the first white walker. And because the raven said it's possible to drown in the weirwood net, bran will stay to long in the past and get stuck as a disembodied consciousness inside of that "first man". Becoming......the night king.
Bran, corrupted as the night king, uses his warging ability to control the dead. Which isnt far off from some of GRRM's other work. The Corpse Handler trilogy deals with a telepath that controls dead bodies for laborious work. The ending of his novella Nightflyers deals with a disembodied consciousness going insane and killing people.
There is no divorce in Westeros.
Didn't he tell Sam "I'll be able to hold Dragonstone longer if the Lord of Light wills it"?
will dany ever return to essos
Does or does he not need to be touching a tree to be greenseeing? why is the show so inconsistent with his powers and so lazy about explaining how they work
BACK IN MY DAY TOU WERENT A MAN UNTIL YOU FUCKED A GIRL FROM EACH OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS AND THE RIVERLANDS
Rhllor and the Drowned God's followers allow religion.
YOU EVER FUCKED A DORNISH GIRL?
Why do you think they end up together? Targs love incest.
WE USED TO CALL IT MAKING THE EIGHT
Is divorce a religious controlled thing in Westeros?
The king can do whatever the fuck he wants and if the high septon doesn't like it, then the king will get a new one.
Bran is azor ahai confirmed
But Bobby B. girls don't like me. So I just masturbate to foreign designed tapestries.
The books' origin of the white walkers is different than the show's.
Nice try Jorah. Back to the cuck shed.
High Sparrow showed that a smart Septon can make use of the power he holds over the faithful.
AND MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A MANWHORE THEN LYANNA WOULDN'T HAVE RUN AWAY WITH THE DRAGON ANIME PRINCE
the books have not divulged the origin of The Others/White Walkers
And Dany is uglier than both. So?
Stannis obviously believes in LoL. Even asks Davos how he can doubt the LoL's existence when he personally see his followers performing miracles. Stannis himself even said that the visions he saw the flames forced him to accept the existence of the supernatural.
Only if a retarded ruler allows them to be armed
You must think you're the smartest /got/ poster alive. And that you'll get all the (you)'s if you post your precious forced meme. Well i got news for you, your meme won't last the month
why did he cut his hand off?
And now it ends.
wow anon youre really talented senpai
CAREFUL NED, CAREFUL NOW
what did he mean by this?
d'raep sandra d'raep
Why is Lyanna angry? She got to get impregnated by the 12/10 prince
No new episodes until the fall of 2019
Stannis and Roose
tfw i'll be in med school
I'll probably have killed myself by then
What "evil" things has he done?
I'll see you right here again when that time rolls around.
It's basically his fetish. The Brave Companions cut the hands and feet off their prisoners.
have the most talented swordsman in Westeros in your company as prisoner
you can't kill him
cut off his sword hand to ensure your safety while keeping him alive enough to be valuable
Thanks, but I'm just uploading these and the style image
does all the work
be attractive ass sugar daddy
could have any planetos pussy
get cucked by the only chick you care about
what the fuck
can we keep /got/ alive for two years?
how many times have you watched it?
and why would you watch it more than once?
And now our watch begins
gonna use this, post to reddit, reap the karma, thanks desu, you've helped another man of scum
I'm sure we all know that feel.
this is branisking should i post season 8 info
Last episode leaked?
showfags please. bookfags aren't going to have another book until 3022 at this point.
/go/ died between seasons until like a month before the new season started.
By waiting until 2019, people will
1) Have forgotten half of what happened in S7, making easier to introduce inconsistencies / plot holes
2) Be happy for whatever D&D shit out after waiting so long
Source or gtfoo/got/
no it didn't you dumb summerfag we went all off-season except for like 1 dead week ages ago
To make it better :3
Second year here. May Stannis be with you.
Goblin more beautiful than Tommen
tfw i got the 55555 stannis get
I rarely even come here at all tbqh. After he got killed off i just kind of lost interest
Scenes women will never, EVER understand
I demanded a source not this "might" shit you raging homosexual
He was a Viserysfag
Ellaria is too high, and where's Tyene?
tfw scared i'll be a homeless starving NEET by that point
he is the violated NAP personified, fully justified in his actions
calm your autism faglord
tfw i'll have a gf by that point
Make Dany hillary and Cersei Trump. Remove Littlefinger. Not perfect but the closest you're going to get
What character would he play
No you won't
goodnight you autistic bastard
Just watched the episode. I can't be the only one who thought Dany wanted to fuck Jon at the end, right?
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no, no one thought of that
I couldn't tell anon
Why did she pull away her hand when he grabbed it though?
Hilary won by over 2 million votes
HelllooooOOOOoo Jerry Mander
Lately I find her very attractive.
Why is Bran an autist when Bloodraven seemed normal?
she doesn't want to fall for him
Being castrated and tortured will do that to you.
Not that I feel bad for him.
She's repulsed by manlets
drumpf is literally dany
gets bored quick and knows fuck all about ruling
fucks off to some vacation all the time leaving other people to clean up the mess
because someone on the writing team made a bet that they couldn't do a worse job than Lost and still win an emmy
Then why wasn't Jon Arryn King?
this chick i know is too illiterate to torrent, where can she stream s7 episodes? i need to win me some brownie points rn
According to Renly
Well there's your problem. Renly is a biased faggot. Justin Massey, Richard Thorpe, the Queen's Men...they all would die for Stannis, they are that loyal.
Oh shit someone better tell the feds! Oh wait that's not how you win.
she has autism
He's gonna make it boys
It's like that southpark episode where Cartman thought he was actually ginger and took it too far
FORM RANKS YOU DOGS
THINKING HE COULD END THE REBELLION WITH ONE SWING OF A SWORD
Because nobody cares about an Arryn.
Someone please tell me why Bran would be the Night King. Because he sees all and realizes life doesn't matter? Or because he sees the only way to end strife is by nigh-apocalypse?
Other than some coincidences like them both being magic northern warg seers, why is this theory so prevalent?
Tell her to stop being a poorfag and stream it on hbo.com
HE COULD HAVE LINGERED AT THE EDGE OF THE BATTLE LIKE THE SMART BOYS.
because he's obviously Dr. Manhattan
Hillary got a lot of illegal votes
why is this theory so prevalent?
normies are fucking retarded
Someone please tell me why Bran would be the Night King.
normies dont know why, they just think its kewl and thats good enough for them
STOOD OVER HIM HAMMER IN THE AIR AND HE SHOUTED WAIT......WAIT
The night king is some First Man fag the children picked at random.
anyone have that Dr. Branhattan pic?
It's not acting
we live in canada and dont have hbo go
It makes no sense. Bran is the bloodraven. Or at the very least, the bloodraven wouldn't have let Bran go if he knew he was going to be the Night King. If that's really how it ends up it's pretty fucking stupid.
PIKES IN FRONT; ARCHERS BEHIND
jorah so beautiful and good he isn't even visible on the chart.
I think the theory is that he tries to prevent the Night king from existing in the first place and he somehow ends up becoming the Night king.
Nah let's make sure the best commander in Westeros decides to make his army walk in no formation whatsoever
or bloodraven would have just not called bran to his cave and taught him how to use the powers that would eventually turn him into the night king
the plot holes are so fucking huge and retarded that if this theory is true it single handedly destroys the entire show
He's right under the Goblin.
What makes you think Bloodraven isn't the NK?
Because they finally allowed her to show emotion.
this episode is so fucking retarded
“I will shoot at him” said the night king and he fired the rocket spears. Bran warged at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
“No! I must kill the walkers” he shouted
The heart tree said “No, Bran. You are the walkers”
And then Bran was a other.
In the past, it has taken five months to film one series and then another five months for it to be released, which suggests the final series will be aired in September 2018.
Chart is wrong then. Jorah is top tier beautiful in the show.
Which is retarded. Bran would know that that would happen and he could just not go.
GODS I WAS STRONG BACK THEN
season 8 is filming for longer.
Why hasn't anybody posted this?
So was the Night King
So was his attack on Winterfel in the books? Or was that more show retardation where they don't understand any of there characters?
I saw you get brutally raped
What did he mean by telling her this?
the same reason why nobody has posted this kino
because everyone else is a grown up who doesnt repost the same jokes 500 times to impres mommy
I don't recall this part in the book
OMG they will have to work a bit longer to earn their money!
Sometimes i can't tell whether George is just a naive motherfucker or just a liar.
I won't stop being a fatty and wasting my time having fun with my Dabid paycheck
Deal with it
Yes thank you George-sama.
Emilia, by far. Imagine her doing the resurrection scene...
Jonerys 4 Ever.
post yfw jon finally rides rheagon
Is that the actor who plays Ron Swanson??
but he's actually more like Geoffry than anyone else in the show.
If you only had a brain
Trump is only relateable to Tywin or Tyrion
Both fight against invaders and care or cared only about their kingdom
It's not about personality, it's about their actions, you're retarded, learn to read.
this is from '07, GoT wasn't even a thing back then
Best thing by far to come out of this season.
tfw zombies can't swim
Why is Jon being spooned from behind? It looks like Dany fucking pegged him.
Haven't seen this pasta in 5 years. Good god.
Kit's role doesn't require much acting. But anyways, they're both shit but they seem to be better together
He's never going to finish them goddamn.
Everyone in /got/ suddenly decided Dany is hot and best queen
Fuck off, I loved her first
I'm sure it's just your imagination
It was so steamy Sansa
GoT just gave him even more money and fame to care even less about writing
He doesn't like being the little spoon
How is Trump like Joffrey? He is pompous but not an evil little snot born to power.
welcome to realization my friend
Shut up Jorah
post yfw jon finally rides daenyrys
Jon's about to get Aunts in his pants.
GRRM literally compared Trump to Joffrey.
No, people don't fucking like Danny. People just got tired of fucking arguing with you Dany fags. Fuck off. Get that incestuous shit out of here. There's a reason Rhaegar new that shit was gross and wanted to put a stop to it.
he has better hands then her fucking hell
Back off bud, i liked her before got
What did he mean by this
Dany names her first child Rhaego
Dany names one of her dragon Rhaegal
Does that hint on how she'll name the baby she has with Jon?
Ten years from now, no one is going to care how quickly the books came out. The only thing that will matter, the only thing anyone will remember, is how good they were.
I wonder if he actually thought he'd finish the series back then?
Too far, its an insult to the Iron Throne
she didn't even had a career before got
More like "close your eyes and pretend it's Cat"
He meant he's going to get himself killed by the most skillful swordswoman in the seven kingdoms.
born to power
He was born to a millionaire. That's the modern equivalent.
Get that incestuous shit out of here.
Except Littlefinger's gonna get offed "next" episode
Jon will probably call dibs on Eddard
I think he was bullshitting people.
He wants people to think the reason he's taking his time is because he's making sure the book is perfect, but the truth is he has lost interest.
He closed his eyes with lysa
it's so important to realize that fat people are lazy in all regards. fat people are selfish, self-centered, greedy, and lazy. that's why they are in that kind of physical condition to begin with. it's not a minor detail - the body and mind are the same system.
Also Just realized the three headed dragon theory is dead as shit.
Trump is more like Dany
wants to break the wheel/establishment
outsider to the system
dreamteam/monster zoo of advisors
wants absolute loyalty and burns people alive otherwise
made me KEK
Robb's Eddard did it first
Only because you admire those characters. He's like Geoffry. You can contrive some explanation about the actions if you want. Geoffry went to war with Stannis who was invading and like Trump was too much of a pansy to actually fight in a war.
There's a point in a rushed worked won't be as fondly appreciated as a more thought out story. However fatty's fucking heart is ticking.
it didn't happen yet in the books
in the books his men are stuck with the mountain lords in a blizzard and they ask for burnings to please the lord of light and Stannis says no more burnings, pray harder
Cooler than icicle crown
Dany embraces a nation of multicultural brown people and has an army literally made of men with mutilated genitals
oh, please. what is the trump platform equivalent of the dothraki or to a lesser extent the unsullied?
Trump is Jon Snow
built himself up from a normal dude into the elite of the elite
betrayed countless times and still survived
an act that would have killed any other campaign (pussygate) hits him and he still comes back to win
has beaten the odds many times
continues to fight for his people despite the negative press covfefe
literally lets in immigrants through a literal fucking wall
Nice try. Take Trumps dick out of your mouth and think for a second. He's Geoffry.
it's a modern false equivalency based on nothing tangible
he didn't inherit his wealth, he built it himself (albeit with the help of a small loan)
he is for all intents and purposes a self-made man who rose to politics from an outsider position
people like jeb bush then again... there is a golden boy born to wealth and dynasty, groomed to become a president just like george w.
wrong again, John Snow is reuniting the free folk and northerners against the real threat, just like Trump is defending both Americans and Canadians from Mexico
I want to finish the book
I'm a slow writer
I will not cut back on fucking around the world and side projects tho :^)
If u don't like it fuck you
GRRM is an asshole honestly.
10 years from now no one is going to care
Well you got that part right. Like a lot of authors who sniff their own farts he believes in legacy, he believes in writing "for the ages". How many books written in the 80s are people reading now, compared to the amount then produced and the amount produced since?
How about the 50s? 20s?
All media has a very limited peak of consumption apart from a very small amount of outliers.
with the help of a small loan
Not a small loan and he has lied both about his net worth and how much he actually inherited. He didn't come from the bottom for sure either way.
Haha ultimately none of these characters are going to be perfect matches based on their actions though letting foreigners literally through a fucking wall into a nation that fucking hates is hilariously relevant. Personality wise he's not Jon Snow or any other character you admire. He's fucking Geoffry
Fucking leakers where is my episode 7.
episode 6 hasn't even officially aired yet, idiot
What the fuck happened to Arya? Why did she become so shit now that she's at home?