Be Jerry Seinfeld

>be Jerry Seinfeld
>be unfunny comedian
>be mediocre actor
>want to create comedy show
>hire legitimately funny actors like Michael Richards and Jason Alexander to carry scenes
>hire legitimately funny writers like Larry David to make it funny
>standup consists of observational jokes geared towards wealthy audience
>make webseries about rich people in luxury cars being unfunny
>write, produce, and star in a horrible animated film
>date a 17 year old high school student while age 39
>be beloved by all

>At first I was like

The less the better,” Seinfeld said in reference to user-generated content. “I don’t want to see this crap. We have a giant garbage can called YouTube for user-generated content. We’re trying to generate a little higher level. I think showbusiness is for talent, that’s who should be in it. But let’s keep it in its hierarchy. And I like being at the top of the pyramid.”

>Than I was like pic related.

Jerry is an american treasure respect him before he's gone

He stole jokes and no one cares.

he's living the Jewish dream, user, makes you wonder why Jews want to get rid of all the goy normies who make this possible

jerry actually contributed a ton to the writing of the show, Larry David deserves alot of credit but the show never could have happened without Jerry

t.Newman

>valuing the opinions of millenials

lmao

>Bee Yourself
>a bad movie

>doesn't mention julia louis-dreyfus as a "legitimately funny" actor

>guy with no actual talent uses his ability as a salesman to come up ahead

this is the majority of any business

This is how you know this world and, sadly, this website is such fucking shit.

First it was bill Hicks sucks
Then George Carlin
Now jerry

Fucking garbage.

Post a joke from each of those """"comedians""" that will make me laugh.

He really just recycled them, that's what's so crazy about all of this.

t. college student

Good for him I'd be pretty thrilled to have 1% of the success he's had.

a jew chasing money... what can ya say?

>be op
>be bitter and jealous

>people believe in god XD

It's almost as if he is a member of some chosen race that puppet masters everything in the world or something.

>>date a 17 year old high school student while age 39
/ourguy/

recycled implied he changed it a bit. In his special that came on right after the last episode. He straight up tells Tim Allen jokes.

What does t. mean?

>date a 17 year old high school student while age 39
literally /ourguy/

t. newfag

also did photoshoots with terry richardson

>wealthy
You may as well have outed yourself as an inbred nigger. I may not live in the hood, but I sure as hell grew up in it, and I'll tell you now Jerry Seinfeld (and I repeat 10x not Larry David, jerrys stand up is what confirmed it) knew what it was like being less than rich, even if not poor. I'd wager 10,000 dollars you grew up in middle class or above.

>post a joke
>devoid of context, delivery, or timing
Nah, fuck you.

that itself was a joke

op here

i actually fucked your mum

They are more preachy than humorous though. Shoving their ideologies down the audiences throat and treating the everyone like subhuman scum.
I'ts alright getting a rush when they come out with something and you go yeah! That's so true. It's more like a seminar or something though.

I understand the context, but like, is it a word?
t. An user since 2008

Nine Eleven.

It's used to sign your writing in Finland I believe, like saying Regards, user

Who do you define as comedians? Give me 3 comedians you like more.

Kevin Hart, Amy Schumer, Katt Williams

user here
Go fuck yourself. As someone that came from the hood, no matter what class or race you come from you deserve to be in the fucking hood if you're there for more than 5 years. Join a trade for fucks sake. Anyone that wants a job can get one in construction no problem if they fucking want it. I saw someone about a week ago onsite that literally couldn't read a tape measure. Didn't know what fucking numbers looked liked, but was able to tell you shit by talking. If that stupid motherfucker could read numbers he would be a pro. It's really that simple. I know this dudes shitposting but can a few tradesmen step in and shit on this dude with me? He's too fucking pathetic not to. I'd like to think we're not that rare here.

>use other people to get to the top
>make fun tons of money
>end your show while it's still hot to seem alpha
>make new easy money show with celebrities to remind everyone you're fucking cool
>date whoever you want
how is he not /ourguy/?

They all do kind of suck though

Sorry MAGApede, no kike will ever be my "guy". Go suck le based black man's jizz out of your mother's cunt.

>>date a 17 year old high school student while age 39

What a fucking boss.

It's a lowercase t, indicating low testosterone

His standup really isn't funny.

Maybe it's because he's a jew and jews look out for each other.. but yeah Larry David pretty much made the show and Jason Alexander pretty much sold it with the Hipster Doofus.

But fuck it. I love Jerry.

He should die penniless and alone though.

>date a 17 year old high school student while age 39

tell me more.

Also, seinfeld was funny.

>date a 17 year old high school student while age 39

implying this isn't based as all fuck

lets be real once you hit 16 you pretty much know what you are getting into

>date a 17 year old high school student while age 39

Just LOOK in his eyes, he straight up doesn't give 2 fucks

17 is legal in most states. Shrug.
I'm 34 and I date a 22 year old. I've been dating her since she was 18.

this

Man if I had a chance to play with those tits I'd endure all the slander the world could throw at me. Can't blame the guy even a little.

damn

The things I've thought about doing with JLD scare me. Every position, every deviant act, every possible combination in between. Even thinking about the possibilities makes my heart skip.

She is liquid sex. The ultimate drug. I would do anything to be with her.

Well, not now but like twenty years ago.

t.translation

you stupid fucking faggot

Stop making this thread faggot.

>Well, not now
Faggot

She's aged so fucking well.

>be unfunny comedian
Wrong.

This, she is lovely, a sparkling jewel.

>Bee Movie
>horrible

Kill yourself.

JLD is not hot at all. Especially not in the sein days. She's a little milfy now because she's in such great shape.. but nah.

>a jew is an american treasure
Can Americans be more cucked?