Does this actually happen in real life?

Does this actually happen in real life?

I see posters on /r9k/ say they are virgins at 25-28 but are there actual 40 year old (non retarded) virgins?

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ill let you know in a few years.

i was 33, tbhsenpai.
but it was because my family conspired against me getting pusy.

Real 40 year old virgins look less like carrell and more like seth rogen in my experience

It's easy if you're an ugly girl. Nobody hits on you, because even the ugly guys know they're worth better. They can earn a decent looking chick.

They're called priests, user.

Seems easy enough when you never made meaningful connections with women during your school years and get into a job where contact is minimal, and add to that having a lack of self-esteem and a comfort zone that doesn't involve going out to try and pick up ladies.
Easier to stay that way than making a change.

what?

39 year old virgin here and this is literally me. Homeschooled covered the teen years, too awkward in the college years because of it but got past handholdless and barely kissless.

After that got a job in a 3000 people retirement town, lost self-esteem, settled into my thirties. I am probably having a 40 year old virginity party and then getting hookers in Vegas or some shit.

Maybe it was true about what they say, learned Japanese, Spanish, Mandarin, read a ton of books and have masters in English Lit and bachelors in business and computer science to get my current job.

>Guy meets a woman
>Has to get rid of all his cool shit?

youtube.com/watch?v=dvavPJtSIUM

Well, if you don't, she'll leave you. She holds all cards. either "she's worth it", or "when am I going to get another girlfriend? i don't want to do this but i'm finally getting sex, which is what 100% of people consider important".
you 'compromise' by doing what she says, and you still get access to her vaginal

I'm a 25 year old virgin, same excuse as you guys, wasting my college years. But I can't understand how you can't pay for a hooker literally the moment you can afford it. Money is the only thing holding me back here.

Nah, that's lame. Yell at her and throw her out on the street. Be your own man.

Story time please

I'm a weird motherfucker and I shot my load on a female friends chest last night.
Not being yourself is bullshit

what's the point of losing your virginiry just to say you lost your virginity? You still will be the same awkward fuck as before

Men will fuck anything, woman willing to get fucked by anyone are different from other women, this is what makes them a slut

Paradoxically you can lose all attraction if the girl senses that you are ready to ditch your hobbies and friends for her pusy
It says that if it weren't for her you'd be alone
That's why they often ask guys to so arbitrary shit or else
Letting know that you value her over your stuff is about the last thing you wanna do with girls

It's a big part of the mating process. Literally every living thing in earth's history has had reproduction as its primary motivation for living,

Human brains have made this process very complicated, especially if you are unattractive.

fucking a hooker has nothing to do with mating

More probable for an ugly/fat girl is that she'll probably be extremely socially awkward and won't even try to meet people

speaking from experience

>have success with women but don't want to fuck them because I feel they're below my standards
>born in a small backwater town with terrible people selection and no way out

this.

I know a girl who is in her early 30's, socially retarded, no one likes her and she is a virgin, but on top of that, frigid, unresponsive to affection ect.
It gets to a point for women where they become retarded.

I also know a guy who was a 34yo wizard, but he has got laid now.
probably the only time ever too. hes in jail now...

>Human brains have made this process very complicated, especially if you are unattractive

The only reason hookers exist is because of man's desire to mate

I'm only 20 but should I wait to get a hooker or actually try to get a girlfriend? I never want to turn towards a hooker and I always told myself I would make at least my first one mean something, but college has shown me that is impossible for me. I was always bullied and picked on in school and I don't know how to fight so I usually get fucked up and I've had social anxiety and depression for a long time now. I thought maybe once I get to college things will be different. But, since freshman year my roomate has been banging his girlfriend while I'm 10 feet from him laying in bed and I have him again for my upcoming junior year and I suspect things will be the same way. I don't even have female friends besides 1 in the game development club and 2 in the anime club. I'm pretty much set up to be fucked for life.

I've been there. You'll eventually lower your standards and bang a few of those below average chicks until you find a way out.

> Getting bullied and picked on in college

Seriously? Who bullies outside of fucking high school? Are you doing something bad enough to actually still be getting into fights with people over that kind of thing?

Also
> I don't even have female friends
> Except I have 3

? At worst ask them to introduce your to their other female friends or something.

fuck off blogposter

Maybe change roommates or go on a double date with one of the girls' friends?

>Literally every living thing in earth's history has had reproduction as its primary motivation for living

this is wrong. there are people who can't reproduce and have a purpose in life. You didn't think this through.

Just take a two week holiday in Thailand and slay some bar girls, you'll come back with enough sexual experience to make it with regular girls.
But beware, once discover how overrated sex is you'll come to realise the shit you have to put up with from normal girls makes it not worth the effort unless you love her.

There is no other purpose other than reproducing. The rest is lies to make yourself feel better

> Thailand
> "Girls"

user...

There is no purpose at all. The universe does not care what reproduces and what doesn't.

Well considering the world is over populated I can just kms

>he fell for the pussy meme

>there are people who can't reproduce and have a purpose in life

A secondary purpose, sure, but you've still removed their primary purpose. Your primary purpose as a human is to reproduce whether you like it or not. If you are unable to then you find other shit to occupy your time but there is a reason why 40+ year olds without kids are looked as as sorry fucks and are sad.

Having a child makes a person more miserable.

The primary purpose of a person is whatever they define it to be. There are people who have children who kill themselves and there are perfectly happy bachelors. Not every people is going to be happy having a child. It's a simply a life choice. What makes you believe that purpose of a person is to reproduce when we are capable of many things beyond that?

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>I would make at least my first one mean something
Are you literally a teenage girl, jesus christ, just go fuck a prosto if you've got the money.
>I'm pretty much set up to be fucked for life.
Why?

There is basically no difference between being a virgin at forty or twentyfive.

I wonder who is behind this post

Wtf I love jewish statistics now

>Having a child makes a person more miserable.
No, (You) were a piece of shit kid which is why your parents hate themselves.

I don't agree with that mindset or behavior, it's not a relationship or anything at that point, you're her minion (practically) and will do anything to keep her. but it is a common thing, men who were raised to believe women were
>fairer
>nurturing
>delicate
>wise
That they're so lucky to have one, they have to treat her perfectly to keep her. Countless, tens of thousands of forms of media that people consume, across genres and mediums, women are nice and innocent and deserve the best. once you realize they're just another god damn human like a guy is, then it becomes easier to say "no" and have some balls

if you're being stupid memester referring to ladyboys then fuck off. I've been to Thailand and they'll never trick you into fucking hem. Ladyboys are proud of what they are and won't hide it from you. I fucked tons of petite 8-10's for a fraction of what it would cost to get just one nasty slut here in the states. Thailand is the best place to go my man. Not just for the women, but for the beaches and food as well.

>tfw 25 in 6 months
the point of no return....fuck

You're still young as fuck m8 but you need to get off your ass and do something NOW.

this is obviously a woman, probably a single mother

go back you dumb roastie

based family

25 is grandad tier
I should be married by now

>roastie
Ooo look, this /r9k/ reject escaped its cage.

I was 26, desu though I was a dumb lil bitch & was looking for a woman that was pure as well, found one, but didn't work out.. fucked the next month after we broke up with another girl I went out with a few times... what I'm saying is if you really want your dick in a vag, its not that difficult to make happen.

I'm 33 now btw & try to get laid on 1st or 2nd dates.. I gave up the dream of finding a pure woman to go along with my pure self(at the time)

You're 24 and that's young man. Hell, even 25 is young and you'll look realize it when you look back in your 40's and 50's.

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Hes right tho 25 is old, Kyrie irving already had a nba championship at 24. Do something with your life before its too late

Nah he's right.

It may be an old age to lose his virginity, but it's still young enough to turn your life around and do something about it if he acts quickly enough and starts doing something. You'll never be happy if you compare your life to other people who are far more successful and famous, but you shouldn't underachieve either.

sex is literally the greatest pleasure in life

If you have nothing else in life that is.

nope nothing compares
every young man should travel the world and sex a girl in as many different countries as he can

If it's late to lose his virginity it's late to do pretty much everything else
The older you get the harder to get successful

Yeah like all those times friends come to me crying because some woman left them or some shit, it sure sounds like a fountain of happiness.

nah

So what should we do when we reach that age and realize we missed out on our younger years? Cry, give up and do nothing about it?

i was 15, betas

retreat into self delusion.

>tfw raped by uncle when I was 12

sex is degenerate

so you aren't a virgin, sounds like he did you a favor user

>he's never tried xanax

This. Women naturally want an attractive man to impregnate them. Not a fat ugly manlet. Men just want to fuck.

>finally lose my virginity to a hot girl at 22 but 10 years porn and constant fapping essentially gave me erectile dysfunction
>got bored and tired after 10 minutes
>could barely even cum
>mfw

Wrong, violence is always more pleasurable and rewarding.
t. sexually active third world dude

I know that feel. Too many years of porn and death-grip jacking it. A year and a half down the track and there haven't been any more opportunities.

I had a six year relationship with this girl since I was 17 and we fucked at least three times a week. We broke up and now I'm 24 but I feel like like a loser virgin now.. why do I feel like this? I don't understand it. This thread is depressing the fuck out of me too with some people saying that 25 is old because I'm almost there.

i will most certainly be a 40 y/o virgin if i live that long

kind of a waste since i'm a bit above average looking

someone who is less of a failure should have been born in my body

>comparing yourself to Kyrie fucking Irving

no wonder people on here are miserable

Hey, where the fuck is the greentext?

I compare myself to Julian Casablancas and feel like shit knowing I'm the same age as him when Is This It came out and I haven't published an album with a band yet.

jules is so cool
how does he do it?

Have to be grateful for what you have and be patient building your own talents.

I've been working on it. I completely stopped watching porn and now fap less frequently. It helps a lot. The occasional fap is fine, but porn is horrible for you

we're all above average looking dude, just forever spaghetti spilling shyfags who push away any chance of getting wet and fapping at the thought of actually what could have been later that night

>what actually could have been

most of the women I want to fuck are in serious relationships

Literally me but I'm 21 with no friends and a big guy. I wanted it to be special too, but missed every potential moment because of the internet and porn.

I'm working on it but by the I'm great I'll probably be 24 or 25 and this thread is discouraging me because I'll be old by then. Thanks for the advice though.

It's not abnormal at all for a musician to find success in the 30's or even later.

Nodding on Opiates are imo but it's like comparing Apples and Oranges

here is a you, kid

>it's still young enough to turn your life around
What does this mean? Is having a nice house and career worth the trouble or is "turning things around" corporate shilling? The Dude seems content while Lebowski is a cuck and an asshole.

>we're all above average looking dude

i don't get what you mean by this, people on Sup Forums?

yeah the "everyone on Sup Forums is a fat gross neckbeard" meme is retarded but i'm sure there are still plenty of uglies here

This is a REAL 40 yo mormon virgin, who today, a couple of years later, is still a virgin.

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I was a bit vague but that's because the meaning is different for everyone. I see it as making changes in your unhappy life to build a happier life with better quality. If you work a miserable job that pays six digit figures then quit to work somewhere that you love and pays significantly less, then I consider that success. Doing what I love is what I consider true success, even if it may not seem like it to others.

Not long now, not long now.
At least having a giant belly-reaching beard is justified when you're a wizard.

>get gf
>disliked me being with friends, assumed we were up to no good
>start seeing friends less
>...
>leaves me for having no friends
Why t b q h

PSA: losing your virginity changes nothing
having regular sex changes nothing
I'm just as insecure, chad hating and narcissistic as I was before I started having sex at 21

don't chase ghosts.

Sex is too expensive. And It's not all about the money.

Holy shit I thought I was a sperg but this guy is a thousand times more clueless. At least he's still optimistic, something I don't have.

>Having sex IRL
No, thanks.

>>leaves me for having no friends
She left you for having no friends she liked.