So, have you seen any good movies lately, sir?

>So, have you seen any good movies lately, sir?

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Shoah

I fucking despise when barbers want to talk


I can't hear shit there's a razor near my ear

Say what you want about going to male barbers but I always go to female barbers with big titties.

Why isn't there another Lord of the Rings ever? All there is, is capeshit and "cinematic experiences" with real world political allegories constantly pushing shit when all I want to do is enjoy cinema.

Only fags go to male barbers, if the lady does not have big tiddies it's not even worth the price.

I'm going to the barber this wednesday. What cut should I ask?

"I dont watch unnatural Hollywood kike propaganda sir"

The alt right nazivirgin.

>letting some old busted white man cut your hair

his hands are always shaking

I hate going to the barber's because I have severe dandruff. Wouldn't even care about the social interaction if my scalp didn't flake in a light breeze.

I haven't been to the barber in years because I don't know how to ask for a haircut.

You just had to bring that shit into this thread, didn't you? Fuck off, you butthurt nigger.

>tfw have straight thick hair as a guy

fml

>tfw go exclusively to my local barber's specifically during lunchtime when the owner is on his break and his busty MILF wife is out in the shop doing cuts

helps that she does good cuts too

I hate when they try to talk to you while your mouth is full.

I know there are some pathetic individuals around here, but damn...

Shut up and just fuck my shit up

>not calling me by my proper pronoun as xir
fuck off

This.

How do I ask for this haircut?

>tfw balding bad on the back of my head and get anxiety attacks before going to get it cut
>only places around here have an entirely female staff

To hell with this curse. I'm a good looking guy too

Now this is next level autism

come to think of it, no, not in the last 23 years, but that's just my depression speaking, or so I've been made to believe, but that's a story for another time

Indeed I have.

JUFD-787

thicc

>When she leans over and pushes boob into your face

They know damn well what they're doing.

Try having thick curly brown hair that has its own mind. Every conversation goes:
>Wow there certainly is a lot of it when did you last have it cut?
>Oh a month ago, it grows like bamboo
>hahahahah

I make that fucking comparison every time and I hate myself for it.

I went to chick barbers my whole life, but I was recommended this guy buy someone once and he actually gave me the best haircut I ever had. I don't even think that guy was gay either.
Entertain that it may be true that guys should get their hair cut by men and girls with women.

>what kind of haircut you want senpai?
just Das Reich my shit up

I hate making small talk so I just cut my hair at home. The only tricky part is doing the back of your neck.

My barber only talks about sports thankfully

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP PHAM

Literally show them a picture of literally anyone you retard

This is why I only go to Chinese immigrant barbers. They own quite a few barbershops in my area.

>Short in the back and around the ears, save some om top!
Done

I went to the barbers for the first time alone in my life earlier this year.

I'm 26

what cut did you ask for senpai

yeah I watched Rocco's True Anal Stories 15, being a fan of the previous 14

That one where Chuck gives his Seed & Feed to Sneed

real patricians go to female dentists
>tfw she presses her tits on your forehead while violating your mouth with her delicate fingers
those sluts know what they're doing don't they

>tfw have will arnett's hairline
>hair thinning out, can see my scalp if I comb a certain way
>not even 20
can't even grow it out

>being this thirsty

I just buzz my hair at home. Takes like 2 minutes and is basically free.

short on the sides long on the top

they'll most likely know where to go from there since it's been such a popular cut

when you've been doing bowl cuts for so long you don't need to use the bowl anymore

Sauce on the pic?

who is that ?

Disconnected undercut

>not a single reply answering the actual question
OP tried to get an active thread about film discussion but of course Sup Forums has to focus on fucking haircuts

is that a dude?

I said no

is that not an answer? kill yourself

>Only fags go to male barbers

Or people who hate doing small talk

They really dont care man,the barber I go to has only female employees and I'm also balding at the front sides and I actually got used to it.
I'm sure as a barber you would see many balding people.

>tfw go to female barbers because I look better with feminine hair

>he never goes to turkish barbers

What does that have to do with it?
A barber should be able to cut everyone's hair.

what's some essential grandpa-core?

Bullitt i'd say

Female barbers do female haircuts better.

The best haircuts I ever got were from males. I still do females but sometimes, they fuck up.

Also, male barbers tend to be chill and cool guys. AND THEY DON'T FEEL COMPELLED TO CHAT WITH ME DURING IT. I talk before and after generally.

I tend to go to Arabic haircutters so this probably gives me a free piece of candy.

>sitting in absolute silence for thirty minutes while a stranger manhandles your head
This is the opposite of chill and cool, user. It sounds awkward as hell.

There are shampoos. I had a serious case when I was about 13-15. Shampoo'd for a while with something special and it was gone. Never came back.

who bitch this is?

God damn son...

Ask a Mullet and it's good.

I don't watch movies. Just shitpost about them in an Australian Sock Puppet board.

>male barbers are gay
Nah, that's not even remotely true.
You wouldn't assume male CHEFS are gay right?

I guess the media likes to think that gays would take fashion related jobs?

could they give me this cut?

Quinoa.

>red*it frog

Marine haircut ( really short variety)
Undercut ( yoy can joke about hitler youth being the origin of this haircut, in reality it goes way way back.)

@86626496

Thanks for the (You), fag

Fuck the alt-right for ruining my usual haircut.

>bought a hair cutter for €50
>haven't gone to a barber in 2 years
>already made my money back

careful you might get stabbed in the neck over this haircut

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What's the point in replying like this? I think your reply function is broken. I'll do it for you, bro.

30 minutes? What the fuck? It's about 10ish minutes at best. And I sometimes do talk to them.

Besides, the radio is playing.

>going to a salon for a haircut
lol fucking faggot whiteboi.
i've never seen a woman barber in my life.

>mfw mummy is hairdresser

If you're gonna spend money for tits, just go to a strip club, you lonely virgin.

While I enjoy the contact, girl barbers always politely ask me to turn my head and sometime feels like I haven't turn enough or the right way and they are working around the issue. Male barbers will just move my head as they please and get it done.

Had this haircut a few years ago, just asked for a undercut, "nazi style", she laugh and did exactly what I wanted

never been to a barber in my life. how do I ask for this haircut ?

The Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs

Ask for the ol' gabagool.

Just ask your gf

These sort of threads always devolve into 'anons trying to function in the real world' stories.

I actually like those kinda threads.

I don't know if thinking a male barber must be gay means you're a massive homophobe, deep in the closet, or just dumb, but that's a really weird opinion to have user.

best movie ive seen in ages

If your cut is so simple that it takes 10 minutes, you should be doing it yourself.

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Video related.

Right here niggas
Expensive and smells like ass but legitimately fucks dandruff off right good, makes head and shoulders look like shit

Maybe.

>"Give me a Hitler Youth"
There you go, user-kun

just tell them you want to look like richard spencer

>tfw curly hair and never have to go and loos money going to barber
>can just hand comb in the morning
>girls like it

>story for another time
do tell

Yeah, no. Not today Paolo.