Why did everyone friendzone Hermione from the very beginning until Rowling started writing forced fanfiction from the...

Why did everyone friendzone Hermione from the very beginning until Rowling started writing forced fanfiction from the sixth novel (films 6-8) onwards?

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>Why did everyone friendzone Hermione

because she was a know-it-all annoying girl with flaws who only got tempered as she became friends with Ron and Harry and vice versa

it's like you don't know the source material

Because she isn't attractive in the books, and even then she only got interest from the kid that used to bully her because he was even more repugnant.

Why are you even trying to find logic in a childrens series bassd off of one the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Because Hogwarts consists of beta faggos

she literally had plastic surgery in the books and made herself not ugly. Somehow this is totally overlooked by a lot of femshits that think JK Rowling is some kind of liberal visionary.

puberty

i dont recall that
so why didnt hogwarts play quidditch against other schools

"Plastic surgery" is a bit of a stretch, when Malfoy hit her with the teeth enlarging hex Madame Pomfrey shrunk down her teeth again but Hermione intentionally told her to stop when they were smaller than before to get rid of her buck teeth, I don't recall if that made it into the movie.

And Hogwarts is the only magic school in the UK, so organising inter-school Quidditch would involve international travel like the Goblet of Fire or Quidditch world cup, which is an excessive effort for something so small and would impact on their studies.

She changed into something, then when she had Madam Pomfrey change her back she made her jaw smaller and reduced her buckteeth.

Hermione isn't meant to be attractive in the books, she's a pretty average looking girl. Obviously this changed in the movies. Pretty much everyone in the movies is more attractive than in the books, except ironically Harry himself, who is pretty tall in the books but a manlet in the movies. Although tbf this probably helped him convincingly play a teenager despite being well into his 20s by the time the series ended.

>what is floo power
instant travel

Doesn't work internationally, the floo network is controlled by the Ministry of Magic which is UK only (which is why they didn't use it to get Harry away from his muggle relatives in Deathly Hallows).

Nigga you know too much

Whenever you ask something dumb about the Harry Potter universe, the answer is 'because the series was written by a stupid middle aged cunt who had no idea how to write a consistent, logical universe'

>International sports star wants to fuck her brains out hardcore
>suddenly all other girls are jealous and now guys want to slam her ass because their sky soccer star wants to
sounds realistic to me

>why did romance or hints of romance occur when they were 14-17 and not 10-13
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm because it and especially the films were realistic?

I spent my best years reading shitty fanfiction, I'm just glad it's coming in useful.

Krum wasn't interested in her, he only asked her because she wasn't a fangirl, unlike everyone else at the school, but you're right about that being why Ron wanted her. Or possibly he was just jealous of her.

bc she was a nigger

>Because she isn't attractive in the books
Maybe she was black?

Ginny is supposed to be a hot piece of red vixen ass but she is some round jaw "European"

Ron wanted to stick his wand in Krum's rear, then wanted to choose Hermione as last resort because Fleur rejected him. So he started bullying Hermione some more and then Rowling decided to pair these two up for no reason (even though it makes more sense in the books) since Hermione is like an ugly duckling and Ron is the dumb ginger.

>she

She looks like Harry's mother. Proves that Harry always had mommy issues.

Ron was cucked by his brother and some slav
Is he /our guy/

Hermione is a self insert for Rowling.

Doesn't she use magic to make herself look hot in the 4th book? She lost her cute buckteeth, I remember that.

imagine being 'the boy who lived' celebrity and you end up with this 4/10 pale pennywise hair having moon faced thing

Should have picked Luna.

She uses magic to get rid of her buckteeth, but she doesn't become "hot". She's a 6/10 in the books

self inserting as herself

You should stop posting the dullest copypasta in the history of copypastas. Seriously each thread about the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains is now indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy rhetoric, the pasta’s only consistency has been its lack of humor and ineffective use of repetition, all to make trolling unfunny, to make shitposting seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when anons vetoed the idea of using a different image each time: they made sure the pasta would never be remixed or worked upon? just ridiculously profitable cross-thread pandering for (You)s. The Harry Potter copypasta might be anti-kino (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Banepost in its refusal of innovation, applicability and funniness. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>b-but it's board culture though

"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the pasta is terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time it is posted, the user merely changes the first sentence. I began marking on the back of an envelope every time this was the only attempt made to contextualize it to the topic of the thread. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Sup Forums's mind is so governed by cliches and stale memes that it has no other style of shitposting. Later I read a lavish, loving review of the Harry Potter copypasta by a Redditor. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these anons are shitposting about Harry Potter on Sup Forums, then when they get older they will go on to make memes on Reddit. And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you use the "Harry Potter" copypasta you are, in fact, being trained to make Reddit memes.

>friendzone

Because they were kids, and they didn't start falling in love until they hit puberty.

>Implying someone like Hermione would fall in love with Ron Weasley. The films made no sense at all regarding that.

I didn't imply that.

You should stop posting the second dullest copypasta in the history of copypastas. Seriously each thread about the copypasta and his autistic spammers as they copy and paste is now indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the inconsistent images, the only certainty has been the lateness at which the pasta is posted.

Perhaps the die was cast when the one (1) user that posts this deemed to use a different and unrelated image each time: making sure the pasta was only recognizable by the samefagging replies. Just ridiculous what a samefag you are, as if those (You)s have any merit. The Harry Potter copypasta reply copypasta might be anti-pasta (it surely is), but it is certainly anti-anti-Sneedpost in its refusal of humor, wit, and will to keep spamming the same unfunny shit all the time. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>b-but its better than Harry Potter copypasta

"Brap!"

The writing is Reddit, the pasta is cancer. As I read, I notice that every time it is posted, the image changes. I began to save the images to a folder I titles "Reddit Cancer." I stopped only when I had to delete the folder to make space for more tranny porn. I was horny. When you use the "Harry Potter copypasta copypasta" you are in fact being trained to make 9gag memes.

>"Brap!"

Prisoner of Azkaban Hermione was best Hermione

faggot

because she was seen as a haughty know-it-all who was generally not attractive (in b1 tit was stated the only thing not unkempt was her teeth).

>faggot

yeah, hideous...how does he even get it up?

Disgusting. Even covering up half her face doesn't hide it.

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Her face favors one of the middle panels in those timeline pictures of methadone addicts.

>rich
>surfs
>directs

admit it, she's the best HP girl

'cause she was black.

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But both are vastly inferior to the beauty Padma's actress became.

the fast forward is the greatest thing in both the books and the movies
it ends on the schlockiest low note possible and for some reason everyone looks like they're contemplating suicide

is that the one who got branded and labelled a whore and had the shit beaten out of because she defied the holy scripture of the world's no. 1 religion of peace?

Yes, by her father and brother, but apparently she's reconciled with her father. It was due to dating a Hindu.

It was due to defying the holy scripture of the world's no.1 religion of peace, by dating a Hindu.

Whitey is alrighty, but I'd be in a hurry to lockdown a curry!

Proof that Ron was a closet homo

source?

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When 22, Azad's father and brother attacked her because of her relationship with a non-Muslim man (he was Hindu).[4][5] She was branded a prostitute by her brother and her father was said to have threatened to take her to Bangladesh and force her into an arranged marriage.[6]

On 29 June 2010, Azad's father, Abdul Azad, and brother, Ashraf Azad, appeared in Manchester Magistrates' Court, charged with threatening to kill her.[7] They were released on bail. Azad's brother was charged with "assault occasioning actual bodily harm", whilst Azad stayed with friends in London.[4][8] On 20 December 2010, Azad did not attend court when the prosecution accepted her brother's guilty plea to assault occasioning actual bodily harm and a judge ruled both men were not guilty of threatening to kill Azad.[9] On 21 January 2011, Azad's brother was imprisoned for six months.[10]


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> No Indian twins: Too complicated
> No Luna Lovegood: 10/10 by Irish standards
> No Fleur Delacourt: Stacey material

Is Hermione Granger really the only amazing girl in Harry Potter?

*crickets*

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Can somebody make an Emma Watson pic with her in each Harry Potter movie?

fuck why does this tranny look so much like richard dawkins

no.

How soft are Hermoine's soles?

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Hermione Granger in Philosopher's Stone

>Author specifically uses a gender neutral styling for her name to sell more books
>Female protag only considered attractive by the cast after using magic to change her face
>Forces studios to only cast English actors
>All straight white cast
>After becoming rich author refuses to to house refuges in her 14 bedroom room mansion

How did this bigot become the liberal queen of twitter?

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Hermione Granger in Chamber of Secrets

Prisoner of Azkaban, that's it folks

greatness awaits you

Even the pedos in hollywood knew she was at her hottest in the third film.

Hermione is hot in all of them you fucking faggots

>"No!"

because shes irritating
and she didnt warm towards anyone herself

>Mixing your pure wizard genes with a filthy muggle and sullying an ancient lineage stretching back thousands of years

Even the author knew people are instinctively disgusted at racemixing and had Harry hook up with Ginny instead.

Except in the movies where she does chill out by the middle of the first movie and is a bro in the second. The third she's time traveling and cranky bc she's aging extra on less sleep.

She's stunning in every Harry Potter film. But I preferred her overly focused personality better in the first 3 films. In the 4th and 5th she shoved off her priorities and in the 6th, 7th and 8th films she became nothing more but a fanfiction love ploy so that useless ginger could have half a decent storyline. In the books Hermione was supposed to be geeky, annoying and ugly and Ron was just... Ron; so it worked well. But in the films the relationship was forced since there's no way someone like that (not to mention her being bullied by Ron for years) would fall for him all of a sudden

A CUTE
but an ugly ginger too

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Nah I liked Hermione she only got the backburner in 4 or 5. In 6 and particularly 7.1 she is just like normal hermione. She is more caricature in the first four and more chill and normal in the last four but she still has spergy episodes. Pretty cute in hallows part 1

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>02-17-1991
fucking americans

thanks

(Cont) I liked ron and hermione in the books and films. They still bantered well in the films and seemed to like eachother like for instance at the end of chamber of secrets. Opposites can attract and we all know ron isn't that stupid but he just acts very lax.

Hermione Granger in Deathly Hallows Part 1

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Hermione Granger in Deathly Hallows Part 2

Is the hp universe a socialist state?

harsh brotha damn

ayo hol up

*rubs tip of nose*

you sayin u aint american?

*tugs on bottom lip*

mask u sumthin'

*adjusts nutsack*

where u from?

full richard dawkins mode

actually, they describe that she gets a lot hotter with the years.

I think that they actually did a good casting for her in the movies.

FemDraco should have been harry's love intrest, not some ginger bitch with a forced romance in the last 2 books because JK cant write romance for shit.

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Why would anyone buy produce at Walmart. The ones in my town have the shittiest fucking produce ever. Everything is wilted as fuck.

damn, the actor for luna in the movies was a shit cast.

>gets turned into female via magic
>is female the entire time and is taking potions to appear male
which is less cuter/less /d/

>Throwing in our guys Wes Anderson and Bill Burr
How dare you.

I agree, Hermione should've been paired up with Chamber of Secrets Tom Riddle. I'm sure he'd make an exception for the whole mudblood thing.