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>give me the polyjuice potion dammit, it's my turn to be Luna Lovegood and get gangbanged!

But there are no televisions or films in the wizarding world

fuck white wizards and fuck voldrumpf

Did you see McGonagall last week?

I wonder what her feet smell like

>he read yesterdays fanfic

>yesterday
Pretty sure that polyjuice potion idea came up earlier this week LINK PLEASE

>ywn use polyjuice potions to switch bodies with hermione, luna, ginny
>ywn experience getting plowed by your own body while feeling how girls have intercourse

Anyone want to try sneak into the Slytherin girl's dormitory and kiss and suck their soles while they sleep?

We've found a new charm that should allow us to pass through the gender barrier.

sneedium chuckiosa

Hermione's skin is kino

HELP im trapped in one the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

i luve hermione she is so peter sellers tier omg deathly hallows will be kinoooo
LOGAN

Anyone saw Voldermort vs Dumbledore: Dawn Of Justice? Is it wizardkino though?

>board constantly complains about (((((((degeneracy)))))))
>loves it when trap and gay shit is posted
>posts lewd gay and other sexual things all the time
Makes me think

>Sup Forums is one person

only reason i opened this thread desu

>no fun allowed

accio gf

Engorgio my dick :DD

>current year
why aren't you reading fanfiction?

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Underchecked but shit get unlike

>mfw I see a muggle dating a QT witch
ITS NOT FAIR BROS MUGGLE WAR WHEN? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

That was an awful intro.

>mfw when i catch my witch taking the BMC

You should stop posting the dullest copypasta in the history of copypastas. Seriously each thread about the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains is now indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy rhetoric, the pasta’s only consistency has been its lack of humor and ineffective use of repetition, all to make trolling unfunny, to make shitposting seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when anons vetoed the idea of using a different image each time: they made sure the pasta would never be remixed or worked upon? just ridiculously profitable cross-thread pandering for (You)s. The Harry Potter copypasta might be anti-kino (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Banepost in its refusal of innovation, applicability and funniness. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>b-but it's board culture though

"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the pasta is terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time it is posted, the user merely changes the first sentence. I began marking on the back of an envelope every time this was the only attempt made to contextualize it to the topic of the thread. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Sup Forums's mind is so governed by cliches and stale memes that it has no other style of shitposting. Later I read a lavish, loving review of the Harry Potter copypasta by a Redditor. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these anons are shitposting about Harry Potter on Sup Forums, then when they get older they will go on to make memes on Reddit. And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you use the "Harry Potter" copypasta you are, in fact, being trained to make Reddit memes.

nice

what house was tom's father from?
death cucks btfo

this is the best post on Sup Forums for like a year

You should stop posting the second dullest copypasta in the history of copypastas. Seriously each thread about the copypasta and his autistic spammers as they copy and paste is now indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the inconsistent images, the only certainty has been the lateness at which the pasta is posted.

Perhaps the die was cast when the one (1) user deemed to use a different and unrelated image each time: making sure the pasta was only recognizable by the samefagging replies. Just ridiculous what a samefag you are, as if those (You)s have any merit. The Harry Potter copypasta reply copypasta might be anti-pasta (it surely is), but it is certainly anti-anti-Sneedpost in its refusal of humor, wit, and will to keep spamming the same unfunny shit all the time. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>b-but its better than Harry Potter copypasta

"Brap!"

The writing is Reddit, the pasta is cancer. As I read, I notice that every time it is posted, the image changes. I began to save the images to a folder I titles "Reddit Cancer." I stopped only when I had to delete the folder to make space for more tranny porn. I was horny. When you use the "Harry Potter copypasta copypasta" you are in fact being trained to make 9gag memes.

Formerly Banes Tayne and Vayne.

>implying Sup Forums isn't the gayest board behind Sup Forums

Kek

yo this spell is dedicated

You're conflating us with r/The_Donald nu-pol rejects my friend.

>Kek

I got a scholarship to Brakebills! See you Niffin's later.

You think any stressed out student ever jumped off those cliffs.
Did anyone die of overdosing on potions

topkek

Those quints won't remain unchecked

Tom's father was a muggle. He didn't attend Hogwarts

True

>Surely you didn't think I was going to keep my filthy Muggle father's name?

That's the joke, you fucking retard.

Speaking of which, anyone got any good squib stories? I saw one the other day that got away from his handler. He tried to use a wand and ended up giving himself explosive diarrhea, shit was cash

whats wrong with Steven king

source??

She looks like Dakota Skye

Sup Forumsvirgins, r/Donald cucks etc. are bigots and just upside down sjws, what else is new