Past a certain age, a man without a family, can be a bad thing

>Past a certain age, a man without a family, can be a bad thing
Is he right though?

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Yes, unless you're a really successful millionaire or some shit
Your time limit for "figuring it out" ends at 32~

yeah they either become sex addicted perverts or they become insane

I don't know. Why are you asking me?

I'm around that age and in that position and can confirm it's a bad thing.

4 more years for me

i'm 27 and i never even kissed a girl or had a friendly/casual conversation with a girl/woman that isnt related to me

Do they not teach Americans how commas are used properly?

Are you fat?

This unless you're Bruce Wayne or at least Patrick Bateman, you really need a good reason not to start a family.

He's right. If you're over 25 and unmarried, you're a menace to society.

No, we have to figure it out for ourselves for the most part.

Unless you're a successful entrepreneur, I say yeah. I'm 26 and in a relationship, and I honest to God feel that some of the mundane responsibilities a relationship imposes has helped me to stay balanced and aware of people around me. It's basically having a necessary social unit, without which you naturally recede from normal society. Just my two pennies.

>or they become insane
looking forward to it t.b.h.

Sames.
I'm fit. Theres plenty of fat/ugly/manlet/dicklet/unemployed/dumb people with gfs and normal social lives. It can't be that.

>fit
I don't believe you.

Men don't have a biological clock like women do retard.

Visit /fit/ from time to time. It's just /r9k/ but with abs.

>t. has never browsed /fit/
It simply doesn't work. Still a good hobby tho.

Well, I'm 25 yo and currently doing my MBA. Even though I do have a good reason not to be committed at all as I have to study a lot for my A's and also work part-time, many people do give me weird looks and "ask questions".

That's why I created my fictitious fiancée. I even acquired a gold ring from a local jewelry store with "her" name inscribed.

Now all of my fellow students, professors and even some friends think I'm engaged. It's ridiculous. Ridiculously effective, especially for job interviews and it makes you more attractive for chicks.

why are you making these threads everytime?
this and the 40 year old virgin movie threads. Same theme.

virginshaming? are you a woman?

Old single men who are not genuinely retarded are either useful genius inventors or more likely perverted schizoids.

Eh. I don't know. When I got out of my relationship, I suddenly had a sea of time. I got to focus more on my studies and did better, got more time for games, generally had more free time so I felt more at ease. Eventually it does get a little lonely, maybe, but I wouldn't say I was unhappy. My productivity was immense during that time.

>listening to any kind of advice Cole gives about "family", just to ironically destroy his family himself cause his dick does most the thinking
That pastanigger does some good writing tbqh

I understand. The thing is, before my current relationship, I took a year long break after a breakup from someone with whom I'd been for 4 years. I enjoyed it at first, but the loneliness eventually got to me. I didn't have trouble finding a one night stand, but those were fleeting and made me feel worse. It depends on the person, of course, and either way you either gain or lose something. For myself, it turned out I liked having someone versus not. I'm sure there are plenty of people who are content being single, but I'd argue that in the long run they're the minority. Relationships are hard work, but once you have a strong one it beats having all the time to yourself. But again, that's just the preference I've discovered for myself.

M-Me too, user

i didn't socialize enough when i was a child, after a few bad experiences i just mainly kept to myself reading books and watching movies while other people were socializing.

i realize now i have made a huge mistake. i am literally unable to socialize with other people, i feel like an alien when i meet people. there is no way i am going to find a decent partner so settle down with.

still, life is pretty good.

This. The joke was nearly every time Marty talked about family, it was juxtaposed with his philandering.

You're socializing with us now. Books are a pretty good way to spend your time. Movies (mainly superhero ones) are pretty much the ultimate normie experience these days. You're alright, mate. No need to talk down to yourself.

yeah i have good days and bad days, today was a bad day.

anyway, maybe we'll make it, maybe we won't. no reason to stop trying.

You were literally me until this point

>still, life is pretty good

why not both

ah yes, the ol' "you don't know her, she goes to a different school" trick

I'm 34 and I've never had any kind of relationship and I have no friends. What do normal people (like my family) honestly think about people like me? Pity or disgust?

He didn't say we did you 32 year old autist

No

It's too convenient to stay single though. I move and travel frequently thanks to being an officer in the army. Getting a depend-o-potamous on my back would just get aggravating as shit

well i mean, it is. my health is top notch. no pain, no illnesses. i exercise and eat healthy, it's easy to do. takes no skill or money. i have a comfortable, safe life, roof over my head. i know people in their mid20s and 30s who complain about their health, to the point where it's what they usually talk about. at least i'm not there.

and i do love reading and watching movies and series, listening to music. hiking, camping, exercise, a little bit of traveling. even Sup Forums. most of my days are good.

only thing i'm missing is a relationship. sometimes i get sad when i see couples together at the cinema, especially young ones, or some guy walking his son or daughter at the beach. i'd like that.

but it's literally my only problem, even if it's big.

It works incredibly well. Especially if you've sociopathic tendencies like me and keep the strings detached from your surroundings. That way you can create illusions and artificial identities that no one can see through.

Are you Don Draper?

>What do normal people (like my family) honestly think about people like me? Pity or disgust?
Suspension, either they think your gay or a pedophile

what happens when your friends want to see her.

stfu edgy cunt

>What do normal people (like my family) honestly think about people like me? Pity or disgust?

Nothing.
They probably don't give you much thought at all. Since you're a social recluse, you probably don't cross people's minds all that often. But when you do, they might assume that you're just a private person and that you have a modest social life they simply don't see.
Then they go back to thinking and talking about people more relevant to themselves.

t. a recovering social recluse.

if you're ugly/weird then they'll just assume that's the case, i guess. if you're normal then they'll probably think you're either gay or secretly weird. worst case scenario, they'll think you're a self-pitying lazy bastard.

>Especially if you've sociopathic tendencies like me

If you can't contain your autism near them they'll think you have issues.
If you're a normal person and act normal towards them and hide your powerlevel they'll think you have a social life they're not aware of.

Normies just can't fathom the idea of someone not clinically insane not having any friends at all and not going out sometimes.

>not being married at 25 is strange in ameriburger culture

Jesus fucking christ what the fuck is you guys problem, it's like you live in another world

I always find a good excuse. Sometimes when I'm on business trips, for example, I talk to strange women in strange cities and ask them to take a picture with me. Harmless cheek kissing stuff or looking into a sunset. I make sure you cannot recognize their faces clearly and they all have the same stature, head shape, color, style, etc. Then I post these pictures on my separate social media accounts for educational and work-related contacts and low-level friends to solidify my house of cards.

You're just jealous, but that's okay. You can still learn from the Maestro, you just need to accept and embrace your noviciate first.

20, never seen a vagina. Time is a flat circle I guess.

You saw one when you were born. I saw the same one last night and believe me when I tell you that it hasn't aged well.

not much to look at 2bh
best thing about losing my virginity was the sheer adrenaline rush. after i was done my arms and hands were shaking like i was high on some obscure drug, and it felt like i had molten lava in my veins, i was so warm. possibly because it wasn't a planned thing, it just came out of nowhere.

It's not an 'american' thing.

Ha ha, oh BOY folks, we got a real firecracker here with us today.
Stay tuned for more hilarity after these messages.

I disagree with Cole on that one. Time is not a flat circle. It's a flat spiral with the illusion of being a circle. It ends as it begins: nothingness.

Well my eyes saw it but my brain didn't.

Man can't lose virginity. He has nothing to lose, physically. You can say mental virginity, or like "the time I placed my penis into vagina" but you haven't lost anything.

After having sex you feel good but disappointed at the same time because it's not the solution to your problems as you previously thought.

You're still super young dude. It'll happen.

>You saw one when you were born
Wrong, you most likely had your eyes closed and if you didn't you saw a pinkish blob

This. I also had painful friction burns on my knees for like a week after.

i lost my status as a virgin. whatever, it's a thing we say, stop being weird.

It is a flat circle for what it was supposed to meant. The metaphor of eternal recurrence. Those little kids who were raped will happen again in some other part of the world at another time. People act the same way age after age. Haven't you seen Pompeian shitposting? You think this thing we are doing now is new?

It's an anglo thing?

It's just an expression, you fuck
Like how if a girl has a broken hymen from horseback riding and has sex for the first time, she's lost her virginity, not from when she broke her hymen.

The sex addiction drives them insane

>eternal recurrence
This is what I question and mean by saying spiral instead of circle. I think there will be an end and it will result in nothingness.

I'm 29
Single, alone
Trying to work on it
Did i mention I'm successful

Just like after masturbation.

yes otherwise you'll just spend your time shitposting and playing video games and masturbating and eating whatever you want whenever you want

Don't worry, his friends all live 'in another county' as well

Ditto.

Unless you are wealthy or really good looking or charming, you won't be able to snag a breedable girl in her twenties. Only desperate post-wall roasties

Some do. Previous business contacts and fellow students. They are the easiest to fool. A waterproof timeline is more than sufficient. However, there are some people I regularly play squash or work out or party with who tend to be a bit more questioning. I think sooner or later I have to hire a wife-on-demand for some public events.

There are girls with that same experience you could look for.

>30+: doom.
>40+: DOOM

Yes he does! He loses inhibition! I dare you to look someone directly in the eye and tell him he's a virgin and if he is you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back : "I've been found out"

The term is water-tight not waterproof you fucking dunce

It's prevalent in different cultures. I worked in a lot or different restaurants in my early 20s and I 've gotten strangd looks from chinese, caribbean folk, hispanics, ethiopians, etc. for not at least being engaged by then.

we all want the best partner we can get, and i seriously doubt anyone would ever want me. now that online dating has become ubiquitous, we have huge catalogs of single people to choose from, and everyone wants the best. do i really want someone who only wants me because she thinks that's the best she can get? i don't know.

Fuck the pic. You can become normie if you never ask yourself any kind of question. Normie = animal, literally. Living by the instincts, being a common society block is probably the worst thing, and the funniest part they don't even realise it. On the other hand, the guys who asked themselves questions but doomed at the age of 30 deserve it. They did not carry the weight of existing. Just be like Rust. That's the best way of living.

Being a kissless virgin at 23 I can safely say it has permanent damage to one's mental health

I don't work right around women, I can't talk about sex with friends, I have pretty low self-esteem

It's just bad, it's such a shame

Unlike you, I'm bilingual, so please don't go full grammar nazi on me with your bean counting. Thanks.

32 year old here,
I have no desire to start a family ever.
Which is why I made myself unlovable.

Now you're just being dishonest en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_age_at_first_marriage

Wikipedia destroying bullshit on Sup Forums since 2007

Does that service actually exist? Like, really pretty women pretending to be your gf for money (no sex) in family gatherings and reunions so you can remove the stigma from your life? That sounds like good business considering there are really pretty 10/10 women who wouldn't try prostitution but would do that definetly. How is it called?

Well that's pathetic.

It's called "escorting", and it can be hideously expensive, way more than prostitution because escorts are stuck up hot cunts.

>tfw 28 year old virgin

But I thought escorts included sex

It's called escort. This business is almost as old as prostitution itself. I'm sure you can negotiate better conditions, if you're a trusted long-term customer.

>tfw 30 year old virgin
>tfw could have had casual sex once but turned it down because i was scared

just make it all up man, that's what I'm doing
as long as you're not ugly as literal sin people will buy it

They surely won't force you into sex lol, if you just want company for an event.

I turned down two opportunities because I just wasn't that attracted to them. Was still probably the best decision, even if it sucks.

35 here.
Haven't fuck in 4 years.
True Detective may be on to something.

that's what they want you to think
i guess technically it's a loophole term to avoid prostitution laws, you pay for company, which is legal. but there is no guarantee for sex. which i found out after paying $500 + dinner, because i wanted a "fancy" prostitute.

I think in the scene, correct me if I'm wrong, the commas were used to portray pauses in his sentence. I guess "..."s would've worked better in that case.

>True Detective may be on to something.

You're an idiot if you don't see that it is deeper than that

The message is amazing fir a reason