Why dont you like Jon?

Why dont you like Jon?

"Hes to small"

MANLETS BLOWN OUT SO HARD ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO RECOVER

>"Hes to small"

Englishets, when will they learn?

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>she clearly likes him
>they have sex in the next ep

Manlets win once again.

There is no way he is 5'8"

Everyone sage, 0/10 not funny

spotted the manlet

This

Satire

She means his dick, she's used to Drogo or dragons

>fantasy series

in the end he still slayed though. try again, lanklet.

Is it just me or was she hot as fuck this episode

Right? My wife's son is 5'8" and I'm only an inch shorter than he is.

I WANT DANY TO LOOK AT MY PENIS CHUCKLE AND CALL IT SMALL

this is the reason he didn't get on the dragon later in the episode

props to D&D for dropping subtle hints

I guess Reddit must be boring tonight, I can see a lot of you migrated over to Sup Forums tonight. So are the GoT discussions on Reddit not as riveting as ever tonight? Guess not.

A woman that says she would never bang a type of guy and then proceeds to bang that type of guy, especially in the very near future... is Daenerys the most accurately portrayed woman in the history of television?

why are all wolves manlets?

>TFW I'll never forget the time a girl took me to go see Breaking Dawn with her
>We were 18
>I was the only guy in the theater
>All the girls were between 12-15
>The scene where he takes his shirt off
>Every girl screamed in excitement
>I cringed and covered my ears

I still remember like it was yesterday, and it's horrible.

I saw New Moon with my little sister, one of the worst theater experiences of my life. Everytime something important happened in the movie, every fucking tween would start shouting and having full blown conversations.

Well let's count ourselves thankful we didn't have to go see 50 shades of gray, I'd hate to be the poor bastard who got dragged to see that with his wife/girlfriend, unless it made your wife/girlfriend horny I suppose? Heard some crazy stories of women masturbating in the theater or leaving wet marks on the seats.

great opportunity to heckle

I was in Austin, Texas meeting a girl and her friends at the Alamo Drafthouse and I had to see some Twilight movie, I dunno which one.

I drank so much I did what suggested. I heckled like mad.

Did not get laid that night. Never even saw that chick again. Can't even remember her name.

Does it matter when she's a womanlet?

Manlets = Big dicks 99% of the time

Suck that faggots. My dick is 20cm long.

>BTFO

Them having hot nasty sex next week kinda kills that part.

>womanlet

is this some kind of manlet counter-propaganda?

Alright, I am just going to say this ONCE. LAY OFF the "manlet" jokes, FOR GOOD. Or there will be GRAVE consequences for Sup Forums.

She's 5'2 he is 5'8

>Not using that opportunity for freshly plucked cunny

I think you are lost newfriends. Is reddit slow tonight?

>wow that kills it for me that's sad
>Lautner could stop making movies now and still be more rich than these women will ever be
>even if he's only remembered for Twilight people will still know his name for generations
>these cunts will live boring lives and accomplish nothing, and will be forgotten immediately after they die
>they will only live normie lives and never experience the life that fame gives you

Just because a woman's short doesn't mean she doesn't deserve a tall man like everyone else #beautyatanysize

Women under 5'5" may as well be children, they already have the mentality to fit.

lmao manlets use cm so their number is bigger when thats just 3 inches LOL

yeah but at least they'll have tall husbands

you can't make this up folks

My penis is 13 inches long

sub 6ft manlet detected

turbo manlet detected

I'm 6'4" and would trade 12 inches of height for financial independence or even a great career with job security.

Jon doesn't want that worn out pussy anyways, knowing she's been plowed by a horselord and some sellsword

The point was that these ugly whores act all high and mighty but are really nobodies who will never be cared about outside of a group of maybe 20 people. They are scum and don't work for anything.

I'm 5'10" and I wouldn't trade 6 inches for that. The 5'4" manlets I know would do anything for an extra few inches -- anything.

>Lautner could stop making movies now and still be more rich than these women will ever be
Either of those girls could spend three years in Dubai and be richer than Taylor Lautner

>I'm 6'4" and would trade 12 inches of height

what did the world do to you? how could you possibly say that? you don't realize the gift you have, you must be a tortured soul

5'4" manlet here, who also feels superior to 5'6"-5'9" guys
Not white though, so I don't have to deal with that nightmare

yet she's so thirsty for him. she probably tenderly massaged his dick with her small hand while he was unconscious on the boat.

>5 foot 2
>5 7 normal height man still looked down upon

Why do girls want to feel completely dominated and overpowered? 5 inches of height is fucking plenty.

that's my friend's height, he often talks about how little respect he's given. it really seems to bother him and i can understand why. people treat him like he's a little kid sometimes. especially drunk girls

I'm 5,8 and women always tell me I have a thicker and longer dick than guys a lot taller than me. They're surprised and then make fun of the little dicked taller guys who think they're hot shit when a girl will never be pleasures by them. Funny as fuck. I'd rather be short and have a huge dick than a tall skinny cunt with a tiny baby cock lmao

/s

>>even if he's only remembered for Twilight people will still know his name for generations

You retarded? People don't even remember him now, only twilightfags know who he is off the top of his head. He has money that could last him a lifetime but he was already forgotten when it ended.

isnt jon snow like 5'8 though?

in 's mind children are going to be asking us when we're 80 about taylor lautner. he's living in a cartoon world

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when will they learn?

Why does it matter if he's a manlet if she's a womanlet too? She would look worse next to a normal sized man.

>My gf is taller than me
>Whenever I'm standing on something which makes me taller she says, "Enjoying being taller?"

I just smile and tell her she'll get it later.

What? Her bull's BBC?

Can confirm the 6'6" upper cutoff on that scale

>tfw 6'3
>Would give 12 inches to stop balding

>triggered incel
kek

that description is actually pretty accurate and unbiased

Im suprised nobody realised that manlet shaming threads are just reddit raids, there was even a screencap of it floating around

lol thats definitely not true

respect isn't given, it's taken. Tell your friend to quit whining about how his height makes people look down on him and start doing something about it by improving other categories of his life.

because your height only gets you so far when your a college dropout living in your moms attic

>I KNOW NO GOD WOULD HAVE A PECKER SO SMALL

I'm not balding, but many women find balding manly, i've seen it a lot.
If you got some good stubble and muscles, you will drown in pussy.

>I was raped by a huge man and now only huge men can satisfy me.
Well that's one way to get over the trauma I guess.

dude this has actually been the only thing ive looked forward to since tyrion's arc with his pops: the hopeless romance between jon and dany. you know danys gonna do some shit or they're gonna find out they're half siblings but omg so tragic so beautiful whyy

Do they know he's a gay and ostracized in Hollywood because he stood up against Bryan Singer?

tv has ruined literally everything for me so much so that the first thing i thought when i heard this line was how many threads there were gonna be exactly lile this one

>t.manlet

Jon is getting more shit for being short than Tyrion at this point. I have to wonder if it's all leading up to a big dick joke when he fucks Dany.

yeah he's at least 5'10

>shaming people for their weight which they can control is wrong
>shaming people for their height which they can't control is ok
Why is the left so hypocritical?

>Even girls are now this tall
Because they all wear massive fucking heels.

Why do they have to wear such high heels?

To be 'taken seriously'. Honestly, both genders agree on one point; height is power in society.

to make sure they don't fall for manlets

Nah she's going to complain about how little white dicks can't compare to dothraki ones

>that's the joke

Manlets are worse than terrorists imo.

Why wont they learn?

In what way?

Plz respond

5'11 here, which is actually perfectly average but I do wish I was taller.

they live their pathetic lives angrier than any terrorist you will ever see
just this tiny ball of unstoppable rage
at least terroristy stop and quietly pray every few instances of the day

lol haha

More powerful men throughout history were manlets than weren't.

It doesn't matter. She's trying to deflect the topic.

>tfw growth hormone deficiency ala Andy Milonakis
>tfw probably because my parents had me in their 40s like dumbasses even though doctors apparently repeatedly told them not to have a child (this is according to my mom)
>tfw I have the appearence of a 13 year old boy at 22 years old
>tfw literally 5'3" and 125 pounds
>tfw I've been bullied and excluded my entire life
>tfw obviously a virgin, I'll never be taken seriously by a woman
>tfw I'll probably be carded at bars well into my 40s

I want this pain to end right fucking now. Why God? Why have you forsaken me?

Just find a woman that's like 5'2"
Also stop caring about your height, it's obvious as fuck when someone really cares about it and is very self conscious. (That's what will repulse women)

My dad is like 5'4" and I'm alive.

>gay sex
>I'm 5'11, he's like 5'10
>we're both 7"+, I'm slightly bigger so he's giving me little complements
>"You know short guys like us tend to be hung"
>short
>guys
>like us

Dwarfs (including Peter Dinklage) have been in successful relationships with people taller than they are, if you can't do the same you're a pussy

just exercise manlets. thats how you get taller

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show me that cock

That only makes sense if you were getting buttfucked by a negro. That is pretty short for a negro