Was Doug in the friend zone?
What the fuck was patti's problem?
Was Doug in the friend zone?
What the fuck was patti's problem?
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they're in the fucking 6th grade or someshit
Imagine all the cuck porn if this was made today
Doug is a beta manlet with autistic tendencies.. why would a girl ever get wet for him?
I assumed they were in the 8th-9th grade. Their parents let them go out alone and they had parties
It was a different time.
the creator of doug actually had a patty in real life and legitimately cucked himself look it up
there weren't so many niggers around back then
the girl is just as autistic as him
patty is a girl jock.
She wasn't on Sup Forums like she should've been.
Patti didn't do anything wrong, Doug was a little bitch and never made a move, at all. How the fuck is she suppose to go down on dog when she doesn't get the cue?
Reminder that Skeeter was blue because niggers weren't allowed in cartoons til Hey Arnold ruined everything
Gearald was one of the GOAT cartoon best friends faggot
Simpsons had black characters
he's completely forgettable, cuck. when i think of hey arnold i don't think of gerald
>they're in the fucking 6th grade or someshit
I was already kissing girls and getting handjobs form them and sticking my fingers in their vaginas when I was in the 6th grade.
Lol gtfo Trumptard, everyone knows Gerald is a bro
DUDE BASED
That's nasty, they haven't even hit puberty by then . You must come from a broken home to be doing that shit
This. People like to think that millennials/gen Z are degenerate but they are having way less sex than 10,20,30 years ago. The 80s/early 90s was probably the peak of childhood sexuality. Growing up in upstate NY where there was nothing to do there wasn't a single kid who hadn't at least got his dick sucked by the 6th grade.
Trump is a huge Gerald fan though. Where the fuck you getting your info?
was she black?
No, Patty is a Filipina
I JUST realized doug is shorter than patti. Jesus, it all makes sense.
She was Egyptian.
they're in sixth so he's gonna get bigger than patti
hard to be sure. here's the inspiration.
Maybe she doesn't want to fuck him, he's a nice guy but he's a complete autismo. She probably didn't want to have a bunch of little tard babies.
I went to an inner city school in Chicago and kids were fucking all over the place. Even non-black girls get pregnant before the 8th grade and dropped out of society. This was in the 90's when people actually watched Doug or fun and not nostalgia. It's not a stretch to imagine kids today fingering and jacking each other off.
>Their parents let them go out alone and they had parties
It was also a cartoon.
Inner city? So people with the iq thats more animal than human?
Yeah, that's them.
Trips make it true.
>Mayonaise
doug should've been fucking his sister
Best character coming thru.
What race was he? (see: that nose)
/ourguy/
latino although that isn't a race
DOUG FASTER
Yes, since like most betas in the friendzone he got there by never acting on his attraction to Patti in any real way
if he asked her out at any point she might have said yes, but he's spent the entire time he's known her being a bitch so it'd never happen
Did they fug?
(((Klotz)))
Is that the episode where he goes around being an emotional tampon to all the girls? "Are you okay? Do you want to talk about it?" Jesus, no wonder Patti never let him out it in.
Kek
It all makes sense now
I don't know about you but I don't want to think about kids fingering and jacking off. Call me a traditionalist.
>What the fuck was patti's problem?
His name was Doug.
Well, the inspiration's last name is (((Schroeder))).
Dylan Farnum daydream, brah.