/got/ - The Eternal General

Previously: What wrong with his face - Edition

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=ffEjSCyY4aU
youtube.com/watch?v=pGJNkw6qOng
youtube.com/watch?v=yx9dRL1BCCQ
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Our girl.

youtube.com/watch?v=ffEjSCyY4aU

D&D were not hired to write GOT plot from scratch. They were hired to adapt books.

Period.

And here we are, 7 years after they signed on to be the producers, and no books. Just a few "notes" from GRRM. IMO, D&D have done an amazing job bringing the series to life. They didn't sign up for this, but they're charging ahead with a purpose and trying their best to do the show justice. They've produced 7 amazing seasons in 7 years and what has GRRM done? Nothing.

BOOKFAGS BTFO

Why did Jorah tell Jon it would have been right for Ned to execute him and that he brought shame to his house?
What did he do to deserve punishment?
Did Jorah's father get sent to the wall as punishment and his son escape?

I HAVE WARNED YOU YA SHITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=pGJNkw6qOng

>mfw I've spent hours watching cheesy got fanvids on youtube

so are there any new leaks you memeloving faggots?

ITT: Normie arguments that piss you off

>"It's a fucking show about magic, dragons and ice zombies! Who cares about teleporting?
>the show has built up to this action for 6 seasons. We earned this.

aaggghh...

yfw the three eyed raven saying to bran that he will never walk again but he will fly is referring to the fact that he is the night king and will fly on viserion

>LEdgy virgin from r/freefolk try to trigger book autists

Bound to work every time

youtube.com/watch?v=yx9dRL1BCCQ

DAMN HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER

>>the show has built up to this action for 6 seasons. We earned this.
That is factually, unarguably true.

>No dragon helicopter lz pickup

Instead they have the white walkers a dragon

SAVE MEEEE RENLYYYYYYYYYYY

GET HIM BRIENNE

Could this sister-fucker save Westeros?

No it's not you fucking faggot

JOOOOON ARRYN TOLD ME SHE'LL MAKE A FINE WHOOOOOREEEEE

HE SAID I'LL NEED HER BOOOOOAAAAAAR ON MY SIDE

>What did he do to deserve punishment?
sold prisoners as slave

>Did Jorah's father get sent to the wall as punishment and his son escape?
no, Jeor Mormont abdicated his title to Jorah and joined the Watch voluntarily. That was before even Robert's Rebellion.

if they were my sisters i'd of fucked them to

NOOO REENLYY SAAAVEEE MEEE AAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

>reading reviews
>even normalfags think this episode is shit and Jonerys doesn't make sense
It's almost like only tumblr and freefolk give a shit, who would've thought.

L I N D A
I
N
D
A

everybody itt except me has an IQ below 80

>"It's a fucking show about magic, dragons and ice zombies! Who cares about teleporting?
I've heard this shit from so many normalfags who are part of the "just turn your brain off" crowd and it makes me want to die

Do they not see how rushed this shit is

DUEL WHEELED

considering how weak the scheming and worldbuilding parts of show were, we're better of with more action than this bullshit

IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR KING

he'd fuck it up even more, burn them all down and then leave his descendants fighting each other

>BAWWWWWWW WHY ARE DRAGONS FIGHTING ZOMBIES IN A SHOW THAT SET UP DRAGONS FIGHTING ZOMBIES BAWWWWW
How does it feel to be an irrelevant, impotent bookfaggot?

GOAT

>hates on the show
>still memes and posts on /got/

fucking autist

stop watching it then and fuck off ruining show discussion

...

this thread is worse than reddit

first time on /got/ ?

go upvote some D&D praise threads on reddit you sub 80 IQ shownigger

WHO /Stannis/ HERE?

>Thank you for the gold, kind stranger!
wtf, redditors actually do this? I thought it was just a meme.

r/freefolk is one of the shittiest subreddits out there.
Nothing more cringy than watching Tumblrtards try to act edgy

>"Don't complain about the thing I like because it changed radically far from the thing you liked!"

in the long night stannis will appear and save everyone

The only reason they still watch it is because they're NEET arseholes who have all the time in the world to waste because they literally have nothing better to do.

biggest dissapointment in the show for me tbqh, both Arthur Dayne and the fact that they couldn't just hire Sean Bean for a little scene

da thicc in da norf

>FOOKIN CUNT KNEELERS
>LE EPIC BOATSEX

Would bend the knee desu.

Is Edmure Tully the hero we deserve?

...

dude, s01 was long time ago. Remember SansaxRamsey nonsence? Remember sand sneks offing Doran for no reason? Remember fucked up Stannis story? Remember how they waste Jaime's character?


Lack of subtle plots makes s07 better than s 4-6

give me a film to watch, Sup Forums, nothing degenerate or depressing

He'll be back

A DOTHRAKI BOAR WITH A WHOOOOOOOOOREEEE IN HIS BACK

Weirdly enough all of my normie friends, who think characters like arya are great, also thinks shit is getting in ridiculous overdrive
Although they dont care about the teleporting, but more that just about any event introduced in one episode is solved in the same, or the next

Heat

A TARGARYEN BOOOOOOAAAAAAR AT THE HEAD OF A DOTHRAKIII WHOOOOOREEEEEE

>Seriously though, has anyone ever read the books and not ended up at least liking him?
In-universe, I mean. A character hated in universe that the audience is meant to sympathise with is too complicated for D and D. Look how badly they fucked up Jaime. Not to mention a character that doesn't overtly change and instead subtly changes and learns to be more pragmatic and sociable, like Stannis does in ADWD.

The characters must have everyone love them. They must be like the Poochy episode of The Simpsons, and other characters must say 'where's Khaleesi' when she's not on screen.

He's dead and he's not coming back sweetie.

How to I get a qt northern slag?

god I want her to suffocate me with those thighs wrapped around my neck

>reddit managed to ruin bobby posting in a span of 3 threads

western fantasy is cancer

If killing a white walker kills all the wights he created, how come no wights fell when Jon killed that WW back in Hardhome?

Muh fuccin dicc

have a Big Baratheon Cock

Because the Night King was controlling all of them.

>show went to shit pretty catastrophically after s4, though signs of rot appeared earlier
>still want to know how it ends and family are into it though only my dad actually likes it
>enjoy /got/ shitposting
>it's only one hour a week
I see no reason to change my present course of action. What kind of non-shitposting/show-hating discussions are you looking to have?

Night King was there to immediately rez the fallen wights, so you never could notice

They died offscreen.

Honest question for bookfags. You all have waited 10 years for the next book and have to watch as the "normies" you despise enjoy a high quality tv show that will actually have an ending and has objectively improved the source material at times (Robb having a romantic reason to betray his vows, removing Robb's mom getting resurrected, having John fight Ramsey rather than Stannis, having John and Dany meet up).
How do you feel about that? At this point it doesn't seem likely the books will ever get finished.
Also would you recommend the books to read?

>John
>Ramsey

Michelle

I'm used to it. I'm still waiting for X/1999 to be finished.

bobbyposting will never die

>improved the source material
We dumped the comparison pics a few threads back.

>improved the source material at times (Robb having a romantic reason to betray his vows, removing Robb's mom getting resurrected, having John fight Ramsey rather than Stannis, having John and Dany meet up).
You could've at least made the bait a bit more subtle

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

why did all but ONE of those wights they ran into drop dead?

the show died with her

First of all, this is obvious bait
But,
>Robb having a romantic reason to betray his vows
Happens
>Lady Stoneheart
Good decision on D&D's end
>JoHn fight Ramsay
How the fuck would Jon retake Winterfell with the shitty army he has?
>Jon and Daenerys meeting up
Going to happen

>Stannis
>dead

>Hello Dr. Pavel, im Harrenhal

>>Lady Stoneheart
>Good decision on D&D's end

Apply yourself.

Conveniently enough he was resurrected by another WW. They should have at least let 3 stay alive for inconvenience sake.

Why did Jon keep fighting undead for no reason? Was it to advance the plot (get dragon killed) ? They could have done that anyway, don't need him to run off fighting them.

that beard guy was just a dps guy, NK rezzes corpses

Good reason: That particular wight wasn't made by that particular walker.
Show reason: We needed a fast and easy way for Jon to get a wight.

dat Rhaenys butt tho

THE ONE TRUE KING

So what happens to benjen then as he's already a white walker?

>Beric Dondarrion giving his life for a better purpose
>That purpose is a zombie taking control of the BWB to kill everyone who she dislikes

I bet he regrets doing it so hard because she's fucking useless

It was only done so he could set up Jon being a maniac after his resurrection

SCREENCAP THIS

There will only be one winner in the game of thrones, and that will be Lord Petyr

>Jon couldn't reach Dany's hand
kek

He died on the way back to his home planet

With your opinion on the 'improvements' I thought this was bait, but you asking if I'd recommend them I believe you're serious
Anyway
The show did have improvements, none of which you mentioned. Cutting characters in the first seasons, more scenes with Tywin and his children
I do recommend the books, they are easy to read, they give better insight in the POV characters and give a good look of the world
GRRM is a good world builder, not so much a great writer tho

>Gwendoline Christie will never wrap her legs around you

*teleports behind you*
This will be extremely painful.

He dies next episode buddy