NEW BotW IS OUT!!!!

NEW BotW IS OUT!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=y43vWEPkceM

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Do any of these guys have girlfriends? Or at least been on a date?

I swear this image is cursed or something. I can't look at it without my eyes watering and feeling like i need to sneeze

Is that a clever shop of Allison Brie's face ?

TUMS RICH

Yes. What does that have to do with enjoying internet entertaiment?

>Reddit Leddit Cuckia

delete this m8

Finally.
I can feel like I have friends for those 40 minutes.
Who else /RLMRolePlay/ here?
I always laugh and congratulate them on their jokes and then have a an hour of conversation with them in my head after the show is over.

oh boy, is this going to be the new meme bad movie hack internet "critics" do?

>no beardfat

haha well meme'd!

I thought Mike was married?

>mfw Sup Forums mods are RLM nigger lovers

same

yay! my internet friends are here!

Rich is married
Mike is divorced
Jay is single (and also gay)

RLM get on my nerves too but since I don't have any friends anymore I'll watch it I guess.

Literally every one of your points is wrong.

Isn't Jackie Chan a British Hong Konger and Pierce Brosnan a Irish dude?

nice try Jay

Jack is married. Rich is engaged. Mike and Jay are smart enough to keep their personal lives private.

Mike

Pierce Brosnan is British. Jackie Chan is Chinese

>single movie review
boo!

Jay talked about his boyfriend in this episode of Pre Rec

youtube.com/watch?v=gPneOjrvu6Y

>doesn't provide a timestamp
It's almost like you're full of shit.

I have friends but RLM is a drug for me.

Friends are just a meme, you must be 18 or something, wait and see.

I was expecting this last night. It's not like I had anywhere to be today though

I am 23 young boi and I'm very depressed because of a girl

Wait, what? Why is it only one movie?
What?

getting a lot of second hand embarrassment from the movie itself, had to pause every couple of seconds

doesn't usually happen in BOTW for me but this movie is special

Because this is a spotlight episode. They've done one previously for Hollywood Cop.

Why is it only 40 minutes? I waited 3 months for this?
That's it, I'm dropping these frauds and also Sup Forums forever. Bye.

Same here bro. RLM and Joe Rogan podcast are my fav friend simmulators

How is it 'racist'. There is lots of aids in Africa. Lots. So it's possible to get it.

When Jay threw the figet spinner it actually turned on a light that had burnt out. More proof that Jay is literally perfect

Does the VFX guy need to be in every one of these now? I dislike him more than you people dislike the beareded guy and the bald one.

>Does the VFX guy need to be in every one of these now?
He isn't.

>drinking Zima
he needs to get out yesterday

That's wrong but OK.

see you in 40mins.

so what's the deal about nukie?

>AIDS

Cumtown is the god-tier friends simulator to beat all other friends simulators

>all people in africa have aids

what did third reich mike mean by this?

it's been reviewed to death already, it would be like them doing A Talking Cat?!

Also people have sent them a shitload

It has? Has anyone other than The Cinema Snob reviewed it?

>philadelphia bruises
what?

Philadelphia is a movie starring Tom Hanks in which he has AIDS and develops bruising on his body as a result.

>Cumtown
>not chapo

Rich has a gf

There are pictures of the two online easy to find but I'm too lazy to google them

...

RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.

I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.

They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.

They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.

Please, Sup Forums, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.

I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.

Yeah, she was even on camera on a stream.
Looks like the female version of Rich.

me too

Are these guys a "watching bad movies with friends' simulator for you, like how porn is your "girlfriend"?

Pretty much. They're exclusive to losers who gave up on life. Much like watching somebody else play video games.

this waz gud episade

god that movie was really shit.

i only watch porn where the girl gets degraded and treated like a whore
made me think

user if i load up this episode and i hear ONE cackle out of rich evans imma come back and punch you right in the noggin

Someone stream it.
Do it.

no buly

I've tried looking but can't find a pic. Someone post Rich's gf

No, someone stream this fucking movie instead.

NEW episode of virtual friends is out!!!!!!

post ur gf

post your duck

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She's fucking hideous, Rich sticks his penis in her

i want reddit to leave

Thanks for the heads up

This one is too depressing.

my gf

Here's the link to not give them any views
hooktube.com/watch?v=y43vWEPkceM

they are one of the few YouTubers that actually try and are funny. Why not give them views, cunt?

How is it that she gives us the best reaction faces?

because it's an autist who posts it every thread, probably the guy who makes 'epic RLM BTFO' vids that barely get 100 views and shills them on here.

>finish 40 minute video
time to spend the next 12 hours watching reruns

i don't know

>that ping pong scene

>he has to puke after eating KFC
>like most people

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>tfw no ugly vampire bf to cure my super aids

Damn, that part where he says he talked to Jesus was fucking hilarious to me and then the AIDS revelation. Gold.

Thanks friend.

Jack is married and has 2 sons
Rich is engaged
Mike's gf is Jessy
Jay is single

So you want to watch the content but not give them views. I don't get it.

>Jay is single
How do you know?

Because faggots don't form lasting relationships.

>no beardfat
>no aidsmoby

LITERALLY CRYING TEARS OF JOY HERE

>BOTW with only one movie

I feel betrayed.

those two are probably the people I despise most in my life right now and the worst mistakes I've made for the last 4 years

We'll that just makes you look pretty pathetic, you fucking loser

When future generations sift through the smoldering rubble of postmodern America, they would do well to locate a hard drive with RedLetterMedia content on it. They could study Mike and Jay and, with that thin slice of information, fully understand what it is that killed western civilization.
Those two are bitter, cynical nihilists. They have devoted their lives, the prime years of productivity, to pithily lampooning cultural ephemera and implying "we could do better than these idiot filmmakers, but we're too cool to actually try."
They are every strain of societal AIDS melded together into a super AIDS of cultural death...
Well into middle age, they're still obsessively analyzing adventure stories for children. They're childless, unmarried, stubbornly avoiding an actual profession, opting instead to beg for Patreon donations. They are subsisting on the patronage of even more embittered, more lonely, more cynical losers who need virtual friends to swim in their vast Petri dish of misery with them.
Look in their fucking eyes, man. It's a joyless, pointless existence they're living.
They are so afraid of sincerity or honest artistic effort that they'll leave behind hours of footage of them chuckling about Tommy Wiseau. They are artistic cowards and abject failures in every respect.
Each time you catch a glimpse of them, you're reminded that we peaked as a civilization a long time ago. We're done creating. We're done feeling real emotions. All we can do now is analyze, criticize, and ironically pick through the dessicated corpse of our once great nation.

This is dream team.
Collin is batz master, his looks are deceivimg.

Relegate AIDSmoby.neckbeard and Josh to editing shit.

Anyone here has pretty much RLM stuff playing in the background all day long?

Just as a white noise as I work or relax.

I have ASMR as that but RLM is a good break from it.