/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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CUTE!

Dogie go zappd : (

Where can I buy myself a laura ball?

I cried

Here's my prediction for Cooper's awakening, I'm 99% sure I'll be correct so feel free to screen cap.

Dougie will end up hospitalized in a coma, whether this happens in a dream or through some event triggered by Hutch and Chantal showing up I don't know, but he'll get sent to the same place we saw Mr. C in this week, except he'll be lead by MIKE. He'll go through the house, and we'll be hit with the realization that it is the Palmer house, the painting will make a return and Laura will make her return. Both of them will then leave and end up at the convenience store, they'll take Richard's car and make haste for Twin Peaks. That will be the penultimate scene of the episode.

The Roadhouse performance will be Eddie Vedder, and it will be playing as Audrey finally makes her way there, lyrics are actually about her state of mind not Coopers.

HE'S DEAD

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IMPORTANT POLL

What did she mean by this?
Was it autism?

Oh shit. I just realized that all of this is basically the plot to Ernest goes to Jail.

Dougie's even gonna have electricity powers now.

DELETE THIS

Meanwhile Frenlos :^)

So, David Lynch is reading /tpg/ and then communicating with his past self through Trancendental Meditation.

What are we making happen next?

natalie is CUTER

Yeah me too

I did this once when I was a kid, hurt like a motherfucker

WINKIE'D

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Milf

HELLO FRENLOS

Why did Jefferies turn into a tea pot?

Seems pretty solid user. I like it.

My guess, Janey calls 911, Chantel and Hutch see the ambulance at Dougies house and head tail outta there.

Nice song you have there friendo

David Duke is catching up with Ray.

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*blocks your path*

So you think Boop is Richard's dad? Did he rape a comatose Audrey? Is Audrey still in a coma?

FROSTED
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Russian leaks show Wally at the Roadhouse.

Yes x3

>/brit/ predicted Twin Peaks: The Return

What did they mean by this?

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>no Sandie
>no bagfu

We're not gonna talk about that, user.

Paper Heart was okay.

Here to steal your bitch. Hit the music.

Poor Gersten
I wanted her back and I got LYNCHED
Alicia if you are here plz reply

OH HELL GOD DAMN BABY NO, SHE'S CANON AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sup Forums please stop memeing

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whaaaaaaaaaat

Actors who gave or would have given their last breaths to Twin Peaks:
>Catherine Coulson
>Miguel Ferrer
>Warren Frost
>David Bowie

Actors too lazy to get off the beach for a couple days to pay homage to the show that immortalized them as a main character:
>Michael Ontkean

FUCK YOU MICHAEL

F R O S T E D

memeing...

So, on the other side of that socket, is there a confused spirit watching the back end of a giant fork come through the wall?

OH MR user
THE MEMES THEY COME OUT MY ASS

Oh thanks user, that was quick and easy

I love this guy.

how come my 1080p AMZN rip looks shittier during this scene than this webm? It's pixelated as hell

agreed desu. what a lazy shit. i actually like frank a lot still but come on what the fuck michael. piece of shit.

So will the James/Laura/Pete scenes next week be unused FWWM footage that Lynch didn't include in The Missing Pieces?

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They want to talk about Judy now

16 would be purest kino in history. screencap this.

F A K E
N E W S

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He's the surprise phone call in the Russian leaks.

I think Steven killed Becky and then himself

>reeeeeeeeee

What did he mean by that?

no he's not, I bet the phone call will be harry dying. i

its over, michael fucked up.

That was fucking dumb desu.

Rank the performances so far...

Chromatics - Shadow
The Cactus Blossoms - Mississippi
Au Revoir Simone - Lark
Trouble - Snake Eyes
Sharon Van Etten - Tarifa
"The" Nine Inch Nails - She's Gone Away
Hudson Mohawke - Human
Au Revoir Simone - A Violent Yet Flammable World
Rebekah Del Rio - No Stars
Chromatics - Saturday
James Hurley - Just You
Lissie - Wild West
ZZ Top - Sharp Dressed Man (From Roadhouse Playlist)
The Veils - Axolotl

Where can I find the Russian leaks?

>david bowie
but that's wrong. The last time he did anything twin peaks related was more than 20 years ago. He had absolutely no involvement with the return

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>always land on a good one

>Roll Episode 7
>Roll 07:06 minutes
>pic related
>its a fuck you michael scene

I dare you to come back with a bad scene, won't happen.

So how Lynch is going to fit everything in 3 episodes? There has to be 4th season?

James Hurley - Just You >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>everything else>>>>>>>>>>>>>Lissie - Wild West

faster pacing

the last few episodes have been pretty speedy

Imagine feeling sad and suicidal and then Peggy Lipton comes and rubs your back and kisses you. Must feel pretty good.

The increasingly nervous pleb said for the 40th time

Imagine how smooth and silky her handjobs would be

what hotel?

Yesyesno

I set the webm to a smaller res.

He ded user

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1. Chromatics - Shadow (Best scene)
2. The Veils - Axolotl (Best mood)
3. No Stars (ruined by autotune)

The rest. Literally don't care, contributed nothing

12023. NiN (fuck you for putting a damper on the best episode, any other episode and I'd be more than fine with this)

"Just You" was legitimately one of the best moments in the whole series.

Chromatics - Shadow : 10/10
The Cactus Blossoms - Mississippi 8/10
Au Revoir Simone - Lark 6/10
Trouble - Snake Eyes 8/10
Sharon Van Etten - Tarifa 9/10
"The" Nine Inch Nails - She's Gone Away 5/10
Hudson Mohawke - Human 3/10
Au Revoir Simone - A Violent Yet Flammable World 10/10
Rebekah Del Rio - No Stars 6/10
Chromatics - Saturday 5/10
James Hurley - Just You KINO/10
Lissie - Wild West 3/10
ZZ Top - Sharp Dressed Man (From Roadhouse Playlist) 10/10
The Veils - Axolotl 5/10

Reminder Frenlo is the final boss to the series

>lunch break at acting school
>end up talking about Twin Peaks with the only other person at the table who is following the new season
>she thinks DoppelCoop is disgusting and hates Dougie but loves the Mitchums and Candie
Was a nice and friendly conversation, though

kino

>tfw only 2 weeks left

>The Veils - Axolotl 5/10
pleb it was the best one so far

Ruth radalet = Mai waifu. I want her to perform once more.

>only 3 episodes left

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How can you not love Candie?

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lynch had done nothing interesting for almost 20 years before this. I think there is good chance we'll get more. possibly another movie.

I really don't want it to be over, fuckkkkkkk

DOgir kill self so Twin Peaks doesn't end

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>nothing interesting for almost 20 years before this
ahahaha
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You know how I know this is some /r9k/ trad larper?

I didn't think this season would go by this fast, hell this whole fucking summer has just been going by too fast for me.
At least we've got the comfy fall to look forward to.

THAT'S WHAT WE DO WILSON

Post Jeffries Kettle NOW

SHIT rankings

>8 was 10/10 meme
>12 was bad meme
you are like the memer who memes, and lives inside the meme. but who is the memer ?

IT DOESN'T GET ANY BLUER

Imagine if just this image was leaked prior to The Return.