When are we getting a biopic of the only good Beatle?

When are we getting a biopic of the only good Beatle?

Well, they're all amazing, so there's plenty.

Ringo is shit.

>Beatle
>ever good
Literally the one direction of their time. Only difference is they made your teenage mummies all wet and not your little sisters, so you were conditioned to see them in a positive light.

john lennon was the best, he was the only real tough beatle, but paul mccartney was the best musician

Ringo has to die before he gets a biopic

fuck off rango was kino

That's not Billy Preston.

thats not brian epstein

t. doom metal enthusiast

When are we gonna get a kino of the greatest cover up in music history?

Beatles were fucking junkies, they were also a fucking junkies.

miss

Lennon was the best at beating his wives and neglecting his children.

How are they still alive then?

That's not Stu Sutcliffe.

>literal cuckold
>best Beatle

only his bastard child

Beatles died in 1986, current """Beatles""" are doppeldangers placed by goverment. When Harrison's doppeldanger wanted out they got him killed, Lennon's doppeldanger wanted to whistleblow it so they assassinated him as a warning to other doppeldangers.

t. idiot who fell for the Pet Sounds meme

i know it's bait, but what other group literally controlled the fads of an entire decade?

>Fads means something is good

DELET THIS

Harrison had some of teh worst songs in the Beatles discography.

> Blue Jay Way
> Piggies
> For You Blue
> Savoy Truffle

At least Ringos songs were fun

>make a fake Paul
>fake Paul ends up being a better than original Paul

10 years and ringo never once tuned his fucking drum kit

the tom sounds like punching a wet burlap sack, it's fucking annoying

They didnt really control or invent the fads of their time but came represent them. Not to say people didnt jump the bandwagon as soon as they did (see The Rolling Stones).

If they can control generations using bad stuff, then that must mean they're all geniuses.

people who think that the pastel coloured psychedelic vibes we associate with the 60's came from Sgt Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band are ignorami

that was on purpose and imo sounds amazing

its a bitch to get the rights to all the songs for a movie, we'l probably just end up with a jackie jorp jorp biopic with (((songs inspired by the beatles)))

it didn't, it came from Rubber Soul :^)

>Blue Jay Way
>not one of the best Beatles songs
Absolute pleb

> pleASE DONT YOU BE very LOooong.....................

fuck no

he just got skinnier man, his face was doughy as fuck

> Paul McCartney (and Barry Miles) openly discussed this group masturbation in the book, Many Years From Now:

> For boys in their mid-teens, most of their sex education came from their peers: skewed anatomical knowledge, improbable dirty jokes, stories of dubious authenticity about girls they barely knew, and of course, masturbation circles. John’s crowd tended to meet at Nigel Whalley’s house in Vale Road, near Menlove Avenue. Nigel played tea-chest bass with The Quarrymen until he abandoned his instrument in the road one day while trying to escape from two Woolton teddy boys. He took on the role of managing The Quarrymen instead. His father was a chief superintendent, head of Liverpool Police A Division, whose duties meant that his teenage son was often left alone in the house at night.

> Says Paul: “We used to have wanking sessions when we were young at Nigel Whalley’s house in Woolton. We’d stay overnight and we’d all sit in armchairs and we’d put all the lights out and being teenage pubescent boys, we’d all wank. What we used to do, someone would say, ‘Brigitte Bardot.’ ‘Oooh!’ That would keep everyone on par, then somebody, probably John, would say, ‘Winston Churchill.’ ‘Oh, no!’ and it would completely ruin everyone’s concentration.”

> (John later took the experience and used it as the basis for his skit, Four In Hand, in Kenneth Tynan’s Oh! Calcutta! Tynan copped out and substituted the Lone Ranger for John’s original Winston Churchill; nor did he follow John’s suggestion that they should actually masturbate on stage.)


what did they mean by this?

>he never jacked off to porn with his friends

you didn't have a childhood man

Watch it, user

> One weekend in 1968, Paul arrived in L.A. on some Apple business. Of course, it's not all work and no play when Macca is in town. According to companion and business associate Ron Kass, Paul staged something he called "The Paul McCartney Black and White Minstrel Show" in a Beverly Hills Hotel. One can only assume what went on: 2 rooms + one call girl + one young hollywood starlet + one cute but far from innocent Beatle = I've never been good at math, haha. But that's not all! Apparently Peggy Lipton and Linda (then Eastman, obviously) had both called (separately, mind you) to say that they were in town as well and wanted to stop by. Lucky Linda got there first, and got to sail away with Paul and spent what she called a "dirty weekend" with him.

I don't know about you guys but this was kino.
t. huge beatles fag

>implying that's a bad thing

revolver desu

>tfw you kinda did that once and the friend that started it is gay now

miss
Ok, I stand corrected. Beatles were even shittier than 1D

>be the most generally world famous 19 year old in modern history
>be a shit husband and father to the girl you shotgun married and the bastard child she gives birth too

gee

Imagine being John Lennon in the studio and having to be all like "damn, Yoko, you fuckin' sing like an angel, all out of pitch with a voice that sounds like 8 cats getting slammed over the head with a suitcase". I am so glad i married this atrocity exhibition." when all he really wants to do is fuck his 16 year old fans like back in the day. Like seriously imagine having to be John and not only sit in that chair while Yoko caterwauls and looks at you with a glare so narrow she could be blindfolded by dental floss, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that screech. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking voice but her haughty attitude and sit there like the cuck you are and say "THATS GREAT" and "DAMN, WHY DONT SING ON THIS TRACK WITH ME??" because you dont want to admit that the other Beatles were right and this cunt turned you into a little bitch. You were fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and beating your first wife for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the decrepit shipyards of Liverpool. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can hear Paul laughing as she sticks her reptilian tongue into your mouth and your penis shrivels to the size of a pin. And then the producer calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in the world with your socialist message before you could be found out, but you sit there and endure, because you're a fucking Cuck. You're not going to admit your mistake. Just bear it. Hide your shame and bear it.

who are your favorite groups then?

bye bye

The Traveling Willbury's.

>The Traveling Willbury's

they were shit, supergroups never work out

ringo is actually a very talented drummer with a very unique style
but you're just repeating what you once heard from somebody so it's not like you'd actually understand

george's solo career was the best tho

First two albums maybe.

I think McCartney had more interesting albums including his first two solo albums, band on the run, london town and McCartney 3.

Lennon produced junk after his first album.


Ringo im not too sure of.