/brit/

It go Halle Berry or hallelujah
Pick your poison tell me what you do
Everybody gon' respect the shooter
But the one in front of the gun lives forever (The one in front of the gun forever)
And I been hustlin' all day, this a way, that a way
Through canals and alleyways, just to say
Money trees is the perfect place for shade and that's just how I feel (now, now)
A dollar might, just fuck your main bitch that's just how I feel (now)
A dollar might, say fuck them niggas that you came with that's just how I feel (now, now)
A dollar might, just make that lane switch that's just how I feel (now)
A dollar might, turn to a million and we all rich that's just how I feel

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there's a nigger over here

missing the ex tbqh

wanking idea: rachel riley being blacked

Tommy Robinson is not far right (he's not far wrong either!!)

missing the ex's privates tbqh ngl

ask her if she's literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom women into their 20's sitting on their phones, typing this shit, posting it, having a chuckle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

need an australian version of this

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farting horrendously at the moment lads
shitting's really bad as well
what do?

need a loving bf

boston is unironically more true to irish culture than ireland is though

am literally taking my morning poo lads

people say it's always a serbian but i reckon austrians top them

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someone mutt this fool

sure we have a muslim problem but our media isn't so obsessed about muslim rape like yours

if you matched with rosy on tinder what would your opening line be?

simbla see
eh seema
eh seema
seema see

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It isn't, it's a pastiche

>boston is unironically more true to irish culture than ireland is though

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let's put that jaw to work bby, God gave it to you for a raisin

having a revolution on the bog wbu? x

alri

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dont think tommy has a problem with black people. they do cause a hugely disproportionate amount of crime but they're not seditious, malicious, deceitful or demand special dispensations and accommodations like muslims do.
plus the decentones blend seamlessly into western culture. they like dogs, drinking, pork and like a bit of fun and have a pretty funny lad-esque culture. muslims just ostracise themselves from all aspects of european culture because they're arrogant theocratic idiots.

>boston
can't stand this awful accent
speak english, this is america

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I always enjoy /brit/ threads until I come across an Aussie post and it's like putting your finger through the toilet roll after a pleasant shite.

lads you can stop looking, peak qt has been achieved

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just deposited £1000 into my paypal account and put my chastity cage on princess

I can see you know a lot about a stable relationship

Because she looks like a horse hahaha

typical leftist. just turn your brain off and ignore the issue. fucking mong.

/brit/ is literally the easiest place to bait

but those memes are problembly fake and created by the muslim defence league just like all those other screaming british tabloid memes

he had a problem with that black in italy haha. Still, rate him for not being a pussy.

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want to put a baby in her

>why would men make life so difficult for themselves?
Men make life difficult for other men because other men are competition if they aren't kin
women uphold the norms and traditions of the society and thus act as gatekeepers to keep the outsider men out

and more than that men actively put themselves into difficult situations in order to gain renown/honour or whatever the equivalent of that is in the society.

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Nah. Any thread made by a J*p is the easiest place to bait.

mummy gib milkies

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things I literally am:

Reddit

Chris Morris interviewing American Psycho author Bret Easton Ellis

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work in 8 hours

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>tf
checks out

literally impossible to be baited by someone who comes from a mongy country where people wear hats and shoes to bed and microwave their water.

poo
poo nigger

lost

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work in 13 and a half hours :)

ah yes the bitter rival of Infinite Jest author David Foster Wallace

sleep in 8 hours

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>things I literally am:

>Reddit

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see easiest two replies of my life

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>no dbs this week

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It's not much of a rivalry since he killed himself

dont care about jfs being baited. foreigners are retarded by default.

nice weather we're having

every day i eat:
7:00am: a bowl of oats and porridge (might start addign berries and 'nanas to this)
11:00am: toasted sesame and sunflower seeds
1:00pm 2 boiled eggs and an orange
5:00-7pm: rice boiled with tumeric and vegetable stock, with paprika, carrots and peas mixed in, a lot of brocolli and roasted chicken with garlic, spices, chilli and green/red peppers

i only drink water and green tea.

4 times a week i also eat a tin of mackarel with chilli sauce.

get 100% daily RDA of every nutrient except for vitamin D (so i usually take a stroll during lunch break and eat some fish every now and then).

food is also really tasty.

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why are human thoughts and emotions so complex?

are you the lad who goes to bed at 10:30, even on weekends?

/brit/ is 99% shit, but theres a sort of balance to it that keeps it going. probably the numbers of posters involved and variation of topics, even if they are overwhelmingly trash. whereas /eire/ has been completely abandoned by all but about 3 posters who then fill it with nothing but anime and nothing else

boring

bit cold out

never reply to me again

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yeah
went out last night though and drank a lot.

feel bad now because i feel a bit woozy about going to gym.

>has a food scheme
f*ck off normie!!

nope, chuck testa

>dinner at 5pm
alri nan thought you were dead

What the fuck does Peter Hitchens have against the metric system?

post Sue

Because you have autism

>green tea

does this make you piss a lot? it seems to impact me that wat desu

enjoy looking like gillian mckeith

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well i get home early from toil because i come in early.
i start cooking at about 5. usually takes about 45 minutes from scratch or 5 minutes if i eat the lot i made the day before (though usually this is reserved for days i went to the gym.

do you think there is a cure for autism?

impressed that i knew who you were based on just 2 posts?

>12:06
time for dinner

starting nofap again in earnest

bit French innit

got a lot of work to do today
bye lads

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alri'

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you must be an absolute manlet if that is able to keep you going

It's immoral

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eat quite similarly to this but also eat a lot of junk food

how do you manage to get to sleep so early do you think

>Peter Feetchens

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have you lads ever phoned one of those phone sex numbers? what's it like?

hairline looks great

unironically love richard dawkins

my hairline is unironically like this

my bf strokes my hair until i fall asleep desu

Incredibly expensive.

I think the internet is a wonderful invention

that's gay

yeah i like green tea
its actually a really good diet for lifting, albeit with greater quantities of eat of the foods listed.

i'm currently trying to burn off some body fat.
a bit but i did say i lead a regimented life, so the likelihood i made both posts was great.

Well known trick just so girls can laugh at virgins.

AAAAAAAAAAAJJJJAJAJSAJJSJSJSA
el britANO señores

>unironically love richard dawkins
someone hat this fool

it's decimalisation akin to the french revolutionary calender

>I think the internet is a wonderful invention

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