NO MORE LYRICPOSTING EDITIONS edition
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big choon
don't think those lads sit down the pub desu
Reminder that they're ruining these threads.
>What time is it user?
>Hold on let me check...
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I AM HUMAN AND I NEED TO BE LOVED
When I saw – mushroom head
When I saw – mushroom head
When I saw – mushroom head
I was born and I was dead
I was born and I was dead
When I saw – mushroom head
When I saw – mushroom head
When I saw – mushroom head
I was born and I was dead
I was born and I was dead
I'm gonna give my despair
I'm gonna give my despair
I'm gonna give my despair
When I saw – skies are red
When I saw – skies are red
When I saw – skies are red
I was born and I was
I was born and I was dead
When I saw – mushroom head
When I saw – mushroom head
When I saw – mushroom head
I was born and I was dead
I was born and I was dead (etc)
I'm gonna give my despair
I'm gonna give my despair
I'm gonna give my despair
I'm gonna give my despair
When I saw – mushroom head
When I saw – mushroom head
When I saw – mushroom head
I was born and I was dead
I was born and I was dead (etc)
Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead
Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead
Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead
Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead
Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead
A foreign government murdered someone on British soil
Bit mad that
spotify daily mixes are utterly baffling
galaxie 500 -> smiths -> talk talk are only really linked by the fact that theyre from the 80s and part of an indie milieu, very very different styles and moods otherwise
anyone know any good fedora meetup vlogs or something?
phwoar
had the second date yesterday with the chinese girl (female) im seeing
>meet up in Soho
>have a drink at a gay bar, get a chinky box and eat in in the park
>go to my library
>give her the tour, we look at the actual newspapers from the Chinese civil war circa 1930s (the library has a room full of every single Times copy since 1815)
>take out 3 books, one on sound engineering, one on the sociopolitics of punk music and one on occult science
>nap together in the members room
>walk to the Institue of Contemporary Art on Pall Mall
>view the exhibitions, get a snack at the cafe and spend 1 hour drawing each other on scrap paper and chatting
>walk to Firezza and get pizza
>go back to her place
>plan is to watch Evil Dead II
>she says shes going to take a bath
>im like "ok"
>she tells me to get in with her
>"ohhh"
>bathe together, immediately start making out
>she teaches me how to finger her
>i teach her how to give me a hj
>stay in the bath for over an hour getting hot n heavy
>shower afterwards, which is seemingly just an excuse for her to grope my butt
>back to her bed
>fuck her three times over the course of the next 2 hours, only manage to make her cum twice though
>listen to music and relax
>goof off by trying to have sex with the most boner-killing music imaginable
>we tried Jerusalem, harsh noise, sea shanties and Anarchy in the UK (which actually i found super hot)
>she kinda doms me also in a goofy way, makes me wear my collar and stuff
>she even grinds on me (i.e: as if she had a dick) which i find bizarrely hot
>each cum once more
>go to sleep at 2AM, having been fucking/making out for a consecutive 6 hours
>wake up circa 9AM
>i make her a toast sandwich, which she loves
>finger her and make her come once more
>quick shower together, some heavy petting
>tell her lots of jokes and make her laugh
>leave at 11AM for Mothers Day stuff at home
:3
good date
i honestly think this "gf" thing might work out lads
she even said we can try a strapon tomorrow
going to a core c++ group meeting, wanna come?
no proof of this.
want a gf with nice lips
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Just done an eggy pump
If the towelheads had done this the papers would be screaming bloody murder.
>why yes, i do enjoy the works of artists such as galaxie 500, smiths and talk talk
you forgot telford
Hello Vladimir
Not a fan of 90s nostalgia, will like 00s nostalgia when it get big in a few years
G-shocks are getting too big nowadays.
does she talk like a brit?
prost
this absolutely did not happen
>Evil Dead II
very good film
only 90s kids remember 80s nostalgia
>vietnam's SEAsian whore is aleady demanding money from him
hahah oh my days
Liked 80s nostalgia
normies OUT
Shan't be reading a single syllable of Bender's novella. Don't bear him any particular ill will, just do not care one tiny bit
cheers to you too comrade.
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what is this drink Argentinians always drink lads?
no just re-reading berserk because I'm impatient for it to continue and thought of a funny post seeing that scene
my gf is very pleasant and gets me small gifts often
mate
realised recently that many of you here are high risk of developing dementia in later life
many of you
>abuse alcohol and drugs
>dont work or dont have a meaningful or enjoyable job
>no close relationships, friends or romantic
>no social interaction
>no exercise
>poor diet
literally the recipe for dementia right there. and i know what im talking unironically.
it's not true
yerba m8
wh*Toid tears
oh and also many of you live in urbanised areas with lots of pollution. that will also fuck your brain up
howling at the fact that the most bent person on /brit/ is having more sex with girls than many of the straight virgins here
absolutely hilarious scenario, hope it's true
Who cares what niggers think, you fucking soycunt?
gays are sexual deviants. of course they have sex on the regular
do exercise and the diet is fine
alcohol prevents joints from rusting
live in the countryside
talked to a woman this week, pushing her car out of the mud, didn't suck me for it but smiled and thanked me, good enough haha
don't have a jay big enough for this
did you experiment with lads in your teens?
>the most bent person on /brit/
Not by a long shot. Also he's homosexual (heterosexual)
not usually with girls though lmao
Just milked my cock to Franceska Jaimes
>Who cares what niggers think, you fucking soycunt?
probably have killed myself before then anyway lmao
cant stand you lot
>alcohol prevents joints from rusting
wew lad
apostrophe
>bringing your personal wars into the sanctity that is /brit/
um... don't do that sweaty xx
>>no close relationships, friends or romantic
>>no social interaction
only tick these two boxes to be honest.
really just want a gf to be honest.
is /brit/ really into doing the gay?
Shan't be talking to any people other than the people of the queen, lads.
you know doctors tell you to drink lots of water so you rust then are forced to see and pay them, right?
i dont have to pay to see doctors
we've done a few strawpolls and i think /brit/ is 50% straight, and the other 50% is split between bisexuals, homosexuals and people who would fuck trannies
rate r tom
Makes sense.
>One of them runs into a waiting minivan taxi
Fucking SCREAMING. Pakis are so fucking predictable
based tommy. literally no one else has the balls to confront the cancer in this country.
>Shan't be talking to any people other than the people of the queen, lads.
do yourselves a favor and buy some chainlink lads
experimented with Sup Forums and memes and video games and drugs and alcohol
now im experimenting with getting rich
fuck off that's my gf she's 25
>ask asian bloke I work with about Bacha bazi
>he feigns complete ignorance but is obviously a bit offended
creasing
Shall be filing a defamation lawsuit right now.
hate life and myself
got any pics of her mother?
>and placing them as the police commanders of villages—and doing little when they began abusing children.[16][35]
According to a report published in June 2017 by the Special Inspector General for Afghanistan Reconstruction, the US military reported 5753 cases of "gross human rights abuses" by Afghan forces, many of which relating to sexual abuse.[36] According to the New York Times, discussing that report, American law required military aid to be cut off to the offending unit, but that never happened. An American Special Forces officer, Capt. Dan Quinn, was relieved of his command and pulled from Afghanistan after fighting with an Afghan militia commander for keeping a boy as a sex slave
Southern Asians ought to be shot point blank in the back of the head
>placing them as the police commanders of villages—and doing little when they began abusing children
never knew we had so much in common with afghans
>Southern Asians ought to be shot point blank in the back of the head
afghans are central asians though.
Bacha Bazi? That's some messed up stuff 2bqh.
is he afghan?
moving to russia lads, based as fuck, no paki rape gangs, lots of white people etc
>Capt. Dan Quinn, was relieved of his command and pulled from Afghanistan after fighting with an Afghan militia commander for keeping a boy as a sex slave
culturally insensitive bigot
Fucking neck yourself, you fat coon
vile racism
>afghans
>southern asians
all of chechnya is a government sanctioned rape gang though
the problem isn't the autism but the social isolation imposed by growing up in the middle of nowhere
except that while chris chan learned he could talk to the internet, i learned from the internet i shouldn't talk at all. hahahahah
see
pakistani I think so he would know
I heard you got the fever for the flavour