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Koi Indians hai idhar

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Main hoon Na. Bol kisne pareshan kiya

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B-bhai
Mai itna isolated feel karta hu
Normiebook aur dusre social media use nahi karta
Aur irl koi friends bhi nahi hai
Sirf Sup Forums pe hi reheta hu aur idhar koi strong Indian presence nahi

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Same

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लगता है सिर्फ चार पाँच हैं। इस संख्या को कैसे बढ़ाया जाए? Tunisia का भी post count हमारा से ज़्यादा है।

Mujhay gf chaheyay abhe

>/ind/
>not /poo/
>not /loo/

Mujhe bhi
;-;

Fuck off Australia

8chn pe ek India board banao aur udhar activity increase karo

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Aur discord bhi

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If we could get 0.1 percent of r/India to post here, we could literally swamp the board.

im unironically an indiaboo
save me

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>reddit
How bout no

Go to Bihar and get it out of your system.

Noice

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>Australia
That's why software from India is always such high quality.

g*Rman can't into humour

beautiful i save it
bihar????

कर्मों नहीं भाई? काफ़ी पढ़े लिखे दिखते हैं वह लोग, ऐसा नहीं है कि यहाँ के लोग उनके posts देखकर हँसेंगे। Btw, I am curios to know what kind of threads you guys make. Can you post some of threads that are still in the archive? Asking this is against the rules or something, is it?

discord.gg/pp5h23
Join karo bhaiyo

Why Bihar, even Bangalore or Delhi would be enough to do that.

Self hating coons are the worse

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i find bihar and coastal Karnataka most comfortable place to live for mental ease

No man I hate the North, I like the south-western coastline more than any other place in the world.

Aren't most Indian ISPs banned from posting on Sup Forums? I see you guys aren't Sup Forums Pass users, do you have random unknown ISPs then? How does that work

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>Aren't most indian ISPs banned from posting on Sup Forums
No

भाई लोग, क्या इस thread में वाकई ग्यारह भारतीय posters हैं? या ऐसा है कि तुम लोगों का IP बदल रहा है?

Oh. i guess the ban musth ave been suspended then or it was not applied on Sup Forums. At one point certain ISPs were banned because of spam

They are, though. We are the lucky ones. They were banned for no reason, that too. Moot just generally banned us because Indians is frequently listed as one of the countries from where spamming/scamming others is high in the internet. Indians were very few in number to begin with and hadn't caused any damage to Sup Forums.

Thoda der se aaya bhaiyo!!

3-4 at most

Quality>Quantity any day of the week.
We should seek like minded people, instead of just people.

Who the fuck cares? Sup Forums, especially /in is a designated toilet.

*Especially Sup Forums
Have you seen how retarded everyone else is here? Like the Koreans and Japanese posters?

He's a retard

mai ek website banane ki sochta hu touhou/anime centred, jese 2chan aur pehle Sup Forums tha. Lekin Sup Forums aur indiachan ka state dekhke lagta nahi kuch fayda hoga. Sare chutiyo ki tarah frog/feel chipkate rehte hai har jagah, koi naya joke ya originality nahi hai. Aur har samay gusse me rehna seekh liya hai Sup Forums aur Sup Forums se. Chill karna nahi ata kisi ko. Isliye nahi bana raha, kyuki wo bhi indiachan ki trah ironic shitposting se bhar jaegi, silly ki jagah.

youtube.com/watch?v=ailLOm0zOL8
youtube.com/watch?v=JVQYnlvBNWo
cool videos

>logical dindu

Westernized Indians are pathetic.
t. hinduboo

youtu.be/pi5n9IJpJ6Y

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How are buddhists treated in India??

>tfw no gf
>tfw tanhaye

Muslims bomb them

>tfw usko na bhul payenge

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There's some ok threads on /his/. /desi/ has had maybe 5-6 good posters. But why last week /desi/ threads were being deleted?

Westernized anybody, are pathetic.

Then why do you live there? :/

Why are Indians raping girls in England?

I do not. I am here on visa. Even so
> place of living
> being westernized
are not directly related, only correlated. any metro in India is full of "modern" Indians.

>tfw wo Sup Forums paye post karti hai

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Why are Danes welcoming Somalis with open arms?

>any metro in India is full of "modern" Indians.
Like 5 percent of the population of those metros, who still never talk in English in spite of being English-educated like the Singaporeans.

>shitting on your fellow non-white brothers do banter a wh*Te pigskin

never do this again, rajesh

Same a bit. I loved the Himalayas when I visited and find Indian culture interesting. I should go back.

Though I did nearly get killed by a bull there.

All non Indians are sandniggers in my eyes. I don't discriminate by skin colour

Greentest

>Though I did nearly get killed by a bull there.
well that's weird lad
i mainly like ancient indians traditions and food, i like their clothes

>south-western coastline
Good taste. Land under the foot of of Mahavishnu, and eternally owned by of Padmanabha. Quite literally, the country of God.

>who still never talk in English
Some who are "educated" will prefer English to Hindi, but yes by population % it's low.
By westernized I mean more in culture and action.

> brothers
mlecchah are no brothers

Post regional thali

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Are you the Afghan?

looks delicious, what the dried thing on the left of the banana?

yes you mother bitch Indian

respect the superior race

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papadum

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Plz leave Islam for Hindooism or Parsism

Kys faggot.

on the left

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I am a superior atheist intellectual

You mean, to the right of the chili pepper? It's "Sharkara Varatti": fried plantain covered in jaggery (cane molasses) syrup and spices and dried. It's a popular tea-time snack, but also eaten alongside the traditional "sadhya" (this sort of meal) to provide a crunchy and sweet contrast.

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Are you faggots on PDF? Why has that Poo Military Intelligence guy called Levina a ISI spy?

Rabbit droppings

sounds heavenly but this must be greasy as fuck

Astafirgullah. Atheism is a low-effort bait belief


>Muh I'm to stupid to understand God so I choose to reject her.


I bet you reject (Quantum) Physics because you can't understand it either.

Mate only things I "reject" are your mother's sexual advances because your sister pleases me more, I have never been religious and I have never cared for it either, only the peasants involve themselves in matters of religion.

There's not much to say

>Walking down a street in Jaisalmer with a couple of random euro girls I'd met
>see a bull walking down the street in the opposite direction
>don't think anything of it as I'd been in India for a couple of months by then
>all of a sudden the bull starts running at me
>it has massive sharp horns
>it tries to gore me in the stomach
>instinct takes over, I grab its horn to stop it from hitting me
>grab the other horn like handlebars and twist its head around
>it runs away

I didn't fuck either of the girls as despite all that I'm still beta

> Asura
Haven't seen this poster for 4 years I think, wtf.

It's not greasy, it's more like really hard candy with a wafer-like (and somewhat mild tasting) plantain center. I'm scared of breaking my teeth on it sometimes lol. Now pic related, is greasy af lol.

Generally, food in Kerala is not too heavy. It's mostly veg or fish, and the only oil is coconut oil - butter is comparatively rare.

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>Haven't seen this poster for 4 years I think, wtf.

I'm back... for a while.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=O0vnEruiMo4
Interesting

m8 you're making me hungry as fuck right now, the only good indian i can buy is canned or pic related...

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You can always eat our Afghan jalebi's ass?

Aren't there any good Indian restaurants there?

its like 20dollars min for one dish and its not even that spicy....
ewww

>tfw eat dhal and beef today

I am a walking contradiction.

I'm sure you can find better in a city there. Or learn to cook yourself.

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Isn't eating dhal considered a huge insult to Afghans? I've heard you call Pakis "dhalkhor" as an insult.

curry is the only i know sadly
i like the tofu dishes more

there is nothing good about being paki/indian debate me

just a few hundred km away we could have been born a persian from afghanistan or iran and we could have went to the west and slayed just let that sink in

another few hundred km we could have been born as chad northern chinese

instead god (which doesnt exist as if god existed, he would not make pajeets), cursed us with being paki or indian feels mega bad man

Nah you're really not.

> muh sources

Tofu isn't Indian tho? Also "curry" is p meaningless desu, it's like saying "stew", just a category for a large number of dishes.

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just be confident bros

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Lookup online recipes for tofu dishes then? Also make you own tofu, don't buy them.

but ive seen many dishes with tofu since a large number of indians are vegetarians

curry means legumes chicken spices coconut milk on rice here

Yes, Pakis/Indians are called dhalkhor

But I am eating more dhal nowadays because it is much healthier than r*Ce. Uma delicia.

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why? does that make a huge taste difference?

pajeets itt will never ever experience this

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Mass Islamic revolution of Indians when?

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dhal raises your estrogen levels.

Are you fucking serious?

Step 1) Get the children hooked on Islam
youtube.com/watch?v=jc4tema1hwg

Step 2) Genocide Hindoos

Step 3) Genocide Shias

Step 4) Genocide non- Salafis

Step 5) Wait for Madi to arrive

Step 6) Enjoy Jannah while the kuffars burn

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Gonna squeeze those main-tits

Tofu was never eaten in India, and is not common now either. Paneer is the closest thing to that. Generally there is no need anyways, lentils give you enough protein.

> curry means legumes chicken spices coconut milk on rice
That's not even a particular dish or a curry lol
Also it's only really Kerala that eats coconut-based curries all that much.

Another link

mentalhealthdaily.com/2015/04/08/20-foods-high-in-estrogen-phytoestrogens/

Read your link
>Higher fat beans, like soy beans and peanuts (a legume) can raise our estrogen levels, especially if we are overweight or suffering insulin resistance from sleep-disordreed breathing
I hate peanuts and never eat soy.
>Eating fiber-rich foods like legumes (lentils, split peas, beans) helps stabilize blood sugars and body-fat and estrogen levels, especially when eating legumes/beans at breakfast.
Dhal are lentils.

I just want to obtain a good physique for summer, doing my summer school in Stockholm so I need to look good for the goria

do you slay?

every turk/lebanese/afghani/ and almost every iranian ive knowm here has had a gf, is it the same in europe?