/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

Brady edition

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*dabs on /cum/*

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Literally me when I'm flying

youtube.com/watch?v=ONJi3hxVA9E

Sammy sosa looks entirely surreal today

i'm five foot nine inches. am i manlet?

yup

how tall are you?

6'3

Depends on your race. If you're asian/chicano then 5'9" is pretty normal, but for everyone else in the country you're a manlet.

Perfect height, bud.

i'm scot/german. i'm the tallest in my immediate family. i'm pretty sure i would have hit six foot had i not had a shit diet growing up. i drank coffee in my late teens as well, so that probably didn't help

Fuck, Kill, Mary

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none of them is attractive

What games are you playing?

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kill, kill, kill. sorry.

humans were meant to do something different everyday desu
not go grind for goldstein

Bad choice.

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fuck left
marry middle
kill right

whoops. meant to reference . morning drinking is a hell of a drug

oh my god enough

anime kills sperm cells as well as brain cells

that would explain Placer's dilemma

>tons of colleges have a department of slavic languages and literatures

sounds funny desu, I've never heard of Slavic literature

why does my dick get hard when girls call me sweetie condescendingly?

what a retarded post

sweetie.....

I've never read literature from Slavs, also you should go back to /deutsch/

the good posters haven't waken up yet fug me

morning boys

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you're really a walking stereotype aren't you

dumb as a brick american fat sack of shit

Literally go back to your home general, nobody wants you here

well, i made this general so... ;-)

You aren't American, so leave

what is "american"

It's not surprising that a foreigner wouldn't know anything about this country. Get out.

>It's not surprising that a foreigner wouldn't know anything about this country. Get out.

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umm hi?

>defending the worst poster here

You should be tried for treason desu

seems you can't answer my question

so as i have been saying, there is no reason for me to leave my general

>>defending the worst poster here

>You should be tried for treason desu

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German cock-sucking faggot

wouldn't be surprised if this sour poopyman is the same guy who "threatened" to send "bad guys" to my door should i move to wisconsin

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weed got me paranoid lads

I unironically hope something very bad happens to you

what would you gain from it

watch out for cia niggers trying to castrate you

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*quotes you and posts a fedora pic*

You would fuck off for good

what would you gain from it

*removes pickelhaube*
*takes bite out of bratwurst*
so what do you all think of the jews?

I think there's a language barrier here. Maybe you should go back to /deutsch/

what are you trying to tell me exactly

didn't jack off this morning
my daily routine is out of wack
fucking day is ruined now

Go away.

oops my bad didn't see you here

where to?

*gets the dane a visa so i can get her pregnant and raise a family together*

An early death, preferably

what would you gain from it

*cheats on you*

*makes fun of your mutt children*

apology accepted. Don't do it again, ok?

Long live Texas!

now that we made up can I get you a visa so i can get you pregnant and raise a family together

frick off leaf

man fuck texas. Take that shit to dixie

Should California become an independent country?
The rest of the US is doing them more harm than good.

sure cana, nobody was planning to marry me, so it's fine

>>>/deutsch/

fight me yank

How is this post related to my question, I think you might have misquoted me.

my younger sister is getting married this coming fall. what is the most insulting name i can call her fiance? my goal is to make him uncomfortable to the highest degree. i was thinking that i would just refer to him as bitch for now on

wish commiefornia would sink into the pacific

Is /deutsch/ broken?

why would you do that?

Are you a Commiefornian or a New Yorker?

cuckboi

It would be interesting to see how California would handle the Mexican immigrant problem, absurd welfare costs (the state is minority white), and the lack of fresh water without federal help while simultaneously establishing its own currency.

because i'm an asshole and her fiance is one as well

I'm a US AMERICAN

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cute

Why?
I don't know, I do not post there nor do I have any desire to.
You can check the catalog and see for yourself if you want to be sure.

>I do not post there

You should start

rate my thread and participate if you want to

regards

Why?

Hey, will you take your autistic countryman back to /deutsch/ with you? He always ruins these threads with his autism.

who are you talking about?
so far there seems to be only german flag posting in this thread and i have already told you i do not participate in the general you keep recommending to me

once again dominating this general

Someone add a new panel with Sup Forums at the bottom

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I wan a gf I love plz

Wish granted

*sends a cute mexican gf to your doorstep*

all this fifth wheeling with the roommates is expensive

Ive already spent like 60 euro just going to bars

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just stay at home
your anime waifus are waiting
they will make you happy
for free

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Live it up, bud. You probably won't have the opportunity again because you'll be a permanent wageslave.

*steals the gf from the doorstep*
heheheh

going to bars is expensive. That's why you pregame

we have a usual bar/bars we go to, but they decided "Oh, lets go to this expensive one instead"

cunts dont even like jazz, I dont know why they were so engrossed with it

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your roomies sound like pretentious hipsters

worse, theyre normies

one of them is just under 21 so she's trying to drink as much as she can before going back to the states