You can only post in this thread if your country never had any ally
>Portugal prefers England over you
>France see you as an African shithole
>Morocco hates you
>Italy is too distant
No allies thread
Lincoln Clark
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William Thompson
>bully everyone around them
>surprised when they don't want to be friends
it's your own damn fault
Aaron Evans
We don't exist for very long but still. Reporting in.
Jacob Nguyen
Your fault for stealing our turbot.
Leo Roberts
>France and England bullied each other since their existence
>but now they are friends
In the last two hundred years we haven’t bullied anyone, and yet nothing has changed.
Why, JUST WHY?
Nathaniel Nelson
Why don't you try bullying someone then
Noah Cruz
We're the rich kid everyone pretends to be friends with but nobody actually likes
Adrian Foster
we don't hate you anymore, so that's a start
just give it a little time and an external threat will bring us together like Germany did with France and England
David Gonzalez
reporting in
>most innocent and peace loving people in europe
>all our neighbors are assholes to us
its bullying for no reason
Nathaniel Hill
Lies. You have France. Normie get out
Kevin Gray
Well we're allies in NATO together. The UK and Spain are always going on fun military exercises together.
Jeremiah Myers
Dylan Clark
France and the US
The Netherlands and Germany
Germany and the Netherlands
Luxembourg and France probably
Meanwhile we get bullied by England
Hard life
Jason Rodriguez
French people hate Americans
Asher Hernandez
>always conquered by latest hot empire
>get involved in their wars and die for the foreigner
>declare neutrality after independence
Aiden Phillips
we have no allies but are everyone's ally. none of you shits would come defend us. i hate everyone of you. im going to go shoot up the UN
lfrance wouldnt help us they would be too busy sniffing their own french assholes and telling us how superior their own shit smells
Jose Reyes
The only Allie we had are some Irish cunts that decided to leave the American army to fight with us against them
Does that count?
Jayden Peterson
He's a tall man.
Benjamin Bell
Hungary and Slovenia are welcomed
What about Moldova?
We both know that we'll never ever be real allies because of Gibraltar.
Alexander Ward
They hate you because you conquered them
Joshua Allen
Jace Turner
>>France see you as an African shithole
actually no
we just don't see you
Elijah Sullivan
Somebody said
No allies?
Samuel Thompson
Maybe not today, but you still have an historical alliance with France.
Dominic Foster
Only army and fleet are good for us.
Andrew Bell
Hello.
Mason Young
UK and Brazil are good allies. Otherwise we wouldn't consistently sell you our old military equipment - like HMS Ocean recently.
Christian Reyes
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Spanish are a meme, they dont exist. Galegos are bro-tier. I've met Basques abroads and our groups immediately became friends. Never met a catalonian but they give off a really bad vibe. We should unite the peninsula and genocide the catalonians.
Aaron Wilson
You have a better relation with your daddy Portugal than any of our ex colonies with us.
Robert Morales
the beating of the drum in preparation for Spain's visit.
Levi Jones
>what is Belarus
Fuck off normie
Nathaniel Carter
Backstab?
Henry Walker
What about Mongolia?
Anthony Diaz
A satellite state.
Literally who?
Adrian Rodriguez
>lives in Molenbeek
>my countrymen hate me
>everyone says im a terrorist
Blake Price
U U U U
Isaac Green
>complains about having no allies
>"france wouldnt help us they would be too busy sniffing their own french assholes and telling us how superior their own shit smells"
hmm
Luke Phillips
>ywn take control of Portugal and put all the traitors to death
>ywn restore the monarchy and become absolute monarch
>ywn make Portugal a glorious vanguardist country
>ywn marry recently turned 18 princess of Spain and have many children with her
>ywn abdicate at 65 and see your chad son inherit the Iberian peninsula, finally uniting both countries
Why even live?
Connor Jenkins
Afonso de Bragança, is that you?
Luis Mitchell
Fake reactions.Propraganda video.
Landon Edwards
Reporting in ;_;
Jaxon Hall
Armenia
Kazakhstan
Belarus
Isaiah Perez
Serbia, Syria
Gavin Morgan
That is entirely your fault
Owen Gomez
WE HAVE NO ALLIES
Dylan Smith
Netherland?
Jayden Kelly
Because no one can bear listening to you lot talk.
Carter Collins
we're tsundere to spain