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>getting married

find it completely mental the sorts of tiny distance people won't walk

like the distance between stops on the glasgow subway and the whole thing in fact is so small it shouldn't even be necessary for anyone except the elderly and disabled.

and there are way too many bus stops.

if you can stand at a bus stop and look down the street to see other people standing only a few lamposts away That's too many fucking stops!!

similarly people who complain about having to pay for parking at their work. you can find free parking 10-15 mins walk away it won't kill you.

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intelligent AI will almost certainly exist within the next 100 years. conscious or not is a metaphysical question

good post. walk everywhere i can me, good for the ol' psyche

anime

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i will never be loved hahaha

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intelligent AI exists already in government labs but it will never be truly conscious and free thinking it will always have a base level of programming

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fair play if you're already obese and your legs are fucked. but i see 18 yos, usually women doing this. no wonder they get so fat

>intelligent AI exists already in government labs but it will never be truly conscious and free thinking it will always have a base level of programming

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off you fuck

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you don't know what you're talking about

mum's in tears
mother's day disaster

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What is there to do in the suburbs?

yes I do

AI will never be conscious

ever

what did u do

David Cameron was a great prime minister, greater than, dare i say it, maggie herself. Thank you based David, thank you for granting us a referendum which would have happened regardless

just want to eat

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this lad clearly doesn't want to get married
why doesn't he just call it off

My live is pain

Me in the middle

>David "you have a referendum, you have a referendum, everyone gets a referendum" Cameron

already paid for the wedding

domestic abuse
alcoholism
driving somewhere else

life

Why

surely fucking not

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Real banter merchant that lad

any vocaroo requests?

isn't me, but yes everything is already paid for. I feel like I've gone past the point of no return.
At the same time I'm pretty sure I do want to get married though. I'm conflicted.

more women in STEAM

is he going to live in nanna's cottage?

britain 2014-16 is yet another example of why pure democracy is absolutely insane

Must be uncomfortable having a todger that large between your legs

mohammed

delete this rorke is gonna have a fucking FIT

remember: there is no i in STEM

why would you want to marry a fat 5/10 even if you knocked her up accidentally?

just go for the younger fitter model and tell her to fuck off

>wog willy bum bum poo poo.... NIGGER!

need a film to watch

god im low atm. wouldnt say depressed but im not happy at all.

If you wanted to get married to this woman you wouldn't fall in love with the first pretty girl who gives you attention

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mum said that the bolognese I made her was incredible but I reckon it's too bitter
should have added more sugar
let her down, but most of all I've let myself down

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>opening statement
over-the-top misrepresentation of the previous poster's personal character
they should teach this debate format instead of lincoln-douglas in us unis

hell or high water

gone baby gone

I’ve heard Depression described as the inability to construct a future. Social theorists have been saying since the 80s that blooming condition of postmodernity is a hyper standardized world which has no past and no future. Life after the “end of history”, that’s a world which has no future, so it of course stands to reason that anybody even a little socially conscious would eventually develop depression.

China 1960-2018 is a perfect example of why Socialism with Chinese Characteristics is a superior method of governance

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deep impact on bbc 2 right now

watched this twice, nothing happens

good post

think we'd really make progress

not NICE...

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cameron was unironically better than Thatcher.
give me a boring twat who knocks a can of coke on the floor and has it spill and then profusely apologises to the member of staff who has to mop it up over the bitch in a fucking JCB tearing the shop down while cackling like fucking Elphaba.

That's a fair point. But I'm scared that I'd be leaving a girl that I've got to the "engagement" stage with all for a girl in work where we might not even last a few months, who knows

im always looking to improve my recipe. could you write out your recipe please?

completely fucked my serotonin levels

>Implying China's been socialist since the 70s
why do you lie to yourself tankie

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well dark out

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Cameron was the greatest PM since Attlee

I CAN FEEL IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT

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so what mate life is all about taking risks you only get one chance
you clearly have no feelings for this fat shit you're marrying so why would you willingly enter a loveless marriage
you need to grow a fucking pair of bollocks and be a man for once in your life

just found one of those gem chinese restaurants that are cheap,
fast and good portions

The government have been planning HS2 for 10 years and it hasn't even started yet.
China has built megacities, high speed railways and become a global superpower in that time.

Ironing the shirts, cooking the lunches, finished my report for tomorrows meeting

Toil on the morrow lads

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Which drug is the best alternative to alcohol for nights out? Looking to become more healthy desu

Lad you're not even going to get with the girl from work at all, she doesn't fancy you
Call off the wedding, be single for a few years, then get married to someone you really feel confident about

you lads have daylight savings today?

this would run well with my own experience, although strangely the future i constructed that lifted me out of depression no longer seems remotely plausible. somehow, the lifting of the depression enabled me to re-assess the likely future in a better light and willingly surrender myself to the forces i would once have jumped from a tall object to avoid so much as passively accepting.

he's extremely good

Gabagool? Over here!

listening to the guttural growls of the gf's lower digestive system and the deep, bassy plops as she drops log bombs of pure filth into the toilet

I never said she is fat, nor have I said I don't love her. I'm just feeling things for another girl at the same time. Shits fucked yo.

>high speed rail is unnecessary because we'll all be using hyperloop soon

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why do we need HS2 on a tiny island

that should be the new flag of south Belize the white strong hold

what made it insane?

started H like 4 weeks ago and havent looked back.

really mellows me the fuck out

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the alternative is flying which is even stupider on a tiny island
(until you get to like papa westray tiny then it's a good idea again)

>who knocks a can of coke on the floor and has it spill and then profusely apologises to the member of staff who has to mop it up

when did this happen lmao

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Yodelling at how China has basically reverted to its imperial system of centuries past yet still keeps the communist aesthetic

vaping weed
but that's also the most fedora choice possible

A lot of blacks in the South

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Why are Britain's leaders so weak? can't even cling on to power or abolish term limits, little weak handed runtoids

all the options are either addictive, more harmful than alcohol, or both

are you mental mate

>Mr. Trump, I'm CCP

look mate you clearly don't love her and you never have and you're about to enter a loveless marriage when you're clearly in love with another girl
it's pretty cruel how you're stringing your fiancee along who probably loves you
grow a fucking backbone and go and tell her you don't love her and call the wedding off right now

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2014 very almost destroyed the union

2016 was two factions competing to see who could spread the most misinformation

dixiecucks ruined the country

we don't have term limits for one thing