Go, Sup Forums friends
Go, Sup Forums friends
similar pictures/games are appreciated
t. radical cyborg
fuck off, normalfags
Here you go
fuck off normalfags
I've never been able to figure out how to flirt. I can make small talk with girls easily, I just can't make that segue into flirting. It's like some different language that I can't interpret.
I'm a complete normie in every other way besides girls though. I've won awards for pubic speaking and debate.
Meh, I unironically got each and every single square in there and I'm still on Sup Forums planning my transition into a trap
shit, here it is
we don't have proms in egypt and it's a muslim country and everyone is mainly strict so i guess i did pretty okay
this, I like to watch rick and morty
This, same with me. Girls seem to like small-talking with me, but I've absolutely no idea how to flirt.
>I literally can mark a single square on that pic
just write funny ambiguous things and keep joking around. They love that. At some point you can just throw something in, like "hey, actually you are funny, I like you blablabla"
maybe they even wait for you to say something, just be creative and do the first step
I wish I was a normalfag. It sounds like a lot of fun.
>tfw not a normie but not a total loser either
kys
Could be worse.
I've had "You're getting better" but that doesn't technically mean good kisser...
Loooong time ago.
I mean, that's what I do as small talk. I'm good at that but I seem to be incapable of determining anything but basic emotions (when people are entertained, irritated, uncomfortable, bored, want to talk etc.). I just don't know whether a girl likesme and what to do about it. My ex had to explicitely state that she liked me because I was clueless about that.
What was wrong with the girl who liked you? Did you not like her or did you date?
She was as mentally broken as I was, we wallowed in self pity together for a bit then she manipulated me into sex because she wanted a baby (at 17ish).
Then miscarried and killed herself...
She'd been abused her whole life and wanted something of her own to love her, was about 9 years ago.
Same. I have given up on knowing how to do it so I'll just stick to being alone. It's not so bad.
for it just goes from one to another, there is no clear line where I would say I'm flirting now, it's just small subtle things which made her realize that I'm flirting, but it always worked for me. I guess you are not far off, just go a little more in the trying direction. Girls are different too, not every girl is the same.
How do you have sex in a public place? What do you do to not get caught?
Thanks, Germanon. You're alright.
Fingered my ex on a bus full of people once.
You just need to be young, lustful and insane.
got more than I'd like
What would be a houseparty like its not just drinking booze at somebodys house with serval friends?
Shit, I'm sorry to hear that man. I know how bad a toxic codependency is in a relationship. Last girl I was with we both turned into pieces of shit because we encouraged the worst in each other. Took me about three years but I'm finally getting back on track. Trying to cut out the booze since I just lost my job because of it.
Music, at least a few dozen people, and there would be drinking games instead of just drinking.
Did anyone else notice?
rate
seriously though why are you all so worthless? why does Sup Forums attract you?
sad! or a wizard pretty soon, so not that sad...
KYS
after you.
Damn looks like I'm finally a normie but I'm still you guys at heart
Also me
Apparently I'm normal, AMA
what is "prom"
Why does this fucking chart insist on picking up girls IN A CLUB?
Why not on the street?
the day you receive your high school diploma and stacy and chad go to a fency venue that is paid for by your parent's tax money
Bingo is dumb, this test is much better.
Remember, no lying.
I've moved out, have a job, and I'm in good shape. Nothing else counts for me.
70
bullshit on this chart:
>relationship with family
>taking care of a pet
>having a talent that is impressive to others
gg
33
being rich should be +800
El baile ese de graduaciĆ³n, Manolo
I guess it depends on how rich we're talking about.
Having parents who are millionaires doesn't really compensate if you're a shutin fedora neckbeard khv NEET who jerks it to MLP and anime 24/7. But if you're REALLY rich (e.g. net worth above 100 million) then yeah, I agree that it should be more than +4.
We got away with it. I just put a jacket on her lap and put my hand inside her pants.
>human interaction
4/27
>metal/physical health
11/33
>achievements
7/24
>bonus round
1
>total
23
15
:(
God this is depressing
Not sure if being a literal slave as a graduation requirement counts as having a job though.
Not sure if shape's good either.
Will post soon
No bingo here
>1066x577
Total: 9
I want to die.
not a normie :D
Looks like I'm a normalfag, even if my autism goes off the charts
How the hell is that even possible
This test is the worst one in the thread
I finally won a game of bingo
Somehow.
I don't know.
48%
only 3 of these fuck
doin both lamo
Fucked a girl at a party.. I didn't know if that counted as public so I left it out, otherwise I could have been double normalfag.
And yes this was all before I became a fat fuck a couple of years ago
1/2
2/2
i feel betrayed by you guys
Rip
Good on you. Don't be like me.
I really struggle to believe all this
ahahaha dude and im 5'9 82 kilos
i needa lose some fucking weight
49, a bit strange
I'm 25 btw
how come
I enjoy doing these.
lads, i'm not gonna make it