Flour control laws

>flour control laws
UK why?

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they are dangerous weapons and possibly a hate crime

This. Throwing flour at someone constitutes criminal white washing by attempting to turn minorities white.

Police state.

Britsharias hate freedom.

say "no" to hate
bake that cake

as if 17 years old would not want to throw eggs at your joke of a government
what the purpose of banning flour tho

Apparently it was a Halloween thing, literally never heard of it.
There's decent material out there, this is just poor.

O NO NO NO NO

It's not a law, it's a one-off company policy on mischief night
Kids basically go around egging and flouring cars and houses

Nanny state, what is stopping them from grabbing a couple from their fridge and pantry?

Wait...you have a, dare I say, DESIGNATED MISCHIEF NIGHT?

Nothing, it's meaningless.

This. My Grans house gets egged every Halloween, I once got a grapefruit thrown at my window.

it's actually the exact opposite of a law

Why is Britain Ageist?

>what the purpose of banning flour tho

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Yes, at birth all Britons are assigned a 'Mischief' token by their local constabulary. At some point before the age of 16, you contact them and declare your intention to make use of your token. Along with other children who have selected the same date, you are then provided with a high-visibility jacket, protective goggles, padding, a jock strap and a torch. Then you visit that particular year's selected street and are permitted fifteen minutes to throw foam eggs at plastic windows, usually in total silence so as not to breach nuisance laws.

It's called trick-or-treat you nonce.

You mean Halloween? Yeah I guess so.

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Flour and egg makes glue.

>the current state of the A*glo

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Them Brit-lings are a creative buggers. Who knows what they have in plan with just the dairy section.

>Crossing the road anywhere but the DESIGNATED CROSSING STREETS is illegal in his cunt

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to be totally honest i live in kent and i got egged by some cunt last week and it ruined my jacket

fuck eggs

>medway

medway is a weird shitty place full of weird shitty people so it's no surprise really

anglos fear the oviparous warrior

COUNTRY ROAD
TAKE ME HOME
TO A PLACE
I BELONG

Cant you shoot them in self defense?

>The absolute state of britanistan

In the UK we have mischief night where kids throw eggs, in the USA they have nigger riots every month where they burn police cars.

here in south Belize we are only allowed to have white egg no brown ones.

>Brits have to divert attention to us when they get made fun of
Pathetic

Tories are more concerned with their mansions being egged than poor people being burned alive.

>some local council in rural kent puts up a temporary age restriction on halloween night

wow it's fucking nothing

Implying eggs arent a communist tool to undermine democracy

They took my muffin license away lads, reckon it's over for me.

I bet they claim it's EU law somehow.

>flour

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DON'T ABUSE YOUR POWER.

BIN DAT FLOUR.

You're all laughing now but when the terrorists start egging your houses we'll be the real winners

>everyone forgetting flour is an explosive

The brits are so cucked the only explosives they had was powder air explosions and thats banned now too.

first funny Anglo post I've seen in 2 weeks

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Sheriff Joe kept us safe for so long
With him gone AZ is doomed