Ken Dodd passes away at 90 years of age edition
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My name is Geoff
For goodness sakes
just entered chorrol and they fucking killed geoffrey
absolutely
the great thing about mild radiation poisoning is that it doesn't kick in until people are already past working age.
After just 2 weeks the outside dosage will be enough that all that will happen to those exposed will be intermittent nausea and a significantly higher chance of leukemia later in life. But by the time this leukemia/other cancers kick in, these people will be 40-50 years old anyway and past their working prime.
the only significant issue really is that it increases the chance of miscarriages by something like 5%, but not only could this be mitigated by careful rationing of uncontaminated food supplies also if you do the actual maths and compare it to historic miscarriage rates of even just 40 years ago its really not too much of a sacrifice to bear. pragmatically speaking it wouldn't matter one jot.
Kahn does some back-of-the-envelope maths in his book and reckons that for every 10 million deaths the United States gets set back a decade
WE SAID WE WERE FULL AND YOU DIDN'T LISTEN AAAAAAAAAAH
Me too. Fucking hate the things. I wish they'd fuck off to their own general.
None of the above.
I have a cat
Can't sleep
for gods sakes lads my day has been ruined since this billionaire died at the age of 90
>tfw no punk gf
That has nothing to do with anything I said
When 99% of animal life is gone because everything is too radioactive, then Earth might as well be as dead as the Moon
Suck my fat fucking chode, you fucking fat chut
pooclear warhead
extremely lonely, choons for this feel?
post big kots
possibly controversial opinion: donald trump is a communist nigger from outer space
good thing you're looking for jauffre
Put down the tuba
saw a fat ginger cat crossing the road omw home the other night
sometimes i feel so happy
sometimes i feel so sad
The authoritarian radical centrist era is upon us
punk music is shit
>Ken Dodd
:( my dads favourite comedian as a kid
I don't understand "overnight oats". Why not just use instant oats?
How can you survive a blast if you don't get a warning?
Your literally a fucking continent, who do you think your fooling
animals are more radiation-resistant that humans, by and large
Chernobyl is FULL of wildlife, its one of the largest and most natural areas in Europe as a result of the lack of humans inside the Exclusion Zone
livestock would have to be fed uncontaminated food as a priority over all others except the pregnant and children for food yield reasons, but otherwise the ecosystem would tick over just fine
Do you mind country?
Remember that lad that had a degree in the tuba and worked at Barclays
hate the government hate the council hate the politicians hate the local members hate the mayor hate the prime minister hate the governor general hate the queen
love my aboriginal elder
possibly controversial opinion: ORANGE MUSSOLINI DONALDINO "THE DON" TURNIP is a NATIONAL JUDEOFASCIST from CENTRAL SIBERIA
he did literally nothing to deserve doxxing
I stole everything from weynon priory and they are just watching me doing that
haha what a bunch of losers
Contains sugar and stuff
which one mate weyyyyyyyyy
>this 17yo dweeb who has just listened to Bodies and now thinks he's an expert on punk
HOWLING
In a nuclear war, the vast, vast majority of the nukes will be aimed at military sites, as once you've expended your arsenal if you haven't completely crippled your opponent then their return fire will wreak havoc.
Civilian targets are a very low priority, and only in the worst of worse-case scenarios do any experts seriously think more than a dozen cities will have any nukes aimed at them, let alone land on them
That said, if you live in central New York or London then yes, you almost certainly will die
go for it la
I miss the old radical centrism
modern radical centrism is too extreme
Yeah, a full continent
make me
Mind your own countrys politics Australia
just listened to bodies. im a veteran of punk music me
i always listen to cat power - sea of love, it is very sombre
Think it's bed time for you dave
RIP
>dweeb
FOY
How could it be a nuke if everyone survives?
would rather live under a far right government than a far left government
I'll sleep when I want, Oliver, you fucking lippy cunt.
ONE!
>nothing wrong with me....
TWO!
>nothing wrong with me....
THREE!
>nothing wrong with me.
FOUR!
>nothing wrong with me.
ONE!
>something's got to give...
TWO!
>something's got to give!
THREE!
>something's got to give!!
FOUR!
>something's got to give!!!
ROOOOAAARRGGGHHh
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
Dave's blowing a gasket
thats enough /brit/ for me
>dweeb
Haven't heard that in a while. Shall be using it forthwith.
Historically accurate idea groups for England in EU4? And when will be an appropriate time for a Golden Era?
*Shoves /brit/ in your mouth*
The one I buy doesn't? It's just oats that have been cut into flakes
Capitals would probably be spared, because decapitating your enemy's political centre makes it hard to negotiate or come to terms after.
Shall be posting my favorite punk songs from here on to annoy dave
would rather live under the batman than the superman
Just don't know what to do anymore
sue is autistic? i never knew
Why are people so aggressive on here
*Inserts my penis into your bum*
the politicans have bunkers, they'll be fine
theyre like cockroaches when it comes to nuclear survivability
doubt.jpg
*Slaps you to the ground*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
hahahahaha
>13 brutal wedding night photos shared by husband
What kinda person to these ads think I am??
what's wrong la
Well lad just break it up. What are your problems, how can you solve them?
step by step
Korean woman betrays her cultural heritage of making reaction videos for Koreans and starts doing ASMR videos, many such cases.
He don't got any legs now does he you insensitive bastard
My dad once said that Japan was a nation of autistic people
quick oats, same shit
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At 8:30 a.m. GMT on 26 May, Attack Warning Red is transmitted and Sheffield's air raid sirens sound. Panic breaks out in the city and the Sheffield operations staff man their desks. At 8:35 a.m. a nuclear warhead air bursts high over the North Sea, producing an electromagnetic pulse which damages or destroys communications and most electrical systems throughout the UK and northwestern Europe. Two minutes later the first missile salvos hit NATO targets, including nearby RAF Finningley 20 miles (32 kilometres) from Sheffield. Shortly afterwards Sheffield is targeted by a one-megaton warhead which air bursts directly above the Tinsley Viaduct. Strategic targets, including steel and chemical factories in the Midlands, are the primary targets, with two thirds of all UK homes destroyed and immediate deaths ranging between 12 and 30 million. The resulting East-West exchange amounts to 3,000 megatons. About 210 megatons fall on the UK.
Sheffield Town Hall is destroyed in the attack and traps the city's emergency operations team in their shelter underneath it. Over the next several days, the trapped team attempts to coordinate the city's chaotic emergency and relief efforts through their few remaining short wave radios. at 10:00 AM local time, nuclear fallout from a ground burst at Crewe descends upon Sheffield on a northwesterly wind. The dangers of fallout prevent the remaining functioning civil authorities from fighting fires or rescuing those trapped under debris.
A month after the attack, soldiers dig to the town hall basement but find the emergency staff have suffocated.
Don't take it so seriously sweetie. They're just words.
any haitiANUS man in
honestly miss when ASMR wasn't just weird fetish shit
Do what I do, buy some Steel Cut Whole Oats and mix them with your regular oats at a ratio of about 1 Steel Cut Whole Oat per 3 Regular Oats
Imagine being from the worst korea lol
Imagine being a spic lol
rude
>authoritarian radical centrist
if mussolini was alive today he'd call himself that
playing wow lads
fucking nerd
this but unironically
What's the purpose? Strengthen your jaw?