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Why does it matter what I do?
He has already decided he is going to kill me
i don't move whilst exiting the vehicle
dumb faggots don't follow instructions and then complain when they get killed
*teleports behind you*
*grabs by throat*
"BACK THE FUCK OFF!?!"
Let him shoot me so all this ends
if you exit the vehicle it means your moving
"Hold your fire! I'm a human!"
sub 50 IQ confirmed
did you know lack of a sense of humour is a symptom of autism and germanicism?
Americans cops are inssuferable, how come they aren't lynched when they're off-duty?
fuck you pig i have my rights! .I.
officer i'm from south Belize the last white place in the world
will never even visit the USA after seeing this
Is that a threat?
This is the cops gun
This guy deserves to get punished. That's something a movie psychopath would do, the shooting as well as the sign.
let me grab my dictionary and check what "threat" means
Oh yeah he got acquitted
many of them carry their guns off duty, they're allowed to do that
and he's a manlet
the worst punishment of them all
now I can sleep toght
Fuck the police.
WHITER THAN YOU ACHMED
BANG BANG BANG BANG
do you guys even have cops these days
please shoot me, officer
GOD DAMN MEXICAN SPICS!
*BANG BANG BANG*
MAKIN’ AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
Nope. We can rest assure we won't get murdered for opening the front door (only for crossing the street)
theverge.com
Ok sir, lets try to remain calm here, no reason for this to get out of hand
Do you want me to not move or do you want me to get out of the car?
WHY ARE YOU MOVING YOUR MOUTH? I SAID DON'T MOVE BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME YOUR WHITE GENES
Get DOWN ON THE FLOOR, CROSS YOUR LEGS, LEFT FOOT OVER RIGHT FOOT, PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR DONT PUT YOUR ARMS DOWN IF YOU PUT YOUR ARMS DOWN YOURE DEAD, CRAWL TO ME! *BANG BANG*
Cops can be serial killers like ted bundy too you know.
>exit the vehicle
I SAID DON'T MOVE *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
that was a close one boys I think he had a concealed weapon
>wat do
Yell AM I BEING DETAINED?!?! repeatedly while waving around your pocket copy of the Bill of Rights
>be a completely nonthreatening nerdy bitch
>cops always toy with me when I drop my spaghetti
they would never draw on me
lmao people at watchpeopledie tend to shit on countries like brazil but the most brutal shit happens in the us
I saw a Brazilian cop chasing someone running away and drive by shooting them with a machine gun when he fell down
both of them are top tier shitholes
You are to form a line, right hand over right shoulder of the subject in front of you, left hand over left shoulder of the same subject, lift your right foot and put it in front of your left foot, I SAID LEFT FOOT DON'T MOVE OR I'LL SHOOT, HANDS IN THE AIR, I SAID HAND OVER SHOULDER BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
*on a motorcycle
my point is that the most fucked up stuff happens in the us from a human pov. Check it. Most known serial killers, spree shooters and such are americans
Brazil is basically mad max and the police are just another gang
Something about America is deeply wrong. I feel like there are way more mentally ill people in this country than anywhere else.
he's right you know
>meet 6 million jews
>put your hands in the air or i will feel threatened, move and ill shoot, get down in the fllor I SAID GET DOWN IN THE FLOOR DO NOT PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN!! cross your legs, I SAID CROSS YOUR LEGS RIGHT FOOT OVER LEFT FOOT, CRAWL TO ME! DONT PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN, *BANG BANG BANG BANG*
you know if you had a gun you could kill pretty much every normal police officer in england yet hardly any of them ever die/ i've been arrested multiple times for drugs and driving offences and i love the police they bring you a cup of tea and your own pillow and a bed sheet and ask you want you want for breakfast
sounds pretty civilized, never change
I wanted to ask if that also applies to non-whites, but your police doesn't arrest non-whites, less they might be called racist
yell i didnt do nothing
oh and also reach for my waist to show him my license :)
>this kills the minority
The year is '94, in my trunk is raw
In my rearview mirror is the motherfuckin' law
Got two choices, y'all: pull over the car or
Bounce on the devil, put the pedal to the floor
And I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jake
Plus I got a few dollars, I can fight the case
So I pull over to the side of the road
I heard, "Son, do you know why I'm stopping you for?"
‘Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low?
Do I look like a mind reader, sir? I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some more?
"Well, you was doing 55 in a 54
License and registration and step out of the car
Are you carrying a weapon on you? I know a lot of you are."
>I ain't steppin' out of shit, all my paper's legit
"Well, do you mind if I look around the car a little bit?"
Well, my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the back
And I know my rights, so you gon' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack?
You some type of lawyer or something?
Somebody important or something?"
Well, I ain't passed the bar, but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"Well, we'll see how smart you are when the K9 come!"
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one – hit me!
kek every time
well be the majority soon m8
dont mess with us or our nurses will kill you in your deathbed :)
the revolution was a mistake
Wait I'm just a tourist I swear, you can contact the embassy at the following number.
Just stand still whatever he says. If he wants me to move he makes me move. Can't shoot me as long as i am perfectly still.
Step on gas and accelerate into the sunset. Press a button which changes the outer look of my car
>dumb faggots don't follow instructions and then complain when they get killed
Hands up and crawl to me on your knees!
>You do it
>Kills you
>Do the boogie-woogie
I say "I do not consent".
Sounds like over here except they give us some coffee and a cigarette.
Cops can be pretty chill in civilized countries.
I may not be the one to stop you. But somebody will, very soon. Also, the Wu-Tang clan will rise again. There are many of us, all working for the good of the Wu-Tang.
muslims aren't invited
hello officer cant you see my white skin and white thinking. did i also mention im white
like that's protection in america. white people are more likely to be shot in police encounters, but they dont get the media fame so no one really knows this