How strong is your country's military?

Say if you were invaded, how fucked would you be?

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I hope someone invades me

>Say if you were invaded, how fucked would you be?

>Russia wants to invade us
>they have to get past entire Europe
>Venezuela invades us
>they get attacked by the USA, UK and France
>Germany invades us
>they have to deal with France and UK
>France invades us
>they have to deal with Germany and the UK
>UK invades us
>they have to deal with Germany and France
Why would we need a military again?

*belgium invades you*

Invaded by whom? Because if it were a common enemy to the west they'd be fucked by NATO

trusting NATO with Trump

Belgium is a lot weaker than us. Our military is at least up to date. With a decent air assault and navy.

Belgium literally has nothing.

>get invaded by morrocan
>still invaded by morrocan black bull

>invaded right now
>switched sides and helped them

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well meme'd friend

Checkmate

>implying you won't nuke us instead of facing the samurai fight to the death

I think we know the answer

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I don't think we would be able to tell the difference if we were invaded, I think we already have to be honest.

t. 100 year old japanese soldier still fighting ww2 in a philippines jungle and shitposting on a stolen smart phone

Our military is the strongest in Europe not counting Russia :)

Strong with nukes, medium strength without

remember italy is also in nato meaning that your back is not safe in the slightest

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Jej

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I don't know but we can fuck up planet.

>anybody but the US
lol good luck

>the US
Shit.

Our military is not that "strong" on the international standard, but it is completely designed to defend against superior military forces, aiming to maximise the losses for the attacker.
So not as fucked as the attacker would be, regardless of who attacks.

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Completely fucked. Although I could see our 5 soldiers becoming insurgents

Russia would nuke us so it dosn't matter. Otherwise out army is a bunch of lazy but semi-patriotic dumbos with a lot of tanks and apcs.

>the samurai
Who?

I mean if we got invaded what difference would it really make? Life would go on as usual. I dont see the point in fighting but the country is too large to defend anyways.

>would it really make?
It depends
With nazis and japanese you will face the hell before death.

NZ is this weak? I am invading to get my spoils of war

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>abloo bloo trump wants us all to pay our fair share to national defence budgets and contribute to collective security :'(
yuropoors are so cucked and pathetic

>facing the samurai

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We are not very stronk

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hahahahahahahhahaah

No one wants to die for Abe.

We'd fight to the death for you Canada

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Enjoy the $20 in our treasury

very STRONK

I can get money for wanting to fuck your prime minister? Interesting, i regret my career choices

Nvm i am drunk and cannot read

Please dont i want Canada to stop existing

Absolutely meme tier.

Luckily, we don't have any resources, money or strategic significance, so no one would waste money invading.

It's the same strategy stink bugs use so predators don't want to eat them.

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it's pathetic, if someone invaded it would be another '39. we never learn from our mistakes, in fact we love repeating them

Strong enough to occupy Hungary which is all we need.

>Say if you were invaded, how fucked would you be?
Moderately fucked.
Anyone invading Russia would be fucked beyond repair though.

our soldiers are forced to march in shitty gear and constantly have blisters and broken toes.
Our bushmasters are stripped of protection and our guns are filled with rust.
We spent 2 billion euros more on defense since the crisis. so it is going up. And after the removal of plaschsterk (dont know how to spell her name) were expecting more spending. So now were hopeless but its going to be better. Also alot more people are joining the army since its a very informative and helpful choice for life. You can return to civil life relatively easy and maybe even get a good paying job.

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A-at least we have a (ramp)carrier group

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Nukes?

But do you have tigers?

>strategic significance
Your irrelevant nation was literally a turning point in USSR admission to Axis powers negotiations.

kek, you cant even govern your own country you cant do shit dumb gypsy

The first countries on this list are bravado answers by sheep fucking peasants that will run at the sight of the fitst tomahawk while the last onse are pretentious college students who will be quickly readucated by war fervor if needed, adequately equipped and sent out to fight (eg pushing buttons that launch stuff).

Would love to see a Hungary -Romania war with international agreement of nobody helping. Would be very entertaining

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Nobody can touch us because we have nuclear submarines all over the globe

Does budget tigers count?

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We could maybe overtake Luxembourg.

Too bad Canada we're in this together

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Even I'm not autistic enough to know what he meant by this

It's from an old thread were you would post yfw each flag invaded your country

>our two only somewhat feasible invasion points MIGHT be The Falklands or Gibraltar
>both would be BTFO within weeks

Not a lot would happen desu aside from continued annoying sensationalism in the UK preas

>Our military is the strongest in Europe not counting Russia :)
Ukraine beg to differ

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Not very but we're one of the hardest countries to successfully invade so I don't really care

If I wanted to invade Britain I would go through Ireland

Yes the emus have proven this

We can call America or France.

Idk last time I read an article it said that our military is broke and no submarines work anymore.

>your country's military

I wouldn't call this bunch of retards with outdated equipment a "military".

>Say if you were invaded, how fucked would you be?

Totally. Every neighbouring country could conquer Russia within several days if they decide to invade us, we're absolutely defenseless.

>Totally. Every neighbouring country could conquer Russia within several days if they decide to invade us, we're absolutely defenseless.
Fact

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I am tired because I am short of budget.
But it is not as serious as in the United States or Germany, where accidents occur abroad.
Boeing repair mistakes have not been pursued.

I read something once about Russia's geography being really shitty for defence. Something about not having enough mountain ranges or some shit.

not fucked at all.
we have peace with Israel,so the remaining options are either sudan ,lybia and Saudi arabia.
>sudan
on the brink of civil war with tribemen tier army
>lybia
already in a civil war
>Saudi
only one that could give us trouble,but then again the only good thing about their army is the equipment.the troops themselves are sudan tier

>tfw Finland 74%

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>Anyone invading Russia would be fucked beyond repair though.
This isn't the 19th century--the winter weather isn't an issue with modern logistics and Moscow is also awfully close to the border.

It's difficult to defend from an attack coming from Europe due to the north German plain that reaches all the way to the Urals. It's prime tank country and has almost no natural defenses, just some swamps and sparse woods.

Here you can see European topography.

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>Germany
Mah nigga.

Our military is woefully underfunded, we would be fine in the event of invasion since we're friends with the big kid on the playground though as much as i wish we would just get our own military.

God that thing's ugly, it looks like a sardine can

Say an unrealistic situation comes where just 1 of our neighbor invades us
1. Bosnia, we could beat them, arm the Serbians in Bosnia and probably occupy most of the country
2. Croatia, close battle but we could occupy at least a part of their country assuming that the officers are as good (no major blunders)
3. Bulgaria probably a stalemate, might even lose depending on who makes more military blunders. Both of our countries have a lot of old Soviet Equipment
4. Macedonia no contest
5. Montenegro no contest
6. Romania likely to beat us
7. No fucking clue about their army. I can assume they have just old Soviet stuff and not that many of it, they probably cannot invade us.
And none of these will happen, Romanians are basically allies anyway

Pretty strong considering our size. Plus being an island makes invading us very difficult.

We have no military forces so... we dead

>invading Switzerland
Why?
We were ignored for 2 world wars.

Great idea lad, it's not like Northern Ireland is one of the most heavily armed parts of the UK.

I'll invade you, mia carina

I personally like it but I'm most probably biased

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>1. Bosnia, we could beat them, arm the Serbians in Bosnia and probably occupy most of the country
>2. Croatia, close battle but we could occupy at least a part of their country assuming that the officers are as good (no major blunders)

That didn't seem to work out too well the last time you tried it.

Instant nuclear retaliation from a Mirage M
We're not going down without taking Germany with us this time.

Our top class frigades are currently engaged in combat with immigrants from Libia on log boats. We lost and we are escorting them to Italy with our own warships. Do your math

Because our military was forced to pull out. Only "seperatists" kept on fighting (With huge equipment and financial support from Serbia) but still .

>How strong is your country's military?
don't think i need to explain

>Say if you were invaded, how fucked would you be?
pretty fucked

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no it was romania

Germany's military is really underfunded right now. I guess they could stop exporting arms very fast and then beat France but France would have an initial advantage

Will you still say that once we've overtaken you?

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NOBODY could defeat NZ

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I served along side the Romanian Army while in Afghanistan. We did lots of partnered missions and patrols, and we shared the same base. The Romanians seemed pretty cool, they cared a lot. Plus most of there equipment (even tho it was of Russian orgin) seemed relatively new. Although you abandoned your BTRs and leased MRAPs from us

I do not like war so I hope it never happens :( but from what I've heard we have an ok army so it shouldn't be that easy to completely infiltrate and invade and conquer us

As usual, we will first lose everything, and then overcome, uplift and then ... die?

Patience, I'm coming soon.

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STRONK

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Well we had the initial advantage back in 36 too.
But then German demographic power just outscaled France.

Fun fact: the reason French generals refused to field full armour battalions, and instead restricted tanks to infantry support in WW2 is that tank operators are essentially mechanics, and mechanics were mostly communists. So the general staff didn't want to create a communist stronghold within the Army.