How would you feel about an American moving in next door to you?

How would you feel about an American moving in next door to you?

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I don't go outside. I wouldn't even notice.

>an American moving in next door to you

How would I find it out? I never communicate with my neighbours, don't even know their names.

You'd hear the shots.

I live in a very old building, I don't know if these ancient floors can bear the load

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I live in Los Angeles so it would be an entirely new experience for me.

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good luck with that, here you neighbors will welcome you to the neighborhood often with food or gifts

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Why would Americans moving in next door come over to welcome me? I already live there.

depends how he behaves i guess

Isn't the janny an American?

I would like it, because most brits are autistic af

i enjoy this picture very much

>gun fire at all hours of the night
>beer cans rattling
>shouting in broken English
>John Wayne movies playing at full volume
>heavy breathing
>the thunderous footsteps of some unknowable abomination

Very good
From personal experience, Americans are very friendly people.

I'd welcome him to the hood.

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Would be an improvement after more gypsies moved around here.

>constant clapping

Glad to see the war hasn't effected Syria too much.

savage

>gunshots
>applause
>toilet flushes
>applause
>sound of something massive falling over
>applause

I was just painting a picture of "some" american neighborhoods, you will occasionally be forced into a relationship with them...it is usually mutually beneficial as you can then just pop on over if you need an egg or some pancake batter

Had a Texan neighbour back in the day. He would barbeque every Saturday all year long in his garage.

>neighborhood kid comes over to borrow some milk
>open fire with hollow points as soon as he sets foot on my property
>sue his parents and the city council

What if i don't like being forced into "friendships" ?
Thank cthulhu i can hit the grocery store in 2 minutes and avoid all of my shitty neighbors.
Cretans did the same shit when i lived there. At least they were quiet for the most part. Except one day i was going home to do a class project and they were having a celebration for whatever and they basicaly forced me into drinking shots with them and 3 hours later i was stoned as fuck and falling asleep.

I'd be happy, Americans who move abroad permanently are rich, handsome and cool people, they can't be ghetto niggers or fat whiny "tourists".

you can be rich, handsome and still being an obnoxious cunt

Every night sneak up to their door and take a shaving off the whole side facing the doorway and glue it to the frame until it slowly becomes too narrow for them to get out and they can't get out

>pinche villa

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I fear to watch, yet I cannot turn away.

>Hollow points

You're supposed to use steel-core 5.56 in case he's wearing body armor. That or tracers so the rest of your family knows where to direct their suppressing fire.

>go to pick up my kids from daycare
>have to change barrels TWICE

This is the price of freedom.

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>YWN live in a country where you can buy Balkan hand grenades for the price of lunch

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>looks like the mailman again
>suppressing fire on my mark

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You're not wrong, my man.

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>Not just putting up a minefield around the perimeter of your house and telling people who are welcome where it's safe to step

Let's see how much those girl scouts REALLY want to sell cookies.

Tried that. Kids kept kicking balls over the fence and tripping my perimeter defenses.

>not shooting the kids for violating the NAP

Need context. Why is the American moving here? What kind of personality he has? Did he bring a gun?

Damn. Maybe annex your neighbors' properties and put up a ring of concertina wire?

Just your normal run of the mill American family

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