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WHAT YOU DOIN' IN THE CLUB ON A THURSDAY?
SHE SAY SHE ONLY HERE FOR HER GIRL BIRTHDAY
THEY ORDERED CHAMPAGNE BUT STILL LOOK THIRSTY
ROCK FOREVER 21 BUT JUST TURNED THIRTY
I KNOW I GOT A BAD REPUTATION
WALKING-ROUND-ALWAYS-MAD REPUTATION
LEAVE-A-PRETTY-GIRL-SAD REPUTATION
START A FIGHT CLUB, BRAD REPUTATION
I TURNT THE NIGHTCLUB OUT OF THE BASEMENT
I'LL TURN THE PLANE 'ROUND, YOUR ASS KEEP COMPLAININ'
HOW YOU GON' BE MAD ON VACATION?
DUTTY WINING 'ROUND ALL THESE JAMAICANS
UH, THIS THAT PROM SHIT
THIS THAT WHAT-WE-DO-DON'T-TELL-YOUR-MOM SHIT
THIS THAT RED-CUP-ALL-ON-THE-LAWN SHIT
GOT A FRESH CUT, STRAIGHT OUT THE SALON, BITCH

I KNOW YOU'RE TIRED OF LOVIN', OF LOVIN'
WITH NOBODY TO LOVE, NOBODY, NOBODY (UH-HUH, HONEY)

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anime

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First Ranjeet itt

Defence spending going up massively this year lads

CAN YOU STOP POSTING THIS FUCKING IMAGE? STUPID FROGPOSTING SCUM

Business idea: Manime

*takes aim at you*

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made chow mein last night and this morning my poo's smelled incredibly bizarre and mostly vile

going to help the saudis commit war crimes in yemen somehow

love:
pints
slags
hate:
pakis
arabs
nogs
germans
slavs

simple as

and the winner of the 2022 election is....russia??

>Meddling in elections, as the prime minister put it, and there has been over £800,000 worth of donations to the Conservative party from Russian oligarchs and their associates.

tories shook

Fine by me.

Got called bf in the imaginary gf store

>SHE SAY
*says

> war crimes
> a real thing

wer my pikl rikrz at

Wow! What a lad!

>Slavs
Very mean

virginoidal freaks

Write down your complaints

BASED

is this an imaginary shop or a shop that sells imaginary goods
also FOY

sue

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in the house

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i prefer this captcha, it only takes a couple of key presses and lasts 3 minutes

B A S E D

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monday tomorrow and back to toil
wish weekends could be 3 days long

grime is fucking awful

War crimes are the cries of the weak against the strong. The weak suffer what they must. The strong do as they please.

rorke

>Manchester United captain Michael Carrick has announced that he will retire at the end of this season
It's time to say farewell to the greatest England midfielder of his generation

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nobody listens to it anymore

retard idiot use your EYES and BRIAN

james milners not retiring though la

did the man kick the ball?

calm down calm down

virgin freak

eating a brunch bar lads

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>It's time to say farewell to the greatest England midfielder of his generation


wew

Yeah all those German women being brutally raped was brilliant

In fact by this logic the Soviet Union should have put a bullet in every German man and boys head while keeping the women as concubines

Stop posting this dead shit gimmick you virgin

funny to think tim could be a pro gourmet cook

lads... a poo... is in my arse

soy

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quite enjoyed the tim gimmick, makes me sad that hes perpetually stuck in an almost groundhog day like lifestyle

release it then

size of those calves
mirin hjard

England:
A blend of Sweden and the US.
A very strong belief that "British is best". For example they thought that their sales techniques were the best in the world even though they more or less broke even especially when some customers needed to use the support. It took quite a long time before they began accepting change in the company. However, they were quick to adapt and streamline everything when they did accept it. They appreciate Swedes quite a bit. We have a high reputation for having a good work ethic, being loyal and being able to speak English.

England as a country to live in:
Funny as a hell. Incredibly open (believe it or not). The brits party hard and everything that gives a reason to drink always becomes a big deal. Standing festivities every Friday at the company I was at. Many infidelities happened there. Once again quite high crime rate. Lower than both France and Italy, it felt like. But significantly higher than Sweden.
If you think Swedish politics is slow and bureaucratic ... well it doesn't hold a candle to England. I was shocked at how fast Brexit went. Everything else takes years. They were dealing with a new kind of method regarding companies when I worked there. Once implemented, it was calculated that so much time has been spent on the law that it will probably take over 80 years before getting returns. Over 400 lawyers were consulted.

Standard: Incredibly expensive and each and every small improvement will cost you. Renovating a kitchen might cost you 20-30 thousand pounds and the equivalent in Sweden might cost 50 thousand Swedish Crowns.
I lived outside Manchester.
I lived and worked for about 2 years in England.

Is this an accurate description of working life in England?

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why greasy

>that random outcropping behind his head, held up by a metal thing

ah yes, compartmentalised houses

>he believes in the mass raping of german women by the soviets meme
Funny that on a per capita basis, more Germans raped Slavic women, than Slavic men did German women - which is why this never really gets brought up or debated by Germans.

The Soviets would have had it not been that they saw it was more useful to use East Germany as a buffer state against the West.

Not implementing the Morgenthau plan was a mistake you will all pay dearly for.

WHOOOOO CARES

wow whos taking the picture?

you'd like that wouldn't you... POO??

its good for life that gimmick

it was bad when the russians did it but fine when the anglos did it pay attention

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The Tories are in the pocket of regimes which are a threat to Britain's national security. Where is the media outrage?

LADS
drugs to make music better that ISNT molly or lsd?

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>there are people who do not poo every day

kin ell imagine being full of a month's worth of compacted shit

no

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wish Tim would do a cooking video

couldnt be more wrong

Sweden is a 3rd world Muslim nation, so you are correct

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cocaine
psilocybin
2cb

do you love sue

>Sweden is a 3rd world Muslim nation, so you are correct

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Morgenthau plan is basically still in place

You’ve been neutered, Germany will never pose a threat to European stability again

genuinely embarrassing seeing yanks on rorke fb pages spouting this shite about european countries in defence of them having the 2nd amendment

ket

caffeine

does this answer your question?

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Honestly I made most of that up. What's it like then?

keep downloading films i have no real desire to watch and they languish on my computer for months

The anglos bombed civilians from the air, sure it’s barbaric but not nearly as emotive as rape and blatant brutality.

being in temporary power=/=the establishment
what kind of mong made this picture

Weed

shes alright

Lol, no one even mentioned the 2nd amendment here.

Your tiny hands couldn't hold a gun anyway

stupid boy

always good just in case

>being in temporary power=/=the establishment
>what kind of mong made this picture

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are you implying the anglos didnt rape and pillage?

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soy pic

Germany is the biggest industrial powerhouse in Europe. It could easily convert that production to war in a matter of months, and the population is now equal to that under the Third Reich. The Morgenthau plan was a programme of massive deindustrialisation. If it had succeeded, Germany would be four states with a GDP and living standard equivalent to that of Ukraine.

>being the establishment=/=the establishment
hehe, okay sweety

what accent is this?
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For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

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Not in WW2, I don’t think so. Never on the same scale as the Russians if so. Major British ‘war crime’ was area bombing.

london

Before recorded time
In some suburban room, see
The devil in his youth

He grew up pale and healthy
With the blessings of his father
The devil in his youth

His privilege came before him
The promise of adoring
The devil in his youth

But it all changed when he came of age
It was nothing like the simulated game
The women didn't love him
The races all ignored him
His proclamations failed
So he screamed
"Now you bend!"

stupid overwatch nonsense accent