Admit it. You wish you were American don't you?

Admit it. You wish you were American don't you?

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In some ways i adore what the US was, but what the US currently is, not so much.

Yeah.

Yes. Gib green card

unironically no

I like the U.S very much.

What’s wrong with it? American currently in Quebec.

God damn I wish I was an American.

Depends on the city

Don't think the fringe groups on either side represent America

We're actually pretty normal

Only for California

How hard is it to get a green card as a European?

I am American.

Washington and Oregon are superior. Trust me on this one. Well unless you're Asian, then head to San Francisco or San Diego, or just got to old Chinese people paradise i.e. Las Vegas.

Dunno, never tried. Easiest is probably marrying some fat chick

Unironically yes.

Not at all.

God no

Maybe Oregon, but not Washington. If you're going to be in Washington then you might as well live in Vancouver.

Portland has shittier whether and shittier social services, but taxes are lower and people generally nicer. Less diversity can go either way. Smaller city feel than most SF/LA/SD. Stuff also costs less up there on average.

p.s. You're wrong about that Asian part unless you're Asian that has to live around family and will die if you don't get boba tea every day.

no im not old enough to buy alcohol in america

only good thing about america is holding citizenship
hate pretty much everything else about it, especially other americans.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha no

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pretty much this

except even if you move to another country you still have to pay US taxes

there
is
no
escape

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to make it short, you have no social cohesion, everyone and every group is out for itself and the only thing that keeps your "people" together is the despicable hope to get on top of the exploitation pyramid instead of aiding each other

Not really. I have both an American and Brazilian citizenship. I'm considering trading it for a Chinese or Russian citizenship.

What state?

Have you been to America?
Also, I understand that we don’t have the social cohesion but that’s actually what makes America special. There’s just something about America that allows everybody to fit in uniquely and sort of improve the nearby area, if you’re from Europe of course. We are definitely lacking in exterior architecture but we have the best places to live for the price in the world. Everything is just natural and easy going here. Everybody can fit in here.

No, ofc not, for what? to have no bloodline, don´t be part of a nation with deep roots, but of a multiracial experience, also have few quality of life...

Only if you earn like half a million a year, at which point it's fully justified. Stop defending and excusing your rich class from their social responsibilities.

Honestly I really do fucking hate America, especially other Americans. The worst is "right wing traditionalists" Who think stuffing their faces with chemically laced high sugar shit and drinking natural light while watching nascar is culture and tradition. They're just as much of consumerist rootless trash as the liberals they hate only they aren't honest about it.

I would let this entire country burn to ashes to save a single village in Europe. That village has infentely more value and history than this godforsaken fucking country. Gott strafe Amerika

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if i was a jew american yeah maybe

Would YOU want to aid cucks like these
?

I admit, I am very glad that America exists and am thankful for what you're doing, but I absolutely would not want to live in the US or be "American".

excuse me for liking nascars, american tv, professional shooting, and diners.

Honestly, not really. I mean, love my local community, but the abhorrent government and its foreign policy makes me ashamed of my country as a whole. It mortifies me to no end that my country sows so much chaos and there isn't anything I can do about it. I know there are a lot of other Americans that feel this way too.

I remember going to the World Youth Day in Poland back in 2016. My pilgrimage group and I were walking through Krakow and there were groups from other countries waving their flags and singing their national anthem. We were all extremely reluctant to do the same because we were afraid any animosity other groups might have had for us. Twice we had to be encouraged by other groups, once by some South Koreans and again by some Germans. Also, Poland, if you're in this thread, I want you to know you have a lovely country and BEAUTIFUL parks. I'm honestly surprised you don't try to milk tourism more.

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Shut the fuck up leaf, your shithole is just America light. It deserves to be salted and pathed over as well.

No, I can't imagine being American. My heritage and nationality is important to me, but if I was in the U.S all I could do would be wank off to my ancestry percentages instead of having any real history or culture.

Fucking gross

not really

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AND THE ROCKET'S RED GLARE

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>you have no social cohesion
Tell me what you mean by "social cohesion".
>everyone and every group is out for itself
And the groups in Germany are different? lmao

SHARTERS BURSTING IN AIR

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No, but I wish my country was as powerful as America

YANKEE DOODLE DANDY

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i dont want to get shot

There is still a lot of good in America, but sadly, it is being pushed aside in the pursuit of the almighty dollar. This country is suffering from radical individualism (I got mine, fuck everyone else), and worships money at the expense of all else. Combine that with rising nationalism and a failing education system and you get a country on the road to decline. The election of Trump is a symptom of America's decline.

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Southern men the thunders mutter!
Northern flags in South winds flutter!
To arms! To arms! To arms, in Dixie!
Send them back your fierce defiance!
Stamp upon the cursed alliance!
To arms! To arms! To arms, in Dixie!

Advance the flag of Dixie! Hurrah! Hurrah!
In Dixie's land we take our stand, and live or die for Dixie!
To arms! To arms! And conquer peace for Dixie!
To arms! To arms! And conquer peace for Dixie

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God I wish that were me

Yes. Gib card of green

I wish I lived in a place were people had values, morals and honor, so no, definitely not american.

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stop shoving your fucking flag on every apparel and piece of clothes. England too. It's annoying as fuck.
mue mue i'm american. look at my flag that i got on my wall here. isn't it gorgeous? it got 50-something stars and 10-something stripes. every star and stripe represents something mue mue. also i got this headband that has my flag on it too. fucking stick your flag on a toster, shove it up your ass and then plug it into a socket. i'm sick of you.

>50 replies
huh I guess some people do

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I wish I were Sweden...

But I like my welfare checks

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>People are generally nicer

Lol, yeah right. Oregonians are known for their hostility to outsiders. That's why they hate Californians with a passion. This shithole sucks, and I would not wish it on my worst enemies

Calm down Vlad
Sorry your flag doesn't look as nice

Are you okay in the head? This country is pretty mediocre at best.

In a way fuck yass
In another way fuck nooo

>Oregonians are known for their hostility to outsiders.
Except they aren't. Everyone is nice and polite. People actually use traffic highway lanes properly in Oregon.

>That's why they hate Californians with a passion.
I think the only qualm about it is that Californians are moving up there and hiking housing prices. Being a Californian I didn't feel any hate, but lots of love.

>This shithole sucks, and I would not wish it on my worst enemies
Don't know which you're talking about but you're the only one full of shit.

I would happily tear up my US citizenship and flush it down a toilet if it meant I got citizenship to even the worst country in Europe.

I wish I was fucking dead, so yes

Eh. Growing up in Sweden as during the 90s was pretty damn sweet since we were still very successful and safe but people actually had a lot more freedom as the thick veil of socialism was getting removed. If I was rich though I would love to live in America. Maybe in some comfy flyover state in a medium sized city. Otherwise I could take or leave it. I'd just be trading in the roving raping bands of brown people for roving raping bands of black people.

>yass
CALIFORNIA IS THE PLACE YOU MUST STAY YOU HEATHEN

Used to love watching One Tree Hill and pretending I was an attractive teenager growing up in a small American town desu

i wish i was italian

>Except they aren't. Everyone is nice and polite. People actually use traffic highway lanes properly in Oregon.
>Stuff also costs less up there on average/but taxes are lower

I can tell you're just someone that idolizes the area with no real experience. I was born and raised in Oregon, lived there for 22 years, lived in Vancouver for 2 years and have now lived in AZ for about 5 years. It was astounding how much friendlier and engaging people here in AZ are, compared to the cold, "I'm not even going to acknowledge you exist" people in the PNW.

>Everyone is nice and polite and they use traffic lanes

Yah nah. The PNW has the worst people i've lived around. Everyone is elitist, narcissistic, and condescending. The show "Portlandia" isn't a media exaggeration. Portland prides itself on being weird as fuck. Not in a funny, entertaining way, but it a seriously weird and borderline creepy way. Traffic is the goddamn worst, no one in Oregon or Washington knows how to drive. ITS RAINING, BETTER DRIVE 10 UNDER. ITS TOO SUNNY, BETTER DRIVE 15 UNDER.

>Stuff also costs less up there on average/taxes are lower

Another red flag that you're just lying out of your asshole. Oregon is one of the most expensive states in the country, and the PNW is exceedingly expensive as a whole. My taxes were around 34% and my rent alone, not including utilities, was $900 for a mediocre 1ba/1br 30 minutes outside the city. Inside the city would've been $1300 for anything that isn't a shithole. Google "Tent City, Portland Oregon".

Food costs are unbelievably high also, as is gas.

You're just lying out of your asshole and anyone with any experience in the area can immediately pick up on it.

>tfw you will never live in the American post-war ad style idyll with your devoted loyal nuclear family and dog called Rover
What is even the point in living?

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>tfw no more rover

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As a result of having searched the image of "the American" in Japanese.

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hahaha lol

>you can see him holding their hands at the end of the handshake anyways
fuck whoever made this

no but i'd cream in this thot's butt

>I could do would be wank off to my ancestry percentages instead of having any real history or culture

Culture is regional here. The culture of Louisiana compared to someone in Iowa is completely different. Also, our country is still fairy new compared to the rest of the world.

Why are there 2 pictures of Kim Jong Un?

I’m sure many already have, lad.

You're a cuck desu

True, but perhaps the "normal" Americans in their passivity allow for the polarization. They're just as bad as the fringe groups, desu.

You’re just as bad as the fringe groups, desu

SELFOBSESSED

A true cuck stays in a shitty situation that benefits him in no way because he has already dedicated too much time to it.

>expecting at least half of the posts so far to be mutt faces but the only one so far is by an American

Well I'll be

Yes gib citizenship nao.

O U T
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I rather be Canadian desu.

Maybe before the Cold War I would.

Nope, couldn't be a NEET for life there and still live a normal life.

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Quedate en Mexicrap, chicano. No hay pais que te soporte.

I already am lol

This.

I've been considering joining the Sea Org to get a sponsored visa.

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nothing wrong with that

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Cheers lad
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Dog bles :-DDDD

Do you wish you were United Statian then

America is nice for a visit over a few weeks but I would never live there.
The entire society is too different, too based on working until you die, too based on status and money.
I value free time and short workdays. Something I have here in Sweden.
I also value tax paid education and health care, something that has helped me numerous times.
So no, I would not like to be an American or live in America. I much rather stay here in the Nordic countries.

oregonians think they are nice and accepting but they aren't
t. native portlander

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Yeah I hate being interesting and having a lively life too man lol

What does that have to do with anything?
I travel a lot, I'm married, we just purchased a nice summer house besides our flat and life is good.
But instead of working my hands to the bone I have more free time, I work 6 hour days with full pay.

They work less and have more free time while making more money and being able to buy more things. I'd cut off my left nut to live in Scandinavia. It's no utopia but it's still net improvement.

Thank you. You are welcome here anytime.