The CHAD Frenchman

The CHAD Frenchman
>Goes to India wearing a suit and tie, radiating Western dominance
>Is greeted with a friendly bearhug by its head of state
>Guarantees arms sales, use of Indian ports for the French navy and solar power projects for its energy companies

The virgin LEAF
>Goes to India wearing Indian cosplay, demonstrating Can-cuck submission
>Is greeted with mild discomfort and obvious disgust
>Guarantees new and surprising lows whenever people believe he has already reached rock bottom

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Canada, the land of soyboys, Lgbtq+azerty and feminism

Thats LGBTQ2S+ to you thank tou very much

GRIPPED

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>please welcome the prime minister of Canada, Justin Trudeau

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what a disgrace
aren't Canadians embarrassed?

Mon empereur :)

>a kraut
>ever critizing another cunts leadership

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Let me put it like this: the Germans elected Mutti Multiculti for the fourth time in a row and they still manage to look dignified compared to you LEAFS.

>How can this be happening? I am in charge here!

Notre empereur suit la voie de Jupiter

why are Trumps feet so tiny?

He is weak salesman.

Vive l’empereur!
Longue vie à l’empereur!

More like a weak solesman

basé

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>A fire is rising

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France, the land of Nig...

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We are also the land of chinese people in Europe, biggest population in France

Lands of
Niggers
Magrebis
Chinese

And the jews also, for Europe of course

rob is watching the sky now while doug is watching the streets

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Mon Empereur...

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If Canada was a person she’d be an ugly wrinkly used up crackwhore pulling trix to pay her IslamoPimp.

At least quebec is still european while france is muslim

What a clown

t. Butthurt leaf

happy to keep the supply of niggers steady :)

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Why does this south italian man wan to leave italy?

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I think he's just got a wiff of Frenchman there desu

It is a thread where angry overseas Chinese and rival are angry.

more free money in france

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oh lord jesus help canada please

For the first time in a while, Im actually optimistic about my cunts future.

>Canadian PM never even received an audience with Indian counterpart
>while he was in India

Has this ever happened?

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Who greenlited this shit?

>quebec is still european
You’ve never been here have you?

Military spending growth in the PR of China 38% / 2014-2017

Indian French made weapons purchase growth 24%
(12% share of weapons exports by France)

They're both Fr*nch

Hell yeah boi, u know we sellin dat good kush

Download complete

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What the fuck.

It was good that you could experiment with submarine development.
Rafal you came to Japan.

I welcome the India, France, Japan triumvirate of global economix domination. They are the only trio who can stand against the evil forces of China, Russia, and the US.

Please buy our Rafal.

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So this is his final form...

Dude seems like he was having genuine fun. Don't get what all the fuss is about.

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Opposition parties are saying that we and you have struck a secret deal that inflates the prices of Rafael's by a big amount. little do they know that these Rafaels have more goodies than the previous ones. (For ex. Meteor rockets are free

#metoo

>you will never have this much confidence
Somewhat jelly.

I hope India's gonna get that security council seat :)

*whirr whirr*

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Don't make me cry motherfucker.

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That's a funny looking bicycle. How well does it handle cobblestone?

I seriously think it'd be a good thing, although China's being a pain in the dick.

Wouldnt you prefer this type of bike though ? I know you already are getting some from us.

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Do you know about the based bald motherfucker standing in the corner fresher in all saffron?

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He hates Muslims..

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>I seriously think it'd be a good thing,
Yes it is.
I really think we should buy more weapons from France. 36 Rafaels are never enough. ;)

We feel completely humiliated by him, but we're honestly used to this feeling by now

He's not the worst dancer I've seen

Dude... even I am embarrassed at him rn.

He appears marginally competent because of the shitshow happening south of the border.

>australians on Sup Forums have been warning the world for years about the canadian menace
>no one chose to believe us until it was too late

Both countries are 3rd world poo drinkers.

Fuck off tamil nigger ^^

>I voted for this guy

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The security council doesn't exist to protect the world...

Rather, the security council exists to protect the world from the members of the security council. It's sort of a compliment to NOT be there with India's power level.

Hahaha so true! They’re shyteholes.

It gets a certain level of powers over other countries.

>Both countries are 3rd world poo drinkers.


Quoted for truth.

lol okay your country is dead mohammed

>superpower by 2020
>mfw
>mfw no face cause it won't happen

Hmm that sounds good if it destroyes Pakistan in any way.

True.

In other news, Jupiter also gave voting rights to criminals. Now every drug dealer and rapist in prison has a right to vote.

Someone explain to me how is this shit ANY different from Russian propaganda ?
We make fun of Russians like "lol at their obvious propaganda, Putin riding a bear, Putin half naked, Putin with a baby tiger, haha who would fall for that"

And here we are with Macron who is exactly the same. Macron dressed as a soldier, Macron on his throne like Jupiter, Macron in a submarine, Macron cooking his fucking baguettes, and so on.

Exact same shit.

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Bus में बैठे Sup Forums browse कर रहे हो क्या?

Every leader does publicity, also called "propaganda" if you so choose. In a democracy it's usually for advertising purposes (convincing voters to vote for you). In a totalitarian system this publicity is to ensure consent of the governed who don't have a say in the system.

नही बे, तुम्हे ऐसा क्यों लग रहा है?

College नहीं है आज?

भाई मुझे लगता है कि तुम मुझे किसी और से कंफ्यूज कर रहे हो।
में ड्रॉपर हु, इसी लिए घर पे बैठ के चला रहा हु।

Of course but still. Look at your president. Whatever you think of him, the reason he got popular is his loud, over the top, controversial, interventions.
Look at Germans, apparently she's not that liked anymore but Merkel was popular for her image of being serious, moderate and sober.
Not ridiculous photoshoots.

Sorry but except Macron and Putin, no, i am not constantly seeing pictures of foreign leaders dressed up in various uniforms and being prayed by the national media in such an open way. Except maybe in North Korea.
Since i took them as example, i have looked up pics of Merkel and Trump doing the same kind of thing, and i didn't find it. I'm pretty sure i could so the same with most leaders.

There's different kinds of propaganda.

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>implying we like Trudeau

Only women and gays like him

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i mean look at this shit
i tell you we are pretty much the same tier as russia or south america now, not even trying to hide the propaganda anymore

It's perfectly normal.

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You play military dress up to court the nationalist vote. You play multiculti dress up to court the liberal vote. More educated voters will understand it's cynical and propaganda. Uneducated voters will eat it up and see "this guy values the same things I value". It's hard to avoid looking like a fool though.

I think deals with China in January were 3 times bigger than deals in India

there is such a thing as too much dress up

yep india does this shit too why am i not surprised
and this is the man who supposedly saved us from populism

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How bad were the other candidates?

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Okay modi only dressed up as a soldier not as a Paralympic sports person.

>save us from populism
Who modi?

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I think Macron from Le Pen

भाई में NEET की तैयारी कर रहा हु।
और भाई थैंक्स एडवाइस के लिए।

> 2019
EMPEREUR DE FRANCE

> 2022
EMPEREUR DE L'EUROPE

> 2025
EMPEREUR DU MONDE

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>only most of the country likes him