What is a safe country to live in when WW3 is going to break out next month?

What is a safe country to live in when WW3 is going to break out next month?

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No WW3 will ever happen. Nukes prevent it

chile

albania

Uruguay, nothing ever happens there

>WW3 is going to break out next month?
please elaborate

What happened this time?

Probably an island somewhere.

we've been neutral 2 times already nigga jump in

Spitzbergen

>chile
>albania
>Uruguay

>safe

You're in nato now. You fucked.

>implying we wouldn't just run out like girls if a major event happened

most islands are not self-sufficient. Even big ones like Australia rely on shipping lanes that will collapse in WWIII. You'd want to live in a big country that is geopolitically isolated. I'd pick Argentina or Brazil.

none, stay there and cope with it like a big boy.

Name one historical event that happened in Uruguay in 21st century. It's as safe from war and happenings as possible

latinamerica or the iberian peninsula
we dindu nuffin in both world wars, wont do anything in the 3rd

That's true.

Swaziland apparently.

South of Chile/Argentine/Brazil to avoid nukes onto the US. South Asian countries like Vietnam or Thailand to prevent nukes onto Russia.

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

You will get sick as shit right after the war though

south Belize the grand slam of the white man

I was going to say Brazil but then i realised it's never safe here

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Congo

Patagonia

UK

Hitler's bunker.

New Zealand

Africa

Right here

Antarctica

Radiation rain doesn't discriminate

my house.

Ascension Island/Tristan da Cunha/St. Helena

Switzerland has always been and will always be the safest place on earth. If it happens, you are welcome my german friend.

Here we're stuck to this lifestyle forever

Life is only temporarily. If WW3 happens. Enjoy life to the fullest. Embrace death when it comes.

soon

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>Russians are planning WW3
>A: Now we must choose the targets. Options?
>B: Berlin!
>A: I have a mansion there, dumbass!
>B: New York?
>C: Are you nuts? My daughter lives there!
>(20 minutes later)
>B: Tirana!
>A: Where is it?
>B: Albania.
>A: They are FUCKED.

Why would WW3 ever break out? World wars are a thing of the past and now it's all about trade wars and proxy wars

none, even the polynesian isles will be used to island hop across the pacific

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New Zealand or Australia

Neutrality won't save you from radiation dumb mountain nigger.

>Why would another war break out? We just fought the War to end all Wars

-user in 1918

Haiti

New Zealand

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He said a safe country. Food scarcity to the point that those animals eat dirt cakes doesn't scream "safe"

Come to Los Santos. Literally a secret first world place surrounded by a 3rd world country. Lots of European expats already live in small towns like Pedasí.

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>Los Santos
After five years in the east coast... it was time to go home.

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Kek.

>sub saharan africa
>south america
>Useless ass islands

>Russia gets caught doing typical evil shit
>”w-we’re on the brink of WW3, guys!”

Everytime.

Cuenca

hi

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>Russia does evil shit
>American flag comes to its defense

Everytime

Lol in a world war sub Saharan African states would use it as an opportunity to carve territory without foreign intervention.

The same would occur in Asia

all of europe

We're gonna get nuked without a doubt.

I imagine Finns are the cockroaches of humanity

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united states

Become a scientist and run to antarctica

Maybe Russia? Cos it has the largest territory so the chance that you'll get nuked's gotta be lowest if you hide yourself in a forest in Siberia

FUCK

Probably Greenland or Iceland.

SA is safe as well moslty, regarding war at least.

We were nuked by the Americans in 1966 and nothing happened.

>HAPPENING
>WW3 IMMINENT

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WW3 is starting next month? I have been waiting so long!

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The Spanish American war never ended. We will nuke you again bitch

Dont be mad because you would not survive. We have bunkers in every house for 114% of our Population, they save us from radiation even if we get nuked. Every swiss could survive many months.

In that case nato just fucks you too and then you're surounded by enemies.

Real smart move juan.

This.

You may be safe from the nukes here, but that won't stop us from curb-stomping you because we're fucking full

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Not possible my gf would kick you out to make room

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We'll just start another civil war

>five eyes member
>safe from nukes

Sound great, Can this one be to put the hasburgs on charge and start another meme monarchy?

switzerland

So? Why would anyone nuke New Zealand? And you are as far away as possible not only from the nukes but from the nuclear winter that would engulf the Northern hemisphere if a nuclear war happened. Plus, you are basically like Australia but without the dangerous animals and comfy mountains where to hide.

Top kek, based Spaniard

He wishes. White South Africans are going to quietly die, as will most of us, I imagine.

>Why would anyone nuke New Zealand?
Were an ANZUS, Five Eyes and Commonwealth member i.e we close allies to the US and UK
>you are as far away as possible not only from the nukes but from the nuclear winter that would engulf the Northern hemisphere if a nuclear war happened
Implying that nobody would nuke any country in the southern hemisphere let alone on mass
>Plus, you are basically like Australia
Except for the fact that the South Island has more in common with Patagonia geographically and climate wise then with Australia
>and comfy mountains where to hide.
You can say that about any snow covered mountain range on earth, infact wouldn't it be not only cheaper but also safer for a spic like you to go to the Andes or Patagonia, travelling around the world to a Island doesn't make sense to me.

>Were an ANZUS, Five Eyes and Commonwealth member i.e we close allies to the US and UK
Nobody cares
>nuke any country in the southern hemisphere
Pretty much all the countries that would get nuked are in the Northern Hemisphere. So even if one or two got nuked, that wouldn't be as bad as the Northern Hemisphere.

kek, shut the fuck up Kiwi, you don't even show up in maps

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Embrace your irrelevance, it will save your life.

>Pretty much all the countries that would get nuked are in the Northern Hemisphere
Ok so after Mexico and Canada are nuked where do we start on the southern hemisphere