Germany vs the UK

Who is more powerful and why

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probably Germany
also show your green card

by what metric? Most of them we win, though.

>by what metric?
economy, influence, etc. etc

>economy

us, especially with the lack of industry the brits have compared to us and the fact that their economy is service driven which will take a dive after brexit

>influence

Tricky. If Germany isn't already more powerful, it certainly will be in a couple of decades the way things are going

>it certainly will be in a couple of decades the way things are going
what about your demographics

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That really doesn't change anything by way of economics. We have a rapidly ageing population which is being remedied by immigration

>We have a rapidly ageing population which is being remedied by immigration
LOL

France

Germans don't need a Bratwurstzange

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What is funny about that? It's objective fact.

gotta admit that Macron is trying its best to make france relevant in the european continent
Your demographics are a bit fucked, and if it continues Germany might be finished

UK. Us and Australia would support them in a conflict.
Also Germany never wins

you're being very vague. Explain fucked? I already told you we're sorting it out. Also, please explain what you mean by finished?

>Us and Australia would support them in a conflict.

Not canada?

trying to bring immigrants from muslim countries to boost the birthrate is bad

Why? They are proven to work and therefore pay taxes for out over-burdened pension system

SAD

He means they'll be less white people.

>white
>"people"
Nice meme.

Ahh, well that's the pot calling the kettle black coming from Mexico

In terms of Military might the UK by far!

and industry?

Not sure if German humour but I said "us" as in my country of Canada not the United States

That'll be Germany especially with the Automotive industry

why cant you have an automotive industry

Because we sold off all our assets post WW2 and during the 60's and 70's, obviously you know how huge the likes of VW and BMW are! Where as the British in terms of well know Automotive manufactures would be McLaren and Morgan thats about it!

Germany has 20 million more people and they're both developed, Western countries. The UK has more influence with the Commonwealth and USA, but Germany firmly rules Europe, which dwarfs anything the UK has. Economically Germany is much larger so there's no contest there, but Britain has the objectively stronger military.

To simplify it, Germany is stronger in trade and diplomacy, but not militarily. This is likely to change as the EU continues to federalise and tensions between the West and Russia continue to boil, it's likely Germany's military will be expanded quite a bit. This isn't to say the UK is weak, given it's population and resources Britain is exceptionally powerful, but there are 80 million Germans in Europe, almost 100 million if you count the Swiss and Austrians. Britain alone cannot compete with that on a level playing field.

Mclaren is also expensive as fuck,

For sure! To be honest its a bit of a gem the UK still has

LOL Germany lost two world wars, later was divided by the super powers for years, and then they suddenly rule all of europe without declaring war

Which is stronger, the German army or the British army?

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The British army by a large distance.

America rebuilt Germany after the war like they did with Japan.

German army is bad nowadays.
The interesting question would be which one between the French and British army is better.

for example what if the UK decided to invade Ireland,
Would the economic sanctions put by germany and the EU affect you??

you're danger

>America rebuilt Germany

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The german was not able to respond me how is his country going to fix the demographics

They did. They could've very easily left you a smouldering ruin.

hey tell me about this

look at these incapable German people who would be left in ruins if not for the big american cock

or are these god like Americans bringing prosperity to Germany?

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Who do you think bought German goods?

Thanks
German army that used to be strong in the past.
It's pitiful...

literally everyone, most prominently Germans themselves and your shitty rainy island although your government tried to prevent it by introducing "made in Germany" seals of superior quality

>German army that used to be strong in the past.
it has never been strong

Germany used to be the home of the south Belizean before Hitler fell in love with south Belize and moved here

Really?
There were many countries and areas dominated by Germany during the WW2.

Germany just messed with weak countries, when they invaded invaded Russia, they got BTFO so badly even hitler admitted he fucked up so badly

However Germany is superoir to Britain on the spec sheets,always Britain wins.
they can use cheats called "commonwealth"

>it has never been strong
alright, never post again.

Only real enemy was France and the UK. Everything else was just a pushover and once France was gone the rest fell like dominoes.

Kinda sucks that there are only 2 states that have any chance of preventing fascism on the continent.

>germany was never strong
>that's how they were able to win against weak countries
you must go back North

Why are you conflating post-war Germany with something that happened over a hundred years before?

Brits win on most counts except economy, and even then, it depends on what you look at. Germany may be an industrial powerhouse, but London is the most important financial centre in the world. It will probably lose its top spot after Brexit, but it will likely remain the most influential in Europe by far.

Humm...
That may be true.

UK is more powerful BY FAR because economy and population don't count and London has a stock exchange. Also Germans, unlike British, only don't live in ruins because the BMC (big mixed cock) singlehandly rebuilt Germany.

Will brexit affect the UK???

I'd say the odds are good, yeah.

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Oh yeah the immigrants you just let in are TOTALLY gonna fix that problem, yeah...

hey respond this one plz

UK will rule the seas again while Germany falls to ruins

>Germany falls to ruins
Don't make me feel bad

It's true though
See

australia

Neither

Wish we could blockade them again to teach them another lesson

why
when did you put a blockade against them

they are equaly worthless

how so

Economically speaking, Germany beats the shit out of the UK. Manufacturing industry in the UK has been crumbling down while that in Germany is on its roll now.

bump

i think uk(beaten germany twice and has significantly more global influence) with germany being extremely close though
but i'm confused to whether the uk's main historical arch-rival is france or germany?

Historically it has been France but more modern history its the Germans

Germany wasn't a rival until quite recently, from a historical perspective. In fact we were allied more often than not. You could argue that the rivalry had much bigger consequences for the world, though.

Well fucking Germany now thanks to Brexitards. Thanks guys.

France is the anime tier rival that joins the protagonist against the big bad. The big bad is Germany.

sorry