>live in Sweden
>work fulltime
>suddenly the company I work for can provide me a "fitness allowance"
>300€/month for myself to pay for gymcard and other stuff to make me a more healthy human bean, paid by the state
>reminder that this will never happen it fatmerica
Why are you so jealous of Sweden pol?
>paid by the state
Lefties are very generous with other people's money.
Nobody is jealous of New Somalia
Similar thing offered to employees at my workplace. Our health scheme gives us a 25% reduction off our insurance premiums if we keep bmi less than 28.
I hate it when organisations meddle in peoples affairs like this. Whether its the state, or a private firm, neither should be getting involved in peoples private matters. Just seems completely Orwellian to me.
There'll be a further 10% taken off our costs if all the smokers kick the habit. Shit like that makes me want to start smoking just to fuck em.
we have a capitalist approach. sales, ads, new years resolutions.
we also throw pigs and bacon at muslims while you let them sleep with your wives. cuck.
Enjoy it while it lasts, richfags.
>richfags
Top kek, hello poorfag
>literally your state taking your own money and then deciding how you should spend it
Honestly I feel your point about government staying out of people's personal lives but I think it makes sense for insurance.
If you're living a healthy lifestyle that leads itself to you being less likely to get sick, you should be able to pay less for insurance. And companies interested in keeping you healthy should incentivise you doing your part.
It's not like they're holding you at gunpoint and go "EAT THE FUGGIN SALAD", they're just giving you a gentle nudge.
I'm savoring All that sweet government assistance flowing into the Muslim immigrants pockets.
My workplace has a fitness center INSIDE of it. So....
Germany please
False
I work for a company that will provide me discounts on gym and health shit and give you cash prizes for losing weight along with quiting smoking and send stop smoking aids right to your door
Try again sven
>Paid by the state
No, paid by tax payers like me.. would be a more accurate statement.
Fine if your employer wants you to have a certain % of your wage go to fitness, and you could make that deal, but why am I involved in paying for you?
>government takes all your money
>hands you back a few crumpled bills and tells you how to spend it
>off you go, clicking your heels as you scurry to post this joyous news on Sup Forums despite the fact your women are being raped, your culture replaced, and all meaning in your life lost due to ""democratic"" social manipulation
>state takes 50% of the money your boss give you
>gives a little of it back to you
>WOWOWOW now aren''t you all jealous of me?
this is how stupid you are
Hope you're saving that money Sven, it won't last.
uh.. actually my work pays for my gym, my healthcare, my school, 5k for certifications and other training and my phone because they call me on it.
... what the fuck are you talking about, sweden? Do you even know how capitalism works?
While you're at the the gym trying to get buff, Sigrid is at home getting plowed by Muhammed and Jamal.
>the company I work for can provide me a "fitness allowance"
>paid by the state
Sweden is a mysterious country indeed.
Yes you dumb Swede.
Keep working full time, going to the gym and eating healthy while the government floods the country with Jihadi's.
Enjoy Sharia and the coming civil war.
Everything is paid by the "taxpayers , aslong as it isn`t a rich person paying as a private entity, Because we all know they dont pat taxes
This is very true. Minus overhead fees, because some fat bureaucrat needs his cozy job and his salary has to come from somewhere.
Yeah.. unless it becomes the law.
lmao i live in the same city as him.
You don't pay 50% unless you earn more than €50000 which i doubt op does
>live in Sweden
>get 300 eurobux to go to a gym
>get robbed by refugees on the way to the gym
>get to the gym on foot
>gym has been converted into refugee center
>try to get some lifting done, but all the benches are being used to behead infidels
>give up after being raped for the 3rd time and go home
>smile and thank Allah for my blessed life while Ahmed and Duresh double team my wife and 13 year old daughter
Feels good to be a burger right now, and nothing you can say will change that.
>Our health scheme gives us a 25% reduction off our insurance premiums if we keep bmi less than 28.
this is retarded
the reduction in price should be for people who need the insurance, aka fat people, not for retards who have a bmi of 22 and therefore will never ever need this insurance
>gross wage 3000 euros/month, net wage 1500 euros/month and you get some shitty services
or
>gross wage 3000 euros/month, net wage 2700-3000 euros/month (either a small tax or no tax at all) and you can buy better services
I'd rather take the second but the government keeps fucking us over
money.cnn.com
>Mandatory weekly rape
>my delusion makes me feel good and nothing you can say will change that
>bmi less than 28.
What the fuck, that's still fat
Also all gyms and sports centres should be publicly funded. Get people healthy
to be healthy, it is enough to eat well and walk.
Lifting are for repressed homos and insecure men and men who try to please women
>Sweden
Literally what?
I dont...
I dont know how to respond to this level of stupid.
>not be a fatass ticking health bomb
>be punished with higher premiums to pay for Bob's third triple bypass
Yeah that sounds fair
I don't lift myself. I agree with you that bodybuilders are gay. I just mean getting people healthy weight
>allowance
>literally letting the government make decisions for you like a child
>you could just be a grown ass adult about that extra 300 in your paycheck and go to a gym
Same here, but less generous. We get 100 singaroos for public gyms.
If people would stop being such fat fucks the government wouldn't need to step in
It is too easy, Sven.
>life in sweden
>work hard like a good little wage slave
>have to pay 30% of my income to the state
Life is good
The fuck you think that money comes from? TAXES YOU IDIOT. YOU PAID FOR IT YOUR SELF.
America is objectively the best country to live in right now. Enjoy your rapefugees achmed.
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Even if it was offered in America they would all go to Planet Fitness:
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>America is objectively the best country to live in right now.
lel no
enjoy being 60% white and 8 years of Hillary, Tyrone
>nation of nu-males
>fitness allowance
Have fun walking on the treadmill for 20 minutes cuck
Jokes on you I only have 10 months to live
Sorry OP, can you help me find "Sweden" on the map? I can't find it.
>Live in feminism: the country
>Fucked by taxes
>Joyed over a 300 euro fitness bullshit card
Real nice.
>be not retarded
>eat 1500-1800 calories per day
>don't drink calories
>walk occasionally
>don't gain weight
Why you cucks need a fitness allowance? To many soda refills at Ikea?
It's mislabeled as Somalia
sounds awesome, hans-eric! i hope you will use this :)
> bmi 28 is fat
Only for whiteys
20% of our population is Polynesian. Google pics of Samoans, Maoris or Tongans. Its rare any of them would have a bmi of less than 30. Also I work for a government department, therefore we have a quota system meaning those groups are over represented. But hey that's another story.
>Mislabeled
Fatsos mad at my aesthetics
>ha ha Swedenstan amirire
>ha ha Muslims in ur country amirite ha really makes u think xD
/thread
19% VAT
GEZ
JUST FUCK MY PAYCHECK UP
>Honestly I feel your point about government staying out of people's personal lives but I think it makes sense for insurance.
You could apply this at the government level for countries that have national health care, though. It is in the interest of the state that its citizens are healthy because the state pays for their healthcare in the first place.
>germany
>It's mislabeled as Somalia
You are wrong I just verified
Hi my canadian friend, Let me just remind you that canada has Davie st
I live in a third world country but I'm not even jelly over your immigrant filled shithole.
High tax rate and most of it going into helping out these immigrants with raping your women. Defintiely new somalia. No worries though, most of the other european countries are folllowing your footsteps, germany being a close second now. At least Uk has the bright idea to get the fuck out of EU.
That's just visually assaulting and unpleasant to look at on it's own.
Dumb fucking thread
>lol u mad merifatz
I have a free gym membership too, from my girlfriends job. I recommend westerns to the dude at the counter and he lets me bring in friends for free.
>from when I was 15 to 18 me and some friends ran a Counter-Strike gaming community (ranked ladders) paid for by the state (SVEROK, support clubs for gaming, board games and LARPing)
>website hosting, game server hosting, etc. was eventually 100% paid for
>had 70k active members and sponsorship deals netting quite a lot of money
>Working out
>Posting on Sup Forums
pick one
there is at least one known case
part time >/fit/izen famalam
no homo
€/month for myself to pay for gymcard
Sorry, but how much do gym memberships cost in Sweden?
Depends on wich one, there is cheap "basementgyms" that costs about €120/ year and there are more exclusive chains that goes for about 420/ year
Scandinavia is pretty sweet...
Some guys I know get a 7000 nok ($845) mobile phone allowance that they can use to buy a mobile phone. They get that yearly
and ofc there is those super pricey ones too, but im not counting them in since I only mention the standard chains, not the posh private gyms
Gymcard? I bet you'll be squating 24/7 so mohamed can cum a bigger load inside your ass. Fucking sweden rofl
Holmes Place is sweet as fuck. 600€ a year but you got a pool and sauna in it
ironic :^)
>an allowance for buying a phone
Your state literally treats you like children.
Well I wanna go and lift now,
Think its gonna be a back/ shoulders day today
>parasites who feel good about being parasites
Is there any lower form of life?
You could say the same about employers.
A large and generous state is good.
What else would the money be used for in Sweden you retard?
Japan way ahead of you swedenigger
>generous state
Stealing your money then giving some back is not generous.
Sorry people in Europe dont live off a bowl of rice a day, chang
Subtle bait.
I don't know about you but i don't intend to look like a stick when the race war begins. You don't go to a gym to loose wight retard.
>becoming strong is gay
let's be fat and weak instead, that will show them who the heteros are
May you be bless to meet ultimate gloriousness
You say that as if humanity isn't already a parasitic organism on this planet.
iirc, it's because having a smartphone is considered a human right here nowadays, if you ain't got one but want one the state can get you a cheap and shitty one if you apply for it.
We had this with internet access as well a while back which is also a human right now.
>needing someone to remind you to work out
jesus
Virgin detected
Or just be a healthy normal weight. In modern warfare and society being ripped gives you no advantage. Endurance is better. Plus if a war breaks out you won't be able to maintain a massive physique on rations.
I would think a cheap smartphone would cost more like $40 than $845.
>the state can get you one
This makes sense for welfare because it stops people spending neetbux on alchohol, but this should be restricted to the unemployed or people with really low wages.
you poor, dumb bastard.
Well, the guy was from Norway. I know our gubmint settles for the cheapest shit they can find for you when you apply for things like that. But Norway does have that oil dosh of course. Wouldn't be the least bit surprised if they actually get you top of the line stuff in Norway instead.
I didn't say anything about being ripped. Just maintain normal strength and you're good. Taking a walk and eating normal doesn't do that.
Oh and yes, whenever you do apply for these things the always ask for detailed accounts of what you've had on your bank account the past 6 months or so. If they see you make enough to be able to get one yourself and still maintain a liveable lifestyle with your money they will just reject the application.
Looks like Norway has incredible natural resources mostly controlled by the government. At least they give some back to the public.
Fair enough.