1 - Your cunt

1 - Your cunt.
2 - How would your parents react if you bring home:

2.1 - A white gf.
2.2 - A black gf.
2.3 - An asian gf.
2.4 - A latina gf.
2.5 - A muslim gf.
2.6 - A bf.

They be cool with all cause I dont have shitty parents

>tfw kissless virgin robot
dunno
I hadn't brought any girls to the house before, so how could I know?

My folks would be proud that I would have at least landed a gf/bf. If it were a Muslim/Niggeress (not black woman), they'd be concerned. If it were Asian/Latina, they'd probably want to come over for dinner more often.

>bringing home any kind of gf

5 day holiday for my parents to celebrate the proof that I am not a faggot

>White gf
happy

>Black
mixed

>Asian
happy to my face, disappointed in private

>Latina
happy

>Muslim
slightly unhappy

>bf
never going home again

>2.1 - A white gf.
congrats user
2.2 - A black gf.
user we need to talk
2.3 - An asian gf.
yyy congrats user...
2.4 - A latina gf.
congrats user
2.5 - A muslim gf.
user you must leave, please don't come back
2.6 - A bf.
father punches me, mother starts to cry and runs to the kitchen where she cries even more, father beats bf to death with the closest blunt object

>White gf
Happy, my mother and my grandmother also tend to nag me all day about children

>Black
Family would probably kill her or something

>Asian gf
Family would be a bit pissed that she isn't white, but they'd be fine with it

>Latina
They'd be happy

>Muslim
Same as blacks

>Bf
And this is where I would die myself.

>White gf
Normal

>Black
they would be surprised

>Asian
They would think im using drugs,where do you find an asian in Bosnia

>Latina
same as asian

>Muslim
Well an arab they would be mad but a white bosnian muslim happy

>bf
I would be dead

>white gf
Standard, obviously.
>nigger
I wouldn't debase myself to that level so I wouldn't know
>Asian gf
They kept asking her questions about her culture and all that but she was American-born so it was fairly awkward
>Latina gf
I imagine it'd be the same
>muslim gf
Would never happen for a variety of reasons including the fact that I'm not a mudslime
>bf
I cannot imagine this scenario

muslim is probably the only one they would be weary of. especially if it was a practicing muslim

i would never bring one of them home though. end up with acid on my face

Same here Finnbro. Virgins report in.

>nice
>why
>alright
>nice
>lol why
>get out of my house

although i don't know for sure, because i've only ever brought white girls back home. i could just be projecting my own opinions here.

>white
happy
>black
concerned.jpg
>asian
happy
>latina
concernedhappy.jpg
>muslim
disowned.wmv
>a bf
kicked_out.mp3

kek

1. See flag.

>2.1 - A white gf.

Happy/excited. Not 'because' she's white but because i'm no longer a FA virgin aspie.

>2.2 - A black gf.

Surprised/wtf. Family would probably gossip about it behind my back, they would be uncomfortable with it / find it weird.

Don't care because not attracted to black women anyways - at least for dating.

>2.3 - An asian gf.

Act happy in front of me. Maybe my dad would secretly rather I had a white/European gf, but I can't see too many problems with this (though I would be paranoid about the slightly racist Asian jokes people in my family sometimes make when at get-togethers/birthdays, kek.

>2.4 - A latina gf.

No problems. Bonus points if they're qt.

>2.5 - A muslim gf.

Most problems of all. My dad doesn't like Muslims and my entire family hates them/their culture. Don't care anyways since why the fuck would I date a Muslim if i'm not.

If they're non-Muslim middle-eastern, they would probably have similar reaction to white or Latina.

>2.6 - A bf.

My parents would both be ashamed, dad would probably start drinking even more than he does already, severely depressed etc. Rest of family still doesn't tolerate gays, some find it repulsive/disgusting and say a lot of nasty things.

everything but 2.5 and 2.6 i would bring home i will fucking shoot myself if i ever become gay. Even though i fap to some degeneracy

nice thread

>2.1 - A white gf.
"nice girl"
>2.2 - A black gf.
*nothing*
>2.3 - An asian gf.
"nice girl"
>2.4 - A latina gf.
"nice girl"
>2.5 - A muslim gf.
*nothing*
>2.6 - A bf.
"ayy lmao"

>white
Happy, I'm sure, given I'm a gf-less loser

>latina
Probably wouldn't care

>asian
Probably wouldn't say anything, but I'm sure there would be the occasional joke at family gatherings

>muslim
Like burka wearing sand woman? They're probably not be too happy, but let me do as I will.

>black
They wouldn't say anything, but I know extended family would talk behind my back

>a bf
I have no idea. They wouldn't disown me or anything though.

>2.1 - A white gf.
>2.2 - A black gf.
>2.3 - An asian gf.
>2.4 - A latina gf.
Be happy for me
>2.6 - A bf
Swallow it
>2.5 - International coverage murder rampage story

1 - >Asian American
2 - How would your parents react if you bring home:

2.1 - A white gf.
>kind of OK
2.2 - A black gf.
>extremely pissed off
2.3 - An asian gf.
>'Good boy'
2.4 - A latina gf.
>'only for fun OK?'
2.5 - A muslim gf.
'What the fuck are you doing!?'
2.6 - A bf.
'GET THE FUCK OUT!'

>2 - How would your parents react if you bring home:
>2.1 - A white gf.
Probably delighted and glad I won't die a virgin
>2.2 - A black gf.
Probably pleased but surprised
>2.3 - An asian gf.
Again, probably a little surprised but no problem
>2.4 - A latina gf.
If Spanish, probably thrilled. If Mexican it could be a little strange.
>2.5 - A muslim gf.
Probably very surprised and a little cautious. Depends how religious she is.
>2.6 - A bf.
Kek, not sure. I don't think they'd be too happy but they'd probably accept it. I'm straight though so they'd probably think I was pranking them

Fine with all, but I would never date a rag head, and I'd do the world a favor and shoot myself if I was a faggot.

>white
Happy
>black
Surprised and intrugued by her. Mostly in positive way
>asian
Same as above
>latina
Same as above
>muslim (impossible scenario)
"You know what muslims do in other countries, right?"
>bf (impossible scenario)
Upset and disappointed

1 - Your cunt.
2 - How would your parents react if you bring home:

> A white gf.
"Aww she's lovely user, you've got a keeper there"

>A black gf.
"Oh user she seems alright, but she's a bit loud and lacks manners"

> An asian gf.
Presuming that it's actual asian and not arab" Asian"
"Aww she's lovely user, you've got a keeper there"
2.4 - A latina gf.
"She looks exotic, but are you sure she's faithful?"
>A muslim gf.
"Have you met her family? Are you sure you're safe? Are they going to honour kill her for marrying a white man?"
> A bf.
"We're not surprised, we always thought you were gay"

1-5 happy

6
Mom wpuld probably over react telle me how much she loves me and shit and ask why i dident tell her sooner

Dad would probably akwardly ask me if i was a pitcher or a catcher after 5 minutes of painstaking silence

Thank god im not gay

>2.1
"Nice."
>2.2
"I always knew you were a nigger."
>2.3
"I am stealing your girlfriend" - Father. 2.1 is mother.
>2.4
Same as last one
>2.5
"You're leaving this house in a body bag.
>2.6
Same as 2.5

At this point they would be happy that I brought any kind of girl. And kind of sorry for her.

>How would your parents react if you bring home:

>2.1 - A white gf.
They would be totally okay with that.
>2.2 - A black gf.
They would kill me.
>2.3 - An asian gf.
They would be totally okay with that.
>2.4 - A latina gf.
They would be ok with that, I guess.
>2.5 - A muslim gf.
They would kill me.
>2.6 - A bf.
They would kill me.

>We're not surprised, we always thought you were gay"

Fug, wonder if my family thinks the same

Literally never even had a female friend ffs

>bringing home any kind of gf

>5 day holiday for my parents to celebrate the proof that I am not a faggot


hahahahah serbia wins

>White
Proud of ya son
>Black
Mum would like it, dad would be ashamed
>Asian
Proud of ya son>Latina
Proud of ya son
>Muslim
Mum would like it, dad would be fucking furious
>bf
Mum would like it, dad would be fucking furious

>2.1 - A white gf.
good job boy, now make us proud grand parents
>2.2 - A black gf.
they'd be surprised but if she wasn't a typical clichée nigress they'd be fine. but blacks aren't my type
>2.3 - An asian gf.
no problem here and since we lived in japan they'd probably be happy if she was a jap waifu (not so sure about indonesian or malaysian rhough)
>2.4 - A latina gf.
probably get a high five from my dad, mom will be fine with it
>2.5 - A muslim gf.
be disavowed, lose my inheritance
>2.6 - A bf.
i just want you to be happy, user. but mom would probabaly cry at night because i wont make her a grand mother

1. Flag
2.1. Disappointed I was a lesbian
2.2. Disappointed I was a lesbian
2.3. Disappointed I was a lesbian
2.4. Disappointed I was a lesbian
2.5. Disappointed I was a lesbian
2.6. Act normal

Tits or gtfo.

2.1 - A white gf.
good
2.2 - A black gf.
probably indifferent?
2.3 - An asian gf.
good
2.4 - A latina gf.
good
2.5 - A muslim gf.
pretty sure my dad wouldn't like it
2.6 - A bf.
mom would be fine with it, not sure about dad

>2.1 white gf
"Noice"

>2.2 black gf
I guess they would go wtf for a while but will eventually accept

>2.3 asian gf
"Noice" if korean, jap, chink / not so happy if thai, malaysian, etc.

>2.4 latina gf
Would think of her as a slut in the beginning but eventually accept if I date her long enough.

>2.5 muslim gf
Probably will be very dissapointed as my parents are catholic.

>2.6 bf
They would be very suprised and overly react, saying awkward shit like "we understand son", "it's okay being different", etc. Thank god I'm not gay

I brought home a Korean girl last night. My parents were still up and my Dad opened the door so I told the girl to hide in the bushes because I was scared of what he would think.

come on m8, she's Asian

it's not like you brought in the biggest she boon in England

>1 - Your cunt.
I don't understand
>2 - How would your parents react if you bring home:
>2.1 - A white gf.
Very happy.
>2.2 - A black gf.
Content.
>2.3 - An asian gf.
Happy.
>2.4 - A latina gf.
Happy.
>2.5 - A muslim gf.
Content.
>2.6 - A bf.
Content.
>>>

A she boon is like an 8/10 in the UK

My family is strongly European. My mum is Spanish. My Dad is Greek, English, German and extremely racist. He has swastikas and Nazi memorabilia everywhere. I've brought home Austrian and French girls. They would probably see it as a step down/ might call her ting tong behind my back.

1. Denmark
2 They claim they dont care about race but obviously thats a lie since a base instinct of disgust has been proven to be in everyone of us.

Everything but a white European would get me ostracized from the family.

jews should be sterilized.

Based father. It'd be the same with me. If i had brought any other gf than white or latina i'd be killed.

>A white gf.
Happy.
>A black gf.
Surprised because of what I normally say.
>An asian gf.
Cool with it.
>A latina gf.
Cool with it, dad would be jealous I guess.
>A muslim gf.
Throw me out and they'd never want to see me again. Rightly so.
>A bf.
Eeeeeh, would be akward but they'll be cool with it.

>1 - Your cunt.
>2 - How would your parents react if you bring home:
>2.1 - A white gf.
"finally"
>2.2 - A black gf.
"word yo"
>2.3 - An asian gf.
"finarry"
>2.4 - A latina gf.
"hey mami"
>2.5 - A muslim gf.
"allu akbar"
>2.6 - A bf.
"we love you for who you are"

>a white gf
They would all approve
>a black gf
Dad wouldn't give a shit, brother would probably joke with me, mom would probably be worried but she would accept it
>an asian gf
Dad and brother would approve, mom would approve in time
>a latina gf
They would all like it
>a muslim gf
Same as with black gf
>a bf
Mom would get furious, dad would be sad, brother would probably mock me

>1 - Your cunt.
Flag.

>2.1 - A white gf.
Ecstatic.

>2.2 - A black gf.
Tell me it will be trouble. Not because of them, but because the world isn't kind to blacks.

>2.3 - An asian gf.
Happy. Even if it's a SEA jungle monkey.

>2.4 - A latina gf.
Happy. Less so the more brown/mestizo she is.

>2.5 - A muslim gf.
Encourage me to see a doctor.

>2.6 - A bf.
Pretend they're happy for me. Silent disappointment.

>Bonus 2.7: a jew gf:
Please user, we don't want out grandchildren to get holocausted.

>2.1 - A white gf.
Happy
>2.2 - A black gf.
Surprised but happy
>2.3 - An asian gf.
Would laugh in my face and tell the gook to fuck off
>2.4 - A latina gf.
Happy
>2.5 - A muslim gf.
absolutely haram
>2.6 - A bf.
vomiting

And you wonder why your country is a backwards shithole? we should kick you vermin out of the EU and nato, and let russia feast on you, all you do is spend EU's money on useless nationalism and other stupid shit instead of trying to build a better country, you are no different than the niggers in africa except for skin color. fucking leech.

1. Scotland, Always Will Be United Kingdom

2.1. Mum and dad would be pleased.
2.2. They would probably be surprised, my dad would be pretty disappointed.
2.3. Well I actually have a lot of Asian relatives (Thai and Korean) in my family from both sides so they would probably be okay with it, I think.
2.4. Not sure.
2.5. Utter disappointment and they probably wouldn't allow it to happen, especially my dad.
2.6. My dad would be understandably raging at me because I'm the one who needs to continue the family name.

.6 - A bf.
>Content.

Sweden yes

Fuck off.

1 - Your cunt.
2 - How would your parents react if you bring home:

2.1 - A white gf.
>nice
2.2 - A black gf.
>nice
2.3 - An asian gf.
>nice
2.4 - A latina gf.
>spics go home
2.5 - A muslim gf.
>kicked out
2.6 - A bf.
>kicked out

Get out of this country you fucking slavshit

My mother has asked me to my face whether I'm gay because I didn't want to go to prom lol, she didn't seem to comprehend I was too autistic to ask anyone to the dance, plus I hate social gatherings to begin with.

Get out of this country you fucking antifa muslim.

>white gf
Wouldn't care.
>black gf
Wouldn't care.
>asian gf
Wouldn't care.
>latina gf
"Where in the middle east is she from?"
>bf
Wouldn't care.
>muslim gf
"You're dead to us."

I shit on you and and antifa you fucking slavshit, get the fuck out of my country you fucking slavnigger, we don't fucking want you any more than the shitskins, you fucking leeches

Iktf

>white
alright
>black
"user i never knew you had a thing for niggers"
>asian
alright unless she was chinese
>latina
>check flag, expected

>muslim
>" are you sure she's not going to blow herself up?"
>bf
disowned and kicked out

>2.1 - A white gf.
Just fine with it
>2.2 - A black gf.
Okay with it as long as she wasn't from the hood.
>2.3 - An asian gf.
Okay with it.
>2.4 - A latina gf.
So-so with it. They'd keep saying "as long as *you're* happy.
>2.5 - A muslim gf.
I think just fine with it. Probably react the best to a muslim girl behind a white gf to be honest.
>2.6 - A bf.
They'd be surprised. I'm clearly straight so it would be a shock. I think my mom really wants a grand kid from my own genetic material so this would ultimately be a let-down. Sure there's artificial insemination, etc... but that's complicated and happens after they knew I had a bf, right?

ITT

1 Flag
2.1 happy
2.2 shocked
2.3 surprised
2.4 secretly ask me if shes a gypsy
2.5 surprised
2.6 they would probably kill me

>2.1 - A white gf.
Nice job, son (i give this max 2 years before she dumps him like the amoral whore she is - hm.. Wonder if she gives me a BJ for a drink).

>2.2 - A black gf.
I don't exist anymore, rat poisoning.

>2.3 - An asian gf.
Eehh... Son we need to talk about the things you spend your money on.

>2.4 - A latina gf.
Wonderful! The house needs some cleaning, well done son! You've just saved us some money!

>2.5 - A muslim gf.
Elhamdullelah! Rahmetallullah! My son has blessed me with a modest and worthy wife. When will you have 34 sons and take more wives my son? Mazallah you are indeed My Son! Thank you for taking heed to what we have said, inshallah you will bring good name and honor upon your family until you enter Heaven!

>2.6 - A bf.
Good job son! That's what we wanted to hear. We will always support your decision. You really know how to bring happiness to this family, son! When are you adopting? :)

They wouldn't mind any of them except the Muslim.

My dad is pretty militant Atheist. The old school kind that fucking hates Muslims.

>white gf
Happy

>black gf
Confused but happy

>asian gf
Happy

>latina gf
Happy

>muslim gf
LA Noire-esque murder

>bf
Don't think they care

Post feet

If white gf my parents would award me 100k to live a good life with her
I'm Asian

1 sweden

2.1 - A white gf.
Shocked, disappointed
2.2 - A black gf.
Disappointed
2.3 - An asian gf.
Asking her weird genus questions
2.4 - A latina gf.
Disappointed
2.5 - A muslim gf.
Shocked
2.6 - A bf.
Happy

>Checks flag.
Obvious my fellow leaf-san.

>white gf
Happy
>black gf
Shocked but still happy as long as she isn’t ghetto
>Asian gf
Shocked but still happy
>Latina gf
Happy as long as she isn’t ghetto
>muslim gf
Shocked and disappointed
>bf
Shocked but still happy