/brit/

Aiden Brooks
Aiden Brooks

Bootle's Finest, Edition

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boredpanda.com/possum-steal-cat-food
twitter.com/RussianEmbassy/status/973993379024556032
streamable.com/n118w
atlasobscura.com/articles/fanta-soda-origins-nazi-germany
youtube.com/watch?v=O6W6n9gsrqQ
youtube.com/watch?v=jDIrnp2iNJU
patreon.com/thedickshow
supforums.com/thread/86879233/international
strawpoll.me/15273099
supforums.com/thread/86879959/international

David Flores
David Flores

never been invited to a house party haha

Angel Smith
Angel Smith

have any of you genuinely noticed anything positive from nofap

Josiah Fisher
Josiah Fisher

meh

Adrian Robinson
Adrian Robinson

Gangs made up of Pakistani Muslim men raping white English girls

Zachary Jackson
Zachary Jackson

they call me billy big balls because my name's billy and i've got big balls

Carter Reed
Carter Reed

On 10 March 1147, King Afonso I of Portugal departed from Coimbra with 250 of his best knights, intending to capture the Muslim city of Santarem.

King Afonso had previously sent several Portuguese disguised as a Muslim merchants in order to secretly study the city.

During the cover of a foggy night, with the help of ladders, 25 sappers scaled the walls, killed the Moorish sentries and forced their way to the gate, allowing the knights to enter.

The Muslims offered very strong resistance, but ended up being defeated and slaughtered.

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Josiah Campbell
Josiah Campbell

This lass is older than me and I'm like really young but I still desperately want to shag her

Should I just keep flirting at work and being nice but not to eager, and then hope for the best the next time we are on a late shift together?

Adam Russell
Adam Russell

sames

Gabriel Parker
Gabriel Parker

prison really had its toll on are shrekli

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Gavin Mitchell
Gavin Mitchell

supforums.com/thread/86876555/international
Most western men are too polite and nice, if you want bunda, specially in the third world, you'll have to toughen up and treat them like shit to get game, plus be tall and good looking, or at least be a fit average joe. And it's the same behaviour everywhere, no such thing as "quite conservative", I've experienced this myself and I know they're all the same regardless of culture or ethnic background.

I do believe however men are generally more successful with women in foreign countries because we're more laid back and confident when we're fishing abroad. I know this by experience.

Jack Edwards
Jack Edwards

Hate the spics

Ayden Carter
Ayden Carter

Hope that the proto-gf won't mind that I'm a virgin.

Jaxon Lopez
Jaxon Lopez

Housemate is coming to join me in bed after we just spent the past hour kissing. Willy is VERY hard right now

Asher Diaz
Asher Diaz

Genuinely start feeling invincible at the end of the 1st month. I have very malleable brain chemistry YMMV

Asher Ward
Asher Ward

she will

Christian Wood
Christian Wood

FONT

Ethan Sanchez
Ethan Sanchez

hate the non whites

Mason Kelly
Mason Kelly

Thinking about expelling the British diplomats for Marilinga

Julian Hernandez
Julian Hernandez

good luck lad

Carter Wright
Carter Wright

really not sure how that 1 xan has worked so well for so many days
can't be a placebo right

Jaxon Morales
Jaxon Morales

Same

William Morgan
William Morgan

I mean, I hope she doesn't consider it a deal breaker. She's implied I'm cute but I understand there's a limit to that.

Jason Bailey
Jason Bailey

Thought brit was a shaggers general Howay help the poor lad out

Connor Gutierrez
Connor Gutierrez

Never made it past a 2 weeks and that was just because I was very depressed and had no libido anyway

Carson Rogers
Carson Rogers

god speed

Cameron Ross
Cameron Ross

Hard willy lad here. Who needs advice?

Jonathan Gray
Jonathan Gray

don't tell her until afterward

simples

Jordan Ward
Jordan Ward

hope all normies drown

Liam Allen
Liam Allen

i take a weak benzo and it helps me loads

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Chase Watson
Chase Watson

She's only wants the finest Chad bulls to make her into a quivering wreck. She has not time for betaboi cucks like you.

Jackson Reyes
Jackson Reyes

Nofap is a meme unless you have a serious porn addiction or you have an active sex life and you want to perform better in bed. If you don't end up getting the semen out in the day then you'll just end up getting it out at night eventually.

Alexander Cox
Alexander Cox

"great" shitain

Easton Cooper
Easton Cooper

klonopin?

Colton Parker
Colton Parker

starting to like aussies after they saved the white saffas

Thomas Carter
Thomas Carter

haha just be tall bro just grow a few inches bro

Grayson Cooper
Grayson Cooper

The Battle of Guilford Court House was a battle fought on March 15, 1781, at a site which is now in Greensboro, North Carolina.

It was a Pyrrhic victory for the British army.

The battle lasted only ninety minutes. The British were outnumbered, yet defeated the American force. In doing so, however, they lost over a quarter of their men.

Lord Cornwallis raided every farm or plantation he came across, from which he took hundreds of horses for his Dragoons. He converted another 700 infantry to mounted duties. During these raids, he freed thousands of slaves, of whom 12,000 joined his own force.

Nathaniel Greene encouraged his men after the loss by saying. "We fight, get beat, rise, and fight again."

Jayden Peterson
Jayden Peterson

the shittish "empire"

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Tyler Adams
Tyler Adams

I refuse to hire autists and smokers

Connor White
Connor White

tfw going to be an Aussie soon

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Jose King
Jose King

So he got 7 years in prison? fucking brutal

Jace Young
Jace Young

vistaril
don't even know if it's a benzo desu

Elijah Lopez
Elijah Lopez

BASED

William Bennett
William Bennett

Never taken a virginity before. What's it like

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Luis Reed
Luis Reed

jews aren't white

Adrian Cook
Adrian Cook

is it gay to drink wine when you don't have a vagina

Luis Barnes
Luis Barnes

thets for allergies la

Samuel Mitchell
Samuel Mitchell

spent 8 long years as a neet recluse and i'm starting to think it's left permanent psychological damage

Christian Bailey
Christian Bailey

its shit. You have to take things extremely slowly and they just lie there in pain

Julian Martinez
Julian Martinez

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William Jenkins
William Jenkins

It feels like you've got phimosis if she's really tight

Jonathan Cruz
Jonathan Cruz

unironically yes

Chase Powell
Chase Powell

not that fun

Liam Collins
Liam Collins

that's only one of the reasons it's prescribed
it's basically a sedative

Justin Hernandez
Justin Hernandez

This, and they get proper obsessive over you

Leo Sanders
Leo Sanders

hate saffers

Jaxson Cook
Jaxson Cook

"Excuse me, that's actually MY dinner!"
boredpanda.com/possum-steal-cat-food

Literally rolling on the floor here, lads.

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Grayson Wright
Grayson Wright

Just asked Theresa May where's the money for Grenfell. She said "nothing to do with me". A mealy mouthed reply.

Isaac Ortiz
Isaac Ortiz

virus do not click

Matthew Barnes
Matthew Barnes

Dr Peterson's job at the University of Toronto was threatened when he refused to abide by preferred gender neutral pronouns: "they" or "ze" or "air" instead of "he" or "she".
I never knew. I actually thought he was famous for telling people to clean their room

Don't listen to the autists. The day that you take it isn't fun (and the days before that you tried but she was in too much pain). But the feeling for the rest of the time you're with her is amazing. It's great to know only my cock has been in her and she won't ever feel another

Isaiah Perry
Isaiah Perry

NOW you tell me

Brandon Hall
Brandon Hall

are you literally 11 years old

Brayden Cook
Brayden Cook

daydreaming about being back in college and actually making an effort to make friends again

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Camden Gomez
Camden Gomez

actually fuck off you normies
get out I feel sick

Jace Myers
Jace Myers

Are you black?

Jackson Watson
Jackson Watson

changed my mind, hate the australians for allowing the saffas to exist

Brayden Gray
Brayden Gray

girl from bumble replied and i asked her out for a drink. no response yet hahahaha

Leo James
Leo James

scromiting at Russian banter

twitter.com/RussianEmbassy/status/973993379024556032

Easton Carter
Easton Carter

think i could get some replies on tinder with my face but im a genuine social autist

Ian Bailey
Ian Bailey

On the 15th of March, 1990, France, the Soviet Union, the United Kingdom, and the United States renounced all rights they held in Germany, allowing a united Germany to become fully sovereign.

On 12 June 1987, U.S. President Ronald Reagan challenged Mikhail Gorbachev, then the General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, to tear down the Berlin Wall. The Hungarian government began dismantling the electrified fence along its border with Austria.

Events rapidly came to a head in early 1990. The Socialist were heavily defeated in East Germany's first free elections. Both German states were willing to accept reunification.

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Ethan Cook
Ethan Cook

Stop the murders on our soil and refrain from provocative tweets like this, we're not Ukraine, we will not just roll over!!!!
lol

Robert Williams
Robert Williams

my belief that we are caught in the absurd timeline is only getting stronger

Connor Roberts
Connor Roberts

*throws 2 teas and a book of stamps on the table*
Run the cards, then

Michael Harris
Michael Harris

coworker asked if I'm going to the international women's day talk

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Isaac Gonzalez
Isaac Gonzalez

daily reminder

Vladimir Putin
5'7"

Theresa May
5'8"

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Juan Mitchell
Juan Mitchell

don't understand why they're so confident when russia's a rusty shitheap

Jordan Ortiz
Jordan Ortiz

If Russia said it was Wednesday I'd have a look at the calendar to check

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Hunter Lee
Hunter Lee

me
5'9

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James Mitchell
James Mitchell

churchill was 5'6 lmao

William Bennett
William Bennett

me
5'11

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Landon Cook
Landon Cook

could probably get 200 matches within a month but won't because heebs own the app and based on that information the app is used to break down our civilization

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Jackson Gomez
Jackson Gomez

Did you remind her that despite having Irish and English ancestry you identify as indigenous australian and the cultural belief of the wurrjinkas is for women to go fuck themselves?

Cameron Roberts
Cameron Roberts

Made a thread I thought was pretty good, the first thread I've posted in years and got no replies. Meanwhile some peepee poopoo thread gets 300+ replies.

No justice in this world m8s.

Lincoln Anderson
Lincoln Anderson

Smallest world leader is Algerian President Abdelaziz Bouteflika at 5'2

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Matthew James
Matthew James

breaking rocks in the hot sun
i fought the law and the law won

Xavier Myers
Xavier Myers

not hard to imagine the kind of scrawny, pallid runt that operates this account

Aaron Evans
Aaron Evans

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David Gomez
David Gomez

actually I just said no lol

Aiden Stewart
Aiden Stewart

Who here /was tallest boy at their school/

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Jason Diaz
Jason Diaz

OH NO NO NO

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Easton White
Easton White

it was probably a shit thread

Adrian James
Adrian James

185cm at 13 years old

taller than most teachers lmao

Logan Johnson
Logan Johnson

Can't handle your negative attitude.

Juan Sanders
Juan Sanders

he's not leading much from down there is he?!

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Jace Torres
Jace Torres

warwick davis tier

Ryan Gray
Ryan Gray

Sup Forums is a shithole, lad. Stop making threads here and seek out other boards instead.

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Henry Reyes
Henry Reyes

it's not pleasurable for either parties.

Isaiah Young
Isaiah Young

just ate porridge flavoured with a teabag because i ran out of food

in other news i don't want to hurt the russians mum

Angel Cook
Angel Cook

phwoar, source on that slag?

Noah King
Noah King

pic unrelated? tall kids are all social rejects until they hit puberty

Austin Garcia
Austin Garcia

Russia have been bullying Pakis for years why wouldn’t they be confident

Luis Reyes
Luis Reyes

Despite Hitler's orders to hold the city, Kharkov was abandoned by German forces and the city was recaptured by the Red Army on 16 February. In view of the worsening situation, Hitler gave Manstein operational freedom. When Hitler departed, the Soviet forces were only some 30 kilometers (19 mi) away.

The Germans were able to amass around 70,000 men against the 210,000 Red Army soldiers.

A British government analysis in 1948 praised Germany's skill during the battle, singling out "extreme flexibility, coordination and concentration".

The Red Army lost 70,000–80,000 soldiers, compared to Germany's 10,000 loss.

Following the German success at Kharkov, Hitler was presented with two options. Because of Hitler's obsession with preserving the front, he chose the "forehand method", which led to the Geramn defeat at the Battle of Kursk.

Luis Phillips
Luis Phillips

spoiler that cow

Christopher Ross
Christopher Ross

Who here /was tallest boy at their school/
I see you, lad.
streamable.com/n118w

Landon James
Landon James

too thic i personally wouldnt be able to handle her. would need a man with a higher test to take care of her why i just hang around in the corner.

Gavin Lewis
Gavin Lewis

Phatties can phuck oph

Anthony Wright
Anthony Wright

may has lost her mind try to bait russia into a war

I for one will not be fighting for her and her kike masters

Parker Cox
Parker Cox

what's that chink lad doing? fanta is a nazi drink?

William Harris
William Harris

used to genuinely not care about never having a gf. would say to myself that itd happen eventually and i wasnt particularly bothered either way

however since my 25th birthday close to a year ago its all i think about. 25 seems like a real turning point where the concept of me remaining permanently single and never losing my virginity has become a real possibility, not just "tfw no gf", but something that could definitely happen. its scary; 30 years old is getting so close and my life circumstances will not change markedly in the next 4 years

Austin Cruz
Austin Cruz

t. definitely not kremlin agent

Hunter White
Hunter White

big fan of how westerners are more loyal to russia than their own politicians desu

Colton Jones
Colton Jones

ahahaha is that what RT's telling you mate?

Ryan Jones
Ryan Jones

Russia have been bullying Pakis
by letting them have Sharia law zones in the russian caucuses?

Julian Hall
Julian Hall

t. Melbourne

Jacob Campbell
Jacob Campbell

would rather be loyal to russia than may and her kike masters

Ethan Cooper
Ethan Cooper

t. definitely not a neocon kike

Luis Miller
Luis Miller

wew how grim

Christopher Green
Christopher Green

tried online dating?

Jordan Roberts
Jordan Roberts

ho ho ho
he doesn't know
atlasobscura.com/articles/fanta-soda-origins-nazi-germany

Bentley Gonzalez
Bentley Gonzalez

see

Brayden Collins
Brayden Collins

5:18
youtube.com/watch?v=O6W6n9gsrqQ

Blake Diaz
Blake Diaz

now I'll never get to meet Ms Southern

Asher Ramirez
Asher Ramirez

do you have friends? go out with them.

24-25+ is when dating is actually alright because the balance of power starts to shift and the younger girls you date are 22-23 who know what they want moreso than an 18 year old runtess

Lucas Bailey
Lucas Bailey

see

Anthony Myers
Anthony Myers

Dunno mate it was an Afghanistan joke

Sebastian Richardson
Sebastian Richardson

Waka waka waka waka waka
It is I! Man-pac!

Jordan Torres
Jordan Torres

see

Grayson Miller
Grayson Miller

well thats a fucking dumb post, isn't it you little piss ant? why would the melbourne caricature be a fan of russia? huh? *pushes you* HUH? what their rampart homophobia? their recently legalisation of spousal abuse? their embrace of crony capitalism? give me one fucking reason why i shouldn't put you through the door.

also i'm from sydney you fucking dead shit

Michael Ward
Michael Ward

of course they won't change if you don't do anything to change them

Aaron Nguyen
Aaron Nguyen

better refund those patreon donations mate

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Jaxson Garcia
Jaxson Garcia

there is zero evidence russia is responsible for the poisoning and may has sent 23 diplomats home, cut all contact with russia and imposed sanctions under the orders of her kike masters all the while letting ISIS fighters back into the country without blinking an eye

we need to take out the kike filth controlling our country once and for all

Mason Miller
Mason Miller

see

Brody Rogers
Brody Rogers

interesting, did not know that

Ryan Rodriguez
Ryan Rodriguez

had a nice snapchat wank sesh with some girl i met in WoW today lads(its my 2 month anniversary with the gf today as well)

baffling that some of you runts get 0(ZERO) attention from the opposite sex

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Thomas Howard
Thomas Howard

my hero and will forever be

Thomas Ortiz
Thomas Ortiz

ahahahaha fucking hell howling

Landon Morgan
Landon Morgan

see

Asher Scott
Asher Scott

t. west Sydney

Adam Green
Adam Green

FONT

Jaxson Howard
Jaxson Howard

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Ethan Foster
Ethan Foster

Cringe bro come on...

Evan Nguyen
Evan Nguyen

bitter virgin worm

Leo Jones
Leo Jones

PLOT TWIST
youtube.com/watch?v=jDIrnp2iNJU

Samuel Morales
Samuel Morales

GIT SUM FUKN VB ON THE BARBEE MAYT!

David Hill
David Hill

surprisingly not jealous of the ham beast you met on wow nor the runt tier 2 month stretch of a "relationship" you've had so far.

Henry Peterson
Henry Peterson

tremendous post

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Parker Gomez
Parker Gomez

Thought he killed himself. Fucking twat.

Elijah Butler
Elijah Butler

just been called a 'clueless prat' on a just-eat review

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Anthony Bennett
Anthony Bennett

nothing i've said has pointed to that

t. ashfield intellectual

Brandon Walker
Brandon Walker

why lad?

Cooper Young
Cooper Young

profligate worm

Gavin Allen
Gavin Allen

Sir Henry Bessemer's steelmaking process would become the most important technique for making steel in the nineteenth century. He also played a significant role in establishing the town of Sheffield as a major industrial centre

Bessemer licensed the patent for his process to five ironmasters, and became a very rich man. Bessemer received a sum in all considerably exceeding a million pounds sterling.

In 2003 Bessemer was named among the top 10 technological innovators in Human Accomplishment: The Pursuit of Excellence in the Arts and Sciences, 800 B.C. to 1950

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Owen Ross
Owen Ross

It's literally a Russian nerve agent. They either authorised it or let it get into the hand of a terrorist

Matthew Turner
Matthew Turner

WTF

patreon.com/thedickshow

how have i never heard about this
22k per month
WEW

Noah Price
Noah Price

shant be posting their pictures as i consider that to be unfaithful xx

Jason Smith
Jason Smith

Feel the same way. Shan't ever be settling for some 30 year old girl who's 'had her fun' and acted like I didn't exist between the ages of 15 and 30 tbqh.

Would rather die alone.

Michael Butler
Michael Butler

Lay off the drugs and sort your head out m8.

Xavier Carter
Xavier Carter

i've had wanks that have lasted longer than 2 months

Adam Green
Adam Green

profligate worm

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Jason Ramirez
Jason Ramirez

it's a jewish false flag m8 that's pretty obvious

Jack Parker
Jack Parker

what is chemistry

Lucas Wilson
Lucas Wilson

supforums.com/thread/86879233/international
supforums.com/thread/86879233/international
Come nad rot for the eternal anglo and the australian

Gavin Sanders
Gavin Sanders

shant be posting it because their bodies cant fit in the frame. used to play wow but now all i do is coke and women off tinder. where are you, mate? you've honestly got me fucking angry and i want to fight you now. c'mon mate come to australia (ashfield) right fucking now and i'll drop you like the insignificant ooze you are

David Reed
David Reed

embarassing lad that really is scraping the bottom of the barrel

Adrian Moore
Adrian Moore

cos i sad the food was sloppy and oily and bland.

Jaxson Watson
Jaxson Watson

that you ed? or is it tim?

in any event, welcome

Nathan Walker
Nathan Walker

it's a jewish false flag m8

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Carter Ward
Carter Ward

3,519 patrons
Imagine giving money to a guy that routinely gets BTFO by women, benders and manlets.

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Nathaniel Thomas
Nathaniel Thomas

ashfield
HOWLING

Henry Hernandez
Henry Hernandez

and was it?

Adrian Carter
Adrian Carter

He has a point you know.

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Caleb Martin
Caleb Martin

do NOT know who tim is

*slaps my head around*
C'MON

Parker Hughes
Parker Hughes

your mother is a fat slag, callum.

Ryan Sanchez
Ryan Sanchez

WoW girl was alri' tbf you lads are blowing this whole thing out of proportion

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Nolan Green
Nolan Green

Hao Ling
Certainly sounds like Sydn*y

Hudson Harris
Hudson Harris

working from home really just translates to going on /brit/ and wanking desu

Adrian Jackson
Adrian Jackson

Socialism doesn't work. Redistributionism doesn't work.

Only free market capitalism works.

Jason Bell
Jason Bell

how many girls have you fucked since the gf dumped you

Hunter Cruz
Hunter Cruz

absolute unit

Samuel Wright
Samuel Wright

yeah. the chips were actually wedges and apparently they can be passed of as 'homemade chips'.

Michael Thomas
Michael Thomas

Prepare to be fired

Josiah Wood
Josiah Wood

based leaf

Grayson Roberts
Grayson Roberts

the yank phenotype

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Ayden Cook
Ayden Cook

Sounds like you were in the right lad

Owen Gonzalez
Owen Gonzalez

Would like a young Liv Tyler gf

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Christopher Lopez
Christopher Lopez

great what a fucking surprise shes a fat pig. oink oink you fat pig. she looks like she'll get raped by a pack of niggers. now post your face so i can print it off and give it to some mercenaries to fucking KILL YOU.

Carter Diaz
Carter Diaz

NEVER reply to me again lest i send your jaw into orbit you rotund behemoth.

Dylan Gomez
Dylan Gomez

ignorant dunce

Benjamin Edwards
Benjamin Edwards

sup

Joshua Davis
Joshua Davis

what are you going to go when you receive your conscription letter telling you that you're being shipped to the front lines in russia in a week?

Jose Gonzalez
Jose Gonzalez

₮ĤǏq̃UĘ́

Joseph Cox
Joseph Cox

clearly fat
still has small tits
lmao

Jordan Wilson
Jordan Wilson

alri

Dominic Price
Dominic Price

i like to think i have done the right thing. i can keep my head up high and know i have been honest.

Charles Howard
Charles Howard

You are delusional.
Do a better job next time or you are getting binned.

Jordan Cruz
Jordan Cruz

Samoset was the first American Indian to make contact with the English Pilgrims of Plymouth Colony.

He startled the colonists by walking into Plymouth Colony and greeting them in English, Welcome, Englishmen! My name is Samoset." He had already learned to speak English from fishermen visiting the coast of America.

Mourt's 1661 account describes Samoset's visit thus:
He saluted us in English, and bade us welcome, for he had learned some broken English among the Englishmen that came to fish at Monchiggon, and knew by name the most of the captains, commanders, and masters that usually come... he was stark naked, only a leather about his waist, with a fringe about a span long, or little more; he had a bow and two arrows...he asked some beer, but we gave him strong water and biscuit, and butter, and cheese, and pudding, and a piece of mallard...He told us the place where we now live is called Patuxet, and that about four years ago all the inhabitants died of an extraordinary plague, and there is neither man, woman, nor child remaining, as indeed we have found none.

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Jonathan Campbell
Jonathan Campbell

bout 1 every 2 weeks since early feb

im going to beat you into submission you atlantic churl

Luke Cook
Luke Cook

shes a fat pig.
Lol what? You just sound sad, pathetic and a little salty that girls do not interact with you

Christopher Stewart
Christopher Stewart

waheyyyy!!! *walks on stage waving* wahey wahey *crowd goes mental with applause* hahaha yessss!!!! wahey wahey wahey!!! *waves more and blows kisses to the crowd* *crowd chants my name* *blink eyes open and read the alarm: 7am, time for toil*

Jace Diaz
Jace Diaz

show your face in randwick new south wales and you're getting punted to uranus six ways till sunday

Bentley Lopez
Bentley Lopez

say I'm a jehovah's witness

Adrian Butler
Adrian Butler

Just coolin'

David Perez
David Perez

PEEK A BOO

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Liam Long
Liam Long

Will demand a draft to the Paras.

Camden Taylor
Camden Taylor

*swings in to toil by my neck*

Joshua Powell
Joshua Powell

hate seeing perfectly acceptable looking lads with enormous fat girls
breaks my heart

men should collectively stop dating and interacting with fat women. that should teach them a lesson

Henry Sanders
Henry Sanders

grapes
*sends your jaw into orbit*
based
wacky
BBM(based black man)

shan't be giving out any more (you)s this thread.

Lucas Robinson
Lucas Robinson

I haven't gone on /a/ in years why is it so fucking slow now, it used to be an extremely fast moving board and one of the most highly populated.

Cameron Butler
Cameron Butler

Oh shut up

Jason Carter
Jason Carter

better job of slapping your bitch mother, callum?

Colton Ramirez
Colton Ramirez

Luckily they do not accept fatties
Guess I'll buy a hat now for some roastie to put a White feather in

Julian Richardson
Julian Richardson

Will demand a draft to the Paras.

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Andrew Price
Andrew Price

nary a word

Adrian Richardson
Adrian Richardson

twat

Angel Hughes
Angel Hughes

mirin the dedication lad. still on ZERO since i got dmped in november >:(

Wyatt Clark
Wyatt Clark

yes they do
you will be a human shield

Tyler Rivera
Tyler Rivera

Most girls are fat these days

Jayden Kelly
Jayden Kelly

name one good gimmick thought up by those yanks hanky randy-doo fuck heads

worthless little imps, deserve nothing but sheer agony for eternity

Aaron Morris
Aaron Morris

I want just one erotic night with Emma Watson, nothing but passionate sex.

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Jonathan Martin
Jonathan Martin

Will they ever learn, lads?

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Julian Myers
Julian Myers

how the fuck is a nerve agent "russian" lmao

Landon Murphy
Landon Murphy

only known source of the agent is a russian chemical lab
gee i wonder

Justin Kelly
Justin Kelly

whats wrong with the lads face? somethings just a bit off cant tell what though

Brandon Morgan
Brandon Morgan

Not a fan of her nose.

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Ryder Perry
Ryder Perry

its created and stockpiled by the russians

Jayden Miller
Jayden Miller

Yeah it's me... what do you want dick-head?
Definitely this. It's strange how some of them still spend so much time doing their make-up when they could use it to go swimming (they can't run and it would destroy their joints)

Colton Long
Colton Long

alright sherman klump am i hitting a nerve pointing out the obvious that an obese woman is a disgusting pig? now going to sit here and take slander from some omega male who is defending a whale with no self control AND and AND who has the hubris to dare insinuate anything about my personal life. you are a pathetic runt who is at the BOTTOM of the social hierarchy i will personal see to it that you are kept there you bombastic excuse for a human "male"

download tinder lad x

Julian Campbell
Julian Campbell

Glad I got one then, yank (You)s will be a hot commodity if you keep supply artificially low

Andrew Taylor
Andrew Taylor

Don't know if I'm hard enough 2bh.

Easton Ross
Easton Ross

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Wyatt Robinson
Wyatt Robinson

NATO are the good guys

Jacob Hall
Jacob Hall

russia is also ruled by jews

Austin Perez
Austin Perez

This is what happens when average girls refuse to date anyone other than above average blokes and above average girls refuse to date anyone who isn't some 6'5 multimillionaire.

Oliver Morris
Oliver Morris

its the eyes.

Ryan Powell
Ryan Powell

fucking hate these wheezing fat cunts. hate it how they think they're human and the same us. would love to put them in a ditch and bulldoze dirt over it.

Sebastian Robinson
Sebastian Robinson

yeah so they say

Julian King
Julian King

yeah. shows the seriousness of the issue

Cooper Lee
Cooper Lee

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Isaiah Russell
Isaiah Russell

Ah fuck
Alright I guess I will tell them I'm a Quaker or something

Charles Cox
Charles Cox

fucking hate these wheezing fat cunts. hate it how they think they're human and the same us. would love to put them in a ditch and bulldoze dirt over it.

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Kayden Carter
Kayden Carter

always hated this little shit in mt moon

Zachary Martin
Zachary Martin

Glad the pc gaming meme died

Grayson Bailey
Grayson Bailey

Haha you are a fat fuck.
Stop eating so much and get some exercise you disgusting blOb.

Kevin Lee
Kevin Lee

WHY DOES HE LOOK SO FUCKING SMUG STOP POSTING THIS LITTLE RUNT

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Ian Taylor
Ian Taylor

I want to make Emma Watson orgasm.

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Christian Russell
Christian Russell

if the UK knows the chemical makeup to detect the "russian" agent then what proves they don't have some themselves?

many holes in this story

Michael Martinez
Michael Martinez

yanks (or bovine cattle as i like to call them) are nothing but cheap (You) fodder, kept here to keep janny wages low

the powers that be put the yanks here, j aim to see them crated and placed in a deep fault in the adriatic sea

Kayden King
Kayden King

should have got one mate, parasect is great for catching mons

Logan Jenkins
Logan Jenkins

once went on a date with a girl who was a bit too big and ramped up the obnoxiousness to 11 and asked her for a blow job at the end of the life. found out later she developed an eating disorder and is now dangerously thin. good i fucking say. should have done that before she wasted my time. knowing angles? know a fucking treadmill and your daily calorie quota you RUNT

Ian Brown
Ian Brown

Stop setting limits for yourself and open your eyes because you are speaking out your arse.

Anthony Mitchell
Anthony Mitchell

see

Xavier Richardson
Xavier Richardson

/BRIT/ I WANNA SEE YO HANDS IN THA AIR

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Nathan Roberts
Nathan Roberts

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Colton Adams
Colton Adams

Shall not be happy until quiet autist men can get dates as easily as quiet autist women laddy.

Eli Carter
Eli Carter

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Gavin Morales
Gavin Morales

Would gladly help you.
Good going anin

Bentley Foster
Bentley Foster

strawpoll.me/15273099
strawpoll.me/15273099
strawpoll.me/15273099
strawpoll.me/15273099
strawpoll.me/15273099

Alexander Martin
Alexander Martin

ah it’s a /ed goes bonkers/ episode

*turns volume up*
*takes off shirt*

Lincoln Cooper
Lincoln Cooper

he's not
imagine the most abhorrent beast of a woman you can, and then realize she had a swarm of men surrounding her

Christopher Lee
Christopher Lee

VIRUS DO NOT CLICK

Benjamin Harris
Benjamin Harris

I will not be fighting in Mother May's war
Maccas for life!

Jordan Allen
Jordan Allen

the gf

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Michael Sanchez
Michael Sanchez

i did, then saw the ex on there and got sad so i deleted it hahaha

Ryder Jones
Ryder Jones

Low test

Chase Watson
Chase Watson

ah yeah thats fair enough. look it'll help you move on and you won't see it again. unless some fucking YANK rube reports you and gets you banned for calling her out for what she is but thats aside the point. honestly get on it though lad it's a fantastic distraction.

Jeremiah Lopez
Jeremiah Lopez

in a gallery or museum
hear a distant yank dialect quack to each other about themselves

ahaha rev up those cattle prods boys *blows runt trumpet*

aaaaBRRRRRRRRRT

Evan Flores
Evan Flores

stop stop posting

Christopher Richardson
Christopher Richardson

the uk and its allies have spied on russia for probably over a hundred years

William Rogers
William Rogers

cyber nuke launched at supforums.com/thread/86879233/international

Landon Ross
Landon Ross

grapes
I have a gf (not a WoW online """"""gf"""""" so I actually fuck her) and she's a lot better than that

Cameron Parker
Cameron Parker

No
Be quiet.

Ian Long
Ian Long

!
Bet you struggle to sound enthusiastic and energetic in real life because you have no energy.
Ice cream is just empty calories, you need vitamins and minerals.

Alexander Cox
Alexander Cox

next yank i see will be vapourised in an instant with the force of a thousand suns

Chase Young
Chase Young

aside the point
aside

Joshua Collins
Joshua Collins

Anyone here got a MacBook?

Nathan Price
Nathan Price

yea

Evan Rivera
Evan Rivera

9 minutes for this
and you still didnt understand my post you absolute fucking melt.
rama rama cunt

Carter Jenkins
Carter Jenkins

yanks don't exist in canadia

Easton Howard
Easton Howard

as if I'm browsing /brit/ at all times

Lincoln Cox
Lincoln Cox

She is trying to suck his blood. She isn't even trying to hide her leech tendencies.

Ethan Foster
Ethan Foster

@41
fuck off then

Alexander Morales
Alexander Morales

sweety you coming home for dinner?
yeah i'll be in the goldshire inn at 7:30 for beer basted boar ribs and ale

the state of having a wow gf
*hocks up spit in preparation for the weasel who will actually defend this*

Levi Adams
Levi Adams

because of me and my fist

Nolan Cruz
Nolan Cruz

supforums.com/thread/86879959/international
supforums.com/thread/86879959/international
new
supforums.com/thread/86879959/international
supforums.com/thread/86879959/international

Adrian Nguyen
Adrian Nguyen

wish i had a gf who made me beer basted bor ribs and ale

Cameron Fisher
Cameron Fisher

not browsing 24/7 365
Do you even lift?

Jaxson Turner
Jaxson Turner

thanks lad, i think i will just to have some SEX again xx

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