AAAGH THEON GREYJOY...

AAAGH THEON GREYJOY, IM OBVIOUSLY PHYSICALLY SUPERIOR AND AM CURRENTLY THROWING YOU LIKE A RAGDOLL AND BEATING YOU WITHIN INCHES OF YOUR LIFE BOT WHAT IS THIS? SUDDENLY I AM VERY TIRED DESPITE THE BEATING REQURING MINIMAL EFFORT AND YOUR PERSERVERANCE INSPIRED GREAT FEAR AND AWE IN ME, SO MUCH SO THAT DESPITE YOUR PITIFUL CONDITION YOU ARE NOW FULLY CAPABLE TO BEAT ME THEON GREYJOY

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I thought he was going to have a heart attack lmao

OH AND BY THE WAY VIEWERS, THEON HAS NO COCK *wink wink*

>if you beat your enemies, they win

so how about that dragon huh

is it ice or fire it breathes now

THEON GREYJOY YOU HAVE PROVEN YOU CAN WITHSTAND SEVERE BEATING, WE WILL NOW FOLLOW YOU ON A SUICIDE MISSION TO SAVE A PERSON THAT IS MOST LIKELY DEAD

plasma lightning

Most contrived scene ever, how did they think this was acceptable?

STAY DOWN TOM CRUI- I MEAN THEON GREYJOY

I said this in Dabid's voice

blue fire you fucking mongoloid

FOOKIN STAY DOWN

fire is red you stupid retard

>You don't know where I've been, Lou!

I immediately thought of Gorgeous George. FOOKIN STAY DOWN, OR YOU WOON'T BE GETTING OOP NEXT TIME.

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kek..

>photoshop
*yawn* you are boring me.

Theon, the tit, is praying. and if he isn't, he fucking should be

It was some Rocky thing.
Because of all the torture he endured over years, he could take the pain.
So he just took it until the other Ironborn was exhausted, then he fought back.

>You're on thin fucking ice, my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks.

i thought theon was wearing brass knuckles or something

2 minutes Davos...

>people getting tired
Fuck this unrealstic series. And people call this grounded fantasy.

He was also dejected due to love for the house.

Hurting his prince was hurting himself in a way.

This. He was brutally tortured for years and has no cock. An ass beating is nothing to him. He has nothing to lose.

>I reckon the dragon gets fucked...
>Proper fucked?

What bothered me is.. they left the poor son of a bitch bleeding on the shore.

Pick the nigger up & dust him off.

It's the white lightning attack

Whatever, at least Theon is doing something now.

This is why you shouldn't neglect cardio.

Do they just follow whoever beats up their leader? It seems like the people there don't really understand how to act in their own interest.

One second they're planning on finding a new hope due to the loss of their fleet and home. Until someone beats up the largest guy in their group, then all of a sudden they're willing to die for someone?

im sure they did, there is no reason so actually show it.

>reckon
deckon.

Are you people retarded? He underwent extreme torture, so obviously he could take a beating. He waiting till the fat dude tired out then nailed him in the face. And the knees to the penis wasn't "SJW shit" you fucking. It was a reminder of what the bad experience he went through and how he used it to his advantage.

I swear you Trump idiots are retarded as fuck. And you all make fun of reddit.

how does he pee and ejaculate without weenus?

Do you not understand the sociology of the times the show is based on

>It's a fucking anti-aircraft gun Qyburn

you clearly havent been watching the show since season 1 or read any of the books. It explains the Ironborn's outlook and demeanor.

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Well fuck me, Sammy. What have you been reading?

>i see everything now..
>wait is that true sam?
are the writers fucking retarded or what?

They are the niggers of westeros

He changed the channel before he saw that

My sides

>i have no genitals
>therefore i can feel no pain

what did they mean by this?

ramses had a master plan to make reek a superhero

like daredevil he can't feel pain

"omg it's SJW shit"

he experienced torture of all kinds, getting beat up was nothing to him.

They only cut off his dick, not his balls. So why didn't he feel any pain again?

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How do you pee with no dick?

Same way Greyworm does it, user

fat ironborn = mcgreggor
theon = mayweather

Looked like godzilla breath

>just turn off your brain bro

He had painful reaction to every hit he took except in the genitals because, duh, he doesn't have them

yeah but HOW does it work?

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There's still a hole urine comes out of at your crotch

And how the hell are the writters supposed to know that?

No, Mayweather dominated the fight the entire way through

How do you know? In the books they never say what was cut off, and in the show it's implied his penis was, but it could have been the cock and balls.
+ if only his dick was cut off, couldn't he still have kids? I mean It'd be hard but possible, right?

He is black. they are naturally better in almost every way compared to whites.

Yeah he was too busy watching rapes and cuckporn

Was It Kino?

Huh, I was thinking of cool hand luke.

Gayest redemption arc ever

DO YOU KNOW WHAT NEMESIS MEANS?

why is the hound even around anymore.

>show opens about men following their cocks
>ironborn has always raped and pillaged while following their cocks
>these ironborn finally get rid of some sjw dyke and can go back to following their cocks
>some cockless faggot convinces them by some shitty fistfight

bravo

I think we can all agree potato niggers are the lowest of the low

This Scene Was So Deep #NeverGiveUp.

Cleganebowl is basically confirmed for next season

Holy shit this episode was terrible. Possibly the worst episode in the past 4 seasons.

>having no penis saved the character's life and enabled him to turn the tables and save the day, redeeming himself

one is really engendered with cogitation

Literally cleganebowl fanservice, disgusting

Did I ever say him getting beat up was not painful? It's the fact that he can take it.

Just turn off your brain bro.

I think it's ice, so damn cold that it turns other ice so fucking cold it crushes into dust. If he was breathing fire it would create a lot of steam.

>getting beat up was nothing to him
>was nothing to him
>was nothing
you just implied that it wasn't painful for theon. stfu you idiot. learn to read your own sentences before pressing "post".

Is there an offensive version of plot armor? Plot muscles?

he hasn't mastered it yet or something i dunno

Snow scene, I mean literal snow from snowflakes was kino.

Trannies are superior.

Even if he was horribly out of shape, the headbutt and like 6 punches that followed shouldn't have totally gassed him like that. Especially when he had time to catch his breath in between punches while Theon struggled to his feet.

Such bullshit. Dude hit him like 3 times and he was gassed. Fuck off, shit is just terribly written and produced.

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>the trump curse isn't re-

Learn to realize things aren't always meant literally. Learn to read in general before pressing the post button.

Don't get butthurt because your perceived "SJW shit" turns out to not be not what you think it is.

>trying this hard to make a point
just accept that you lost kid. lmao what a loser.

Bahaha. You're the one who's coming off a kid. Also once you use ad hominens YOU'VE officially lost the debate.

>I mean It'd be hard
I don't think anything would be very hard

JTYBO

kek

first time I've laughed at a post in a long time

Why was he surprised when he kicked Theon between the legs and Theon didn't react?
Doesn't every Greyjoy know that Theon is dickless? Isn't he a Greyjoy meme at this point?
Half of fucking Westeros must know that by now.

>implying they give a shit about physics.

As long as something blows up or there's violence, that's all that matters! Who gives a shit what the zombie dragon is breathing!

I didn't get it either. Knees to the mutilated groin area would be like receiving severe dead legs. The fact he was suddenly out of breath beating the fuck out of a clearly dishevelled theon when his job is literally rowing boats and fighting peoples is beyond absurd. I honestly though he was going to have a heart attack or something similar when he started acting weird all of a sudden, as if he'd just climbed mount Everest and not just punched some skellington a few times in the face.

Dumbest shit I ever did see

youtu.be/_DnRVf9VlVA?t=51s

>being horribly tortured for Years leaves no lasting physical pain

Bravo

Refer to my post after in response to the other idiot. You can also be tortured so badly that you actually become numb to pain.

Bravo on your lack of understanding of psychology.

Rip McNutty