/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Daily reminder that Audrey and Laura are not for bullying Edition

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YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

Laura's movie is cute, CUTE!

Early for 'The 'FBI

Only One Week Left! Thoughts???

OP, why didn't you include me in the OP?

MONTANAAAAAAAAAA

Reminder, Leland replaced Sarah with a Tulpa at some point.

Kyle better win some awards for his performance this year. Does it count as one role btw or will he have to give 3 nominations?

>even has the OG filename

BASED MISSOULAPOSTER!

Why do you think that?

Have you made your pilgrimage yet?

friendly reminder that Donna is the natural enemy of Laura and Audrey.

Vedderchecked

Who here /committingsuicideafterthefinale/?

>amy shiels can use any photo she wants as her twitter background, tons of behind the scenes photos especially
>uses a low-quality fan-image
she's just like her character

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>tfw no Laura Palmer teen comedy

>Lara Flynn Boyle
More like Large Fucking Blob am I right?

Imagine
>half of the best actor category is for one actor for one show
>he loses to fucking Peter Dinklage anyway

This

>Dougie
>Original Dougie
>Black Lodge Cooper
>Mr C
>Original Cooper

all of these are so different

>430
>Richard and Linda
>2 birds with 1 stone
>119

all mean literally nothing.

dammit we got LYNCHED in the first 5 minutes.

She just appreciates her fans more than any professional photo.

Me. Pic related, selfie.

scully?

They all look frightened

>get in buddy, we're going to twin peaks! :-)

I want her to dance on my face

I'm gonna wait until BR2049, then off myself.

OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF DOPPLEGANGER COOPER

>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, raped his body, raped his head and burned his office down
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank, first with different parts of a dog, secondly with Major Briggs' decapitated head
>Found Pete's car after he died in an explosion, then gathered a bunch of homeless to have a week long soup kitchen in it and then took the fluids and drown Catherine in them
>Jaywalking
>Used strange golden orbs to create dopplegangers of himself and of his close friends to rape and have beastiality with
>Raped and murdered Donna while forcing James to sing "Just You and Me"
>Raped and shaved James
>Raped Harry to the point he's dying of colon cancer
>Raped Little Nicky
>Pissed in Phillip Jeffries' Teapot
>Raped Dick Tremayne
>Found a deeply scarred and frightened Leo in the woods and gave him food and water
>Instead of paying his speeding tickets he tracked down and raped the police officers
>Mounted a dogs head on a pole after raping and killing it and chopped off all its legs
>Litters constantly
>Tortured, raped, and murdered Annie and then used her head along with Major Briggs' head as bloody sock puppets to reenact the opening scene of the Dark Knight Rises
>Humiliated Diane and then raped, beat and abused her after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, forced a dog to rape her as well before dismembering the dog and putting parts of it up her ass and leaving her traumatized
>Never returns his library books
>Coerced poor truckers to read books on Tibet before beheading then raping them
>Executed and raped a FBI agents throughout the world, then drunk dialed Albert to tell him about it
>Send videos of him raping Monica Bellucci to Gordon
>Does not pay his taxes
>Told his shitty long lost son Richard all this while he forced him to perform oral sex on strange black faced homeless men and then told Richard how worthless of a son he is

>It's over in a week

It's the current year and there's still no anti aging cream to make you look 20 reeeeee

was this the same fest where they did fan impressions right in front of the table and that one guy did a really good barking bobby one?

Vedderchecked those trips

Ray looks high as shit at that part with Sheryl talking about her redhead character

I'm so happy you're not dead

>tfw she unjusted in time for the show

Oh, cool. I'm checking out night of.

Vedderchecking those Vedder dubs

>i'm not crying

user, where have you been? You're missed

Did Edved have a different name because of Audrey's dream?

*brings joy to your life*

Who /comfy/ here?

WOW BOB WOW

>tfw her eyebrows are still fucking weird
Why doesn't she ever bleach or pluck them?

Pie!

Her tits look like moobs on a fat guy, jesus

Here.
Life after death will be part 19, the ultimate lynching.

Is Mark Frost's book and/or audiobook worth getting? Are there any choice revelations?

badder than old king kong
and meaner than a concentration camp dog

comfy here

>this will never happen
My heart hurts

So there's like four of us, just in this thread.

Both the new books are necessary too understanding the complete story. None of the previous ones are canonical.

HOLY SHIT MISSOULA GUY IS BACK

There perfect the way they are. look at Sheryln pointy eyebrows their wierd.

What if all these moments came and went and we just missed them?

How does he do it

Fantastic

Kyle MacLachlan makes me want to smile more.

like Secret Diary and Cooper's tapes it's not essential, but since you're in /tpg/ I don't see why you wouldn't enjoy it. it's lore for lore's sake. If you want more story, this is that.

its revelations are too minor to matter in the grand scheme of things. The Final Dossier may be more important to the story though.

I like her pointy eyebrows. At least they aren't threatening to take over her forehead or escape.

Yep.
Godspeed, whatever the results may be.

Remember there are two episodes left, user.

When is /ourguy/ Dick Tremayne making his triumphant return?

fannnnntastic

>a big rock falls and kills both Coopers
>the end

Oh, I'm taking a .40 HD to the dome. It's over for me.

Her eyebrows aren't escaping anywhere just like you're waifu.

In my opinion:

Secret Diary (Audiobook is essential) > Secret Files > Cooper's Tapes

Secret Diary is legitimately good and Sheryl Lee reading it is amazing. Secret Files are alright but it's kind of just a lore dump. Cooper's Tapes fucks up his characters and I just pretend it's not canon.

Underrated. It's already dangling.

>the part in Coop's tape where he kisses the ground
Lewd

>I'm gonna laugh while I fuck you, Lucy

what a guy

AAAAAAAMEN

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Watching this makes me misty-eyed. I've enjoyed every minute of The Return and all the LYNCHings, so I hadn't realized I was a coffee and pie Coopfag all along.
Let's enjoy this beautiful thing next week for one last time. Thanks for everything, /tpg/. It feels like returning home, just as in Briggs' dream.

Do you think Kyle would be interested in adopting a 28 year old manchild with crippling social anxiety?

>he will die in your lifetime

If we're talking about fanfiction anyway this is the best Twin Peaks book out there.

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I'll try.

How common do you think open marriages are? Do all married women cheat?

lurking

>(Audiobook is essential)
I had a hard time with Sheryl talking like a little kid in the beginning. Glad to hear it's worth it.

Can't wait for Final Dossier, even if it is gonna be a lot shorter. I fucking loved the format of Secret History, with its scanned pages.

Just watched the latest episode.

Could Vedder posters be any more BTFO, lmao

Not if I kill myself first.
Tough guy

Those bad Coop scenes of him driving in the dark on lonely roads out in the sticks sets a mood like nothing else

*giggles at you*

Can't remember the last time I smiled from genuine happiness then that scene.

Post surreal coops

does the Twin Peaks theme remind anyone of Final Fantasy?

...

Is it canon?

I felt a really sublime kind of happines

Las Vegas arc was the best.

It can be kinda weird at first hearing her talk like that when she's obviously not a kid but it's a consequence of them having to wait so long to finally narrate it. It's well worth a read, she puts a ton of emotion into it

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this. i'm a total dougiefag and seeing coop back was so hype.

i thought I wanted punished coop but boy did I get BTFO.

classic coop is GOAT.

Lynch is the undisputed master of translating driving in the dark to the screen.

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Missoula vas Vedderfag all along

I'd say about 50% of marriages are open.

I'm gonna be so happy if Final Dossier is Tammy's files throughout this season. That means more Mitchums, more Dougie, more of EVERYthing we'll lose after next week.

The finale won't truly be the end! how great is that?