//tpg/ - Twin Peaks General:

Watch Out For My Cousin Edition

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In case anyone didn't see it in the last thread, I SAID I WANT TO FUCK THAT BOY IN THE ASS.

>For 25 years you've seen her
What the fuck is he talking about? Who is "her"?

Is this a joke?

Judy

We just finished watching The Hidden and now we're watching Lynch's Dune. Get in here and chill with your /tpg/ bros.

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That's actually a boy (female)

Popping in from /got/ just to say I've never watched Twin Peaks but from the pictures I see occasionally on the catalog, your show's girls are cute as fuck. I wish 90% of our show's didn't look like ugly goblins.

That's what I'm wondering. But then it can't be, because 25 is his exact age, isn't it? None of this makes sense anymore

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU EVEN LOOK AT THIS THREAD!!! GET THE FUCK OUT!

The original series has the qt p2ts. The Return has been lacking except for Candie and morguefu. Tammy fags should give up

>popping in from reddit
Fuck off. GoT is capeshit-tier, absolute tripe.

giv Candie wife

THERE THEY ARE ALBERT

you may be retarded

Leave for your own good. If a normie faces /tpg/ with imperfect courage their soul is completely annihilated.

>"goodbye, my son"
>eyes tear up
How is this possible? Is he human after all?

p-p-p-pie

> mfw I'm going to be in vegas during the finale and will miss the last /tpg/ thread ever

>rabbit faggots

I didn't see any tears. If anything the scene, and in fact Richard's entire "storyline" seemed only to exist to show what a stone cold fucker Evil Cooper is. To use his son purely as a tool who would willingly walk into a potential trap.

>Popping in from /got/

I AM SO HAPPY FOR ED

but he said
>Oh
while it happenedimplying he didn't know he was going to die

i didn't see any tears either, just don't think he was aware that was going to happen until it actually did, not that he had massive regrets or anything

He didn't give a shit. Bad Cooper is only capable of suffering and fear.
He literally sent his pure fucking evil rape son to die in his place in order to check a trap. It was either him or some other schmuck from the gang.

>Yeah, just like the whole "drug dealing in Twin Peaks" storyline with Myriam witnessing Richard's hit and run and then being assaulted and surviving to tell the police would lead to something else than him being hit by lightning. At this rate, it's likely that Red will get crushed by a grand piano in the first 10 minutes of episode 17.

I feel that way too. I get the distinct impression that at least a third of the remaining run time will be more abstract fuckery and video-montage, with a few perfunctory minutes to show Red slipping on a banana peel, Dr. Jacoby hitting Abraham Lincoln's ghost with a shovel, and Becky eating pie.

BLACKED

>pure fucking evil rape son
AYO DICKIE HORNE A GOOD BOY HE AIN DINDU NUFFIN WHAT BITCH SAYIN HE LAUGHIN WHILE HE HIT THAT DICKIE DON'T LOVE THEM HOES Y'ALL BETTER STOP PLAYIN THAT BOY BEEN RIGHT ALL HIS LIFE HE JUST NEEDED HIS DADDY

Everything Lynch has directed in the last 25 years apart from The Straight Story has been pure dream logic. Any attempts at creating conventional plot lines this season was all Frost.

Its very meta for Audrey to understand "Audreys Dance" as a song right?

Shut the fuck up kid.

So can I uh... skip the first two seasons and just start watching season 3?

His eyes visibly glisten up. I wouldn't put it behind Lynch for that to be on purpose.
Exactly, except his eye glisten up. The lighting doesn't appear to change much, so it's highly possible that it's deliberate. He also looks down, seemingly in regret.
Wrong, he's obviously a tormented soul, capable of emotion like everyone else. I think that's really what Lynch is getting at.

And he did a pretty good job of putting the pieces together, for the most part. There are those perfect moments where you can feel the script is a combo of the two (like Bill Hastings' tearful confession).

Stick to Game of Thrones.

Honestly this would probably be a cool experience. You won't understand a thing but it would be a total kino overload.

>Shut the fuck up kid.

Why hasn't he been given medical attention yet? Is this even legal?

NO

Someone explain to me how this will be concluded in 2 hours

>/got/
kys my man

>Chad takes drug kickbacks
>straight to jail, no trial

It won't. Prepare to get lynched.

>coop drinks jeffries
>btfo dopplecoop

Cooper and MIKE will run into the whistling boiler room of the hotel and shoot BOB. He dies.

>Bobby kills a Deer Meadow sherrif's deputy, runs drugs through Twin Peaks
>Becomes good guy Twin Peaks police officer

Who the hell wants to watch Dune? Even Lynch disowned that film

*blocks your path

-Red slips on a bag of drugs and kills himself
-Becky reunites with the newly-widowed Shelley and they promise to run the RR together with Norma
-Ben picks up Jerry from the woods, and says "gimme some of that weed bro", and is not seen again
-Andy and Lucy adopt Mrs. Eyes Wide Shut
-Bad Coop gets BTFO by One Punch Man
-Nadine and Jacoby kill Abe Lincoln with Golden Shovels
-Audrey walks out of the asylum and is promptly forgotten
-Cooper has coffee/cherry pie
-Gordon, Albert, and Tammy still sit around in Buckhorn
-THE END

ooh, I like it. Let's use all that International Pilot footage!

He didn't do anything, it was that whore Laura Palmer. God, I hate her.

Go back to your Dragon porn

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Oh fuck calling this right now. Lynch will use this and end it through a timeleap to the pilot. KINO

I'm glad we finally get pure Kino that BTFO fatties. Fat acceptance RIP

How can you leave out Janey E and Thanks Tracy?

HAS ANYONE SEEN BILLY?

>tinder slut
DROPPED

Just remember this...Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

Is this show good?

is there a better feeling in these threads than watching those shit-eaters get their comeuppance?

Lynch's worst.

Can't tell if...

Just remember this...Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

Can someone explain Audrey Coma?

>Coop flies to Spokane, likely leaves the bros behind as he heads to peaks (drives past the sign). Or they come and settle there with the girls, they'd fit right in
>Ed and Nora get shown happy, Nadeen listens to one more Dr. Amp show (with him)
>Ben's brother follows Dooper to get back to peaks, Bev stuff gets swept under the rug
>James' friend punches Sarah's double into hell
>FBI get the message and get to peaks
>Dooper arrives in peaks
>Everybody meets at the Sheriff's station and plan for the finale/swap intel while we see bits of the town
>Harry hopefully just dies or Coop accepts the new Truman
>Dooper is forced to return and attempts his trick, but Coop confronts him and they duke it out
>Ends
Sprinkle in x plot thread getting resolved off-offhandedly y unforseen twists and z fluff scenes of nothing and we're done.

Hahaha
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Friendly reminder that Vedderfag ran out of sand.

She was in a coma

Hahaha. You'll see...

The true Diane should remain an enigma.

best tv show in years desu

she was bank and boom now coma

Vedderchecked

I just started trying to make a list of unresolved plot points and gave up. I'm a mobileposter and it's too slow. But some random points:

- has Sheriff Truman, Hawk etc forgotten about Laura's diary pages now they have a bona fide alien in their holding cell?

- Did Naido land in Twin Peaks by "accident" simply because she fell off the flying space boiler in episode 2?

- What about the purpose and origin of the glass box in New York? Mysterious billionaire? Surely it was not just Evil Cooper behind it all? The guy who drives around redneck states with dog legs in his trunk and gets shot by his own useless henchmen?

- Philip Jeffries claimed he didn't call Evil Cooper. Then who did? Is this the same, yet to be revealed major player behind the glass box experiment?

So did Doop rape and inseminate her comatose body for the delicious garmonbozibaby that is Richard?

this would take a lot longer than 2 hours. especially taking into account the 10 minute surreal montage that will certainly happen at some point in the finale

>its a autist spams LE EDDIE VEDDER LYRIC LEAK COOP NEVER COMES BACK EBIN MEME for months episode

If you unironically watch and enjoy Game of Cucks, you deserve to be killed in real life.

Truman already called Cole.

Should be revealed.

Not sure.

We'll see. Probably someone know.

none of these will be brought up except possibly who called cooper

No
No
Dunno, maybe Jefferies
Maybe he's lying and he did call. Wel see

>glass box

Yeah wait. So was the box a trap that was always meant to send Coop to the Mauve Zone, or just keep him suspended in NYC until he could be dispatched? Why did Coop appear "above" the box and then enter in that way. Did he subvert it somehow? I've read people say the Mother creature that kills the kids was meant to attack Coop but that doesn't really line up since she doesn't show up til after Coop disappears out of the box and they come in to fuck.

yes was c section still coma still pure

Vedderposters are pretty based desu, pleb

[jaw cracking]

[air rushing]

If you really think about it the new twin peaks is just a 2 hour film with 16's hours backstory of meandering meme scenes that wasn't necesary

can someone post the russian leaks for the last 2 episodes

Describe their sex life.

By all means she's probably the japanese woman. She was sent to a place that wasn't the room, is an ally, and aligns with Diane wearing a ton of japanese outfits and saying she was at the Sheriff's. The "Eye seal" could be much more since this is room bullshit we're on about.
17 will probably be everybody getting to Twin Peaks, and then 18 will be just like the last finale where everybody goes to convergence but only Coop gets in. Now that Coop is back, we're more or less done. He probably won't make it back again.

[me nuttin]

The main thing that is confusing me at this point is what exactly the endgame is for Dopplecoop. What the fuck will his coordinates will lead him to? We've seen he already knows how to access the Convenience Store (if that isn't the BL). And why would he want to go back into the Lodge anyway? He's fleeing MIKE and the Red Room so I don't see what he is after. Does he even know Coop is still kicking?

Seriously, those Vedder posters had the best OC in these generals. Nothing came close. It's pretty disappointing that it ended.

Laura and her are eskimo sisters now that they've both fugged the Bobinator.

>their sex life.
Are you stupid? He is literally her cuckold. She fucks evil cooper only. He pretends to get off on it and then cries in his waifu pillow, just like every other male in an "open relationship which both of us enjoy".

uhh

but wouldn't cole and albert know diane wasn't a blonde white lady immediately, if she were japanese?

I think that the bit of Coop giving MIKE the hair for the seed is an indication that he's not going to make it out of this finale "alive" in the conventional sense.

Lynch has lost it. There will never be an ending to Twin Peaks, and every minute of scriptwriting and filming Lynch does only makes it worst.

>Lynch delays Cooper's full return for 16 episodes before killing him off in the finale.

No way he is this cruel. Good ending is only ending for Coop after all he has endured. I'd sooner say he would decide to tell Mike not to make the new Dougie after all so he can go be with Janey E.

No Cole and Albert recognized her from working with her at the FBI before.

>He is literally her cuckold
Except he literally isn't. He simply offered out of courtesy, like any man would.